Hey isnt about time for you to go to bed?

Hey isnt about time for you to go to bed?

Anyway, before I force you into that bed, make sure to buy the steam edition of Skyrim which is on sale! I hear it's a great game!

I admire your effort

Oh, I already pirated it.

What's your name son? You'll be turning yourself into the authorities soon.

My name is Pie Ratt.

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO YOU ARE JUST BUY MY GAME!!!!!!!!!!

But Todd, I've already pirated every game you've ever made.
There isn't a point in buying any of them.

Aha! You think you did but you haven't! Make sure to preorder Fallout® VR © 2017 Bethesda Softworks for only $59.99 and also Skyrim VR.

>Fallout 4 season pass only 40% off
Not even trying Todd, it should be 75% minimum given negative ratings and everything

But I already own your games, Todd.
Because I am Todd.

NANI?!???

Now, Todd.
BUY MY GAME

Todd no!
Don't do this to Todd!

Two can play at this game Todd. How about YOU buy my game?

this is some next level toddposting holy shit

IT MUST BE DONE.
DRAW LITTLE MAN!

Tod buys Todd's game from Todd, the universe divides itself by 0

AAAAAHH DIOS MíO!

chill down Todds, why dont you dont both put down your weapons and buy MY game

YOU'RE GETTING THE FIRST BULLET, MEXICAN TODD.
YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO JUMP OVER MY FIREWALL FOR YEARS NOW. AND ITS TIME TO PUT YOUR REIGN TO AN END!
*Bang*

Bumping to see the thrilling conclusion.
somebody plz make a berserk todd

You can't take us all out! Adiós gringo!

I STILL HAVE 5 SHOTS LEFT, EL MENTIROSO TODD. DON'T THINK YOUR NAME ISN'T OFF THAT LIST TOO!
*bang*

I just bought this game Todd. People keep saying it's a really amazing game

Hold your fire Todd!

What did you just say?

TODDS TODDS! ENOUGH alright now look we have to work together to get these Anons into buying OUR games! We are stronger together

Did the Todds buy your game though?

ok Todds clearly you need to buy other Todds games, but we cannot buy them all, we gotta play the Hunger games to pick a one true winner

THEY DID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!

hey guys, what's going on?

Buy my game you brats!

I say this one dies first. He's been possessed by an Italian plumber.

im with you regular Todd, El mentiroso Todd goes next, we can leave slighty angry Todd last he is not a menace right now

My fellow Todds, zhey can't not buy our games if ve round zhem up and put zhem in concentration camps.

Who's the real Todd???

Ughh racist much?

Yard sale!
Please buy my stuff so I can go to Bethesdaland for Summer Camp.
Please, guys. I can't do it without you. These games are great. I've got the Xbox version of Fallout 3. It's great because there's nothing to configure. You can just put the disc in and it's ready to go. C'mon goys. Please?

Ok, but which social stats will I level up for playing that game?

Sir Todd Howard, you have committed the sin of deceit and spun many tales of sweet lies. We will steal your heart along with your distorted desire.

Signed, the Phantom Thieves.

Got ya, Todds. One dead Italian coming up.
*bang*
Now if anyone want to BUY OUR GAMES we wont have a problem, and I won't have to waste another Skyrim VR game of the year edition™ brand .45 caliber bullet.

Moot?

Ha ha, no. I'm the new kid in town. My name is Theodore. My friends call me Toddy. Won't you by my awesome games, sir?

AYO MORE LIKE WE TODDY

HA HA HA HA!
I AM THE LAST TODD LEFT ALIVE! THE FOOLS! NOW EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO BUY MY GAMES, ALL OF THEM!

*blocks your path

but i dont really want to...

But you also lost potential customers doing so

hey Liberal Arts Todd, wanna follow me to a cave i know, we can wait out while the Todds kill each other

I hope you Toddindus are planning on doing anything illegal, such as not buying my game.

Todd bump for Todd thread.

What if you made a game where you could play as Todd but you were actually surgically reconstructed to look and act like Todd but not really Todd? Wouldn't that be fun Anons?

Only if you speek in engrish

TOO MANY TODDS

Ever hear about the Todd who brought a knife to a gun fight?

BUY MY GAME

Fools, I am the one true Todd.

Hey guys just takin' a peek in this thread haha. You guys bought Skyrim on the steam sale right? Right? haha

N-No Todd, don't look!

Why, yes, Todd! I did get Skyrim at a -100% price summer sale just yesterday! A good friend of mine gave me a link, I followed the instructions and got the game for free! Isn't that amazing?

Alright motherfucker, you asked for it.

You guys are jokning right? Haha. Open the door please I just want to see your steam library. OPEN THE D-

*teleports behind u*
not so fast toddo...

Hey Todd, I just bought Fallout 4's season pass for PS4 and Skyrim Special Edition.
C-can I eat now?

YOUR POWERS OF BALANCE ARE WORTHLESS HERE, SAWYERLET
FACE THE WRATH OF 84 METACRITIC

Stop playing Bethesda.

O-okay, Todd! Just don't hurt me!
Here you go! We're cool now, right?

Fallout New Vegas has a better score than Fallout 4.

I panicked and posted the wrong image.
But that's what you do in the face of Bethesda, right? Ha ha.
Kinda like how you guys published Skyrim with a ton of bugs and mistakes ha ha.

OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE TRUTH
OBSIDIAN PAID FOR REVIEWS

OH FUCK
PLEASE ANONS YOU MUST NOT LET T

LET WHAT?

And it got a better score than Skyrim Special Edition.

BUY MY GAME, SON OF MAN

>skoorim
Y-you think this is a game? If you don't buy my game for reals, I'm g-going to do something drastic

METACRITIC IS A FLAWED SYSTEM OPERATED BY A CABAL OF REBELLIOUS FOOLS THAT WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD GAME IF IT PREORDERED AND INSTALLED ITSELF AND ALL ITS UNIQUE AND ORIGINAL HIGH QUALITY DLC FOR A SMALL, AFFORDABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY

And all the mods in New Vegas are free.

sawyer is a faggot and ruined pillars of eternity

Hey Todd, I finally got around to buy all the good Fallout games. A-Are you happy now?

Hey bro you talking shit?
Cause my big Todd here will force you to buy our games if you don't come quietly...

DDDD would snap TOOT's faggot neck

If he could see straight, maybe