Says he likes Video Games

>says he likes Video Games
>can't code one

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I'm an ideas guy

>>says he likes Video Games
>>can't code one

>Likes pussy
>Can't fuck his own

>Says he enjoy living
>Can't even create life

This.

even if your the next fucking carmack, you always need the ideas guy

>says he needs oxygen
>can't even produce it

>Says he likes video games
>Fixates on finding the cliches in the pointless story and rushes through the actual game

>Says he likes Quantum Power
>Doesn't use Quantum Power.

but i can.
i HAVE.

I can only code HTML and PHP shit to insert entires into a mySQL database.

I mean, I get paid 18 bucks per hour for that, ain't that bad.

I don't like video games thaaat much

What's so hard about making a video game anyways

All these patreon/Kickstarter pussies are just bitches

Kek

I can and have. Now I just need to make one that doesn't suck.

I'd trust even a marketer to have a better game idea than an idea guy.

Is that fuckin Daniel Southworth?

What the hell has that guy been up too lately other than wondering if he'll get to voice Vergil again?

>says he likes pussy
>can't make one

>Not I NEED MORE POWER.png

I would say I am more of a concept/balancing/level designer guy.

I made snake in python! Does that count?

>Can code
>Can't think of anything worth making

I'm a writer and I'm learning to draw. The few coders I know don't care about writing or art or music, but they also don't care about gameplay. I might just make a 2D vanillaware-like some time in the future for fun on my own.

There is a reason idea guys exist. Coders can code, modellers can model, animators can animate, marketers can market but it means shit if there is no one coming up with the idea in the first place.

Didn't he do mo-cap with JYB and Reuben Langdon for the DMC Pachislot recently?

>am an idea guy
>noone to code or make art
It's awful.

That I dunno, but i do remember seeing some pictures of him with itsuno

Speaking of which you may have heard by now but Itsuno was apologizing that he wasn't at e3 but his project is going along well

STILL DONT WANT TO SAY WHAT IT IS OF COURSE

Maybe we'll get a taste at tgs

>yfw It's actually a Deep Down project restart and not have anything to do with DMC

Capcom is that inept lately that I'd totally see it coming.

t. kojima

>Says he likes living in a house
>Can't build one

>load up Unreal/Unity
>get overwhelmed by the the sheer amount I'd have to do
>all I've made is a little fps where you just move around in a grey environment with a shitty block for a gun
>I'll never have the patience to sit down and make some of my ideas

I mean, all I have done are design documents for game ideas I have. I mean to use them but don't have the drive to implement some of them. At least I am better at designing table top games.

If you knew how to code games, you wouldn't want to play them anymore.

>bac9.tumblr.com/
>have everything for a great game
>disappear for 3 years
Come back, dude.

But I coded a danmaku game and I still play them.
Christianity: 1
Atheism: 0

I can draw and animate.
Can you code and draw well?

You retards act like someone cant have more than one skill

Name me one great coder that can create good models/art

Miyamoto?

Now you just need money

pixel
>he isn't a great coder
he made a functional platformer, that's all a dev needs to do
>his art is indie pixel shit
only a problem in your mind

And I say this as someone that honestly thinks Cave Story is a bad game. Not to mention that, as I recall, he did this shit in his free time. Could have been even better if he cared more.

>I NEED MORE QUANTUM POWER.png
FTFY

>he says he likes living
>can't bear children

>>likes living

>play a lot of Sven Co-op
>want to start making maps for it
>game is dead, nobody would play them

Miyamoto doesn't code, but he made the art of his first games.

I feel you man; I want to re-make The Specialists, just so I have people to play wtih

I could make a game in Game Maker.
But I'm incredibly lazy.

Why not just make a singleplayer game inspired by it so that you aren't dependent upon the games' popularity?

The GoldSource engine is fucking great, that's why I want to make maps with it. I need to get better at game design, too, and it would help a ton.

I've never played The Specialists, but it looks pretty good.

Because then it'd be called a Max Payne ripoff.

Giving birth is not something you can learn, unlike coding. Kill yourself you literal retard.

fuck you OP im trynna learn but this shit is hard

Start by doing the "make Asteroids in 3 hours" tutorial and go from there.

>says he likes movies
>he can't film/edit/direct/star in one

>play the Shadowrun FPS everyone forgot about
>really like it
>wanna revive the game by remaking it
>can't cause will probably get sued

>says he likes to drive
>cannot build a car from scratch or programm the internal electronis

now what

an ideas guy is nigh useless though, lots of people can have good ideas AND useful skills
and i say it being an ideas guy

>Says he likes walking
>Can't make his own shoes from scratch

Bitch! I'd have you know that i made a text adventure in middle school and i secretly spread it through all computers in the school.

all endings is a variation of the player character getting sodomized. The look of disappointment on the people who played it was priceless.

Making a game is piss easy

Making a good game is hard

...

Name me a coder or artist/animator who has an idea for a game they want to make.

Oh wait, that is LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE INDUSTRY.

I coded shitty pong in visual basic in high school, complete with fake physics on the angle of the ball changing depending on if up or down was being held down as the ball was hit.
Also made a few text adventures complete with inventory.

its a real shame that im the last one

should i just off myself now?

>Says he likes philosophy
>is a nigger

most people are the last one

>have a ton of ideas for gameplay, characters, and music when I'm showering
>instantly forget them when I sit down at a computer
Do they make waterproof Laptops?

This is me.
Full of ideas when walking or during class and stop thinking about it as soon as i sit in front of the computer

just write it down

>says he likes shitposting
>cannot post while shitting