Unless you can beat the boss you've died most to in your videogame history, in one try with no cheats mind you...

Unless you can beat the boss you've died most to in your videogame history, in one try with no cheats mind you, a device will go off ripping your anus and scrotum out.

How sweaty are you?

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>dying to a boss
lol I thought this was Sup Forums

Ill be fine

Manus, Father of the Abyss

I was but a wee lad, but will still be hard on lvl.1 critical. Damn this game had great boss fights that actually rewarded unique combos instead of three rotation hack and slash (except for the bayonetta-tier big bosses)

The smelter demon...

>imblyign I have any idea which boss that is
I guess I died on Diablo in D3 a fuckton of times when I was doing it as 1-hit-death DH way in release way before anything was nerfed. Could also be some vanilla WoW boss.

*blocks your path*

An instance where the last boss is the hardest, whodathunkit. The Goblin general in Seige of Org is so much harder than Garrosh

Like a congressman in a refugee camp.

Firewalker kicks the shit out of me despite fire protection.

M Bison on snes probably
I think I'm fucked

I guess I am fucked, it would be hard to do it in one try, if one try means one life. If it means 3 lives, it's possible.

>Last boss of Ninja Gaiden 2
This isn't fair John.

The only reason I lost so much against her was because I was a dumbass kid thinking defense up badges worked.
I'll be fine nowadays.

>Miracle Matter from Kirby 64

Easier than most examples, but me and that fucking elemental d20 have a history that goes back to childhood.

im fucked

>no time limit
gg ez

Diablo 2's Diablo?
Should be easy.

May as well activate the device myself, since I played ninja gaiden black.

>in one try

Welp, there goes my anus

>Rusted Kushala daora

Please Mr Jigsaw the monster is absolute bullshit, can I play with other players? I can't beat it by myself

milosevic did nothing wrong

>no time limit

Would only benefit Monster Hunterfags.

>DS2 Ancient dragon
Now that I know the cheese strat I should be able do it

I was a gigantic idiot babby when I fought him, and I didn't understand how rolling through attacks worked. I'm pretty sure that I can get through the fight now so long as it's not on NG+ again.

He's coming for my anus

OH FUCK

OP doesn't state you'd have to start playing the game, for all we know we could start the game at any point in our lives.

Lets be realistic here. If we knew Jigsaw was making us fight these guys with one try we would spend a month farming until we're overleveled. Bloodborne would be easy.

I spent at least 6 hours straight trying to beat her and kept getting my shit kicked in considering I had played the game on easy until this boss was locked to the hardest difficultly. Also I was using keyboard controls

I just thought he meant right this second.

>mgs2 snake tales solidus

...

But that's wrong you retard, because he said the device will activate at some point, it is implied.

FUCK

Before I answer, Mr. Saw, could you show me your copy of Fallout 4?

Learn to read, it will only go off if you lose. If you don't play against the boss you can't lose.

Scrub.
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Well then may as well not even post if you are going to avoid the challenge entirely like the little pussy bitch you are, go away.

Whitley from pokemon silver. Kind of a toss up honestly, I remember that thing still fucking up my fighting type

>Unless you can

Logic tutor here, this implies a conditional, meaning you have to do it or else the trap will go off.

OP didn't state WHEN you have to do it so we can assume that we'd have to do it as some point. You could pretty much let it rust from your butt.

this is going to be a very interesting run

Uh oh.

>some old geezer stalked me, then overwhelmed me with another person, knocked me unconscious, sedated me, kidnapped me and threw me into a filthy dungeon, then strapped me into a device which would kill me if I did not give in to his inane demands and meeting them all because he's salty because he'll die from cancer
>I am the pussy

t. Procrastinator who walks around with metal contraption protruding from his pants resembling a strap-on and a dildo

christ someone actually pulled it off

Forgot pic related. I can beat him but I don't think I can do it in one go, especially if it's been awhile.

You overthink this shit too much.
It is ok if you don't want to have your anus ripped, just leave the thread.
Not even being an asshole this time.

That fight is fucking dope, really encapsulates the best traits of the "dueling" feel of melee combat in KH


I won't mention Ronin because he'd be a pal and press the button for me while he watches after I already had an aneurysm, but these guys thoroughly ravaged me until I got gud at air chain (or just torture attack cheesed but that's no fun). Apparently during design/playtesting they could attack simultaneously and it was so hard even for them they had to make it so you attack one at a time while the other assists.

But fume knight was slow and easy

So you're okay with getting your anus ripped out? That way you couldn't enjoy receiving all the intercourse you're so used to.

What if one of his traps went of unintended or earlier than it was supposed to. Would that just fuck up his whole plan and ruin the whole point of his message... because he has no control over his life either.

>Poison weapon
Wow, so hard

None of these men beat bosses. They preyed on mobs like an RPG leveling coward.

Considering I finally figured out martyr logarius I'm not too worried

This. I'm pretty much fucked

It is just a fucking dumb thread in Sup Forums user.
Seriously, stop pretending everything is serious business.
Obviously I would never submit willingly to the situation OP is describing, in real life.

I'm so sorry, user

Otherwise, mfw xbox emulation is back in gear and PC Ninja Gaiden Black is among us...

I think i died to the 4 kings the most but that was because i was doing a sl4 run. If im at least sl 30 i can do it with my eyes closed.

Yeah can't wait to please my rage with it once again.

Back the fuck off

Of course I could could go with sorcery build, but I am pretty sure it said no cheats.

Oh but I think you'd do.
I think you'd walk right up to Jigsaw while he's still stalking you in a black van, drop down your pants, present your not-so virgin asshole to him and cry; "Please Mr. Jigsaw, please strap a metal device onto my butt which will rip out my intestines if I'm not winning against the video game boss I've lost the most times to!" And a single tear appeared in Jigsaw's face as he realizes that before him may be the greatest faggot alive so he rushed to Sup Forums and made this pointless thread.

>Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
I'm calmly fucked.

that's great and all user but you have a critical failure in your way of thinking.
Because I am not the OP.

I don't play many games with big difficult boss fights so it'll either be something in mario galaxy I lost to as kid or something in terraria, both of which I could beat with ease right now.

Jigsaw has many apprentices.

It would probably be O&S or Bed of Chaos just because of how many playthroughs of DS I did. At least with O&S I have a chance. Is it even possible to beat BoC in one go?

So this is the power of Sup Forums-tier autism. 3/10 for trying

Lmao
Ok you can stop trying to get me mad now, seriously.

>game mechanics
>cheats
Fag detected

You thought I was that user? Heh what a fool.

>Ballos
easy, it's only the boss portion

So either an Isaac boss, or this bitch from childhood.

Probably screwed.

If you're not impressed try to surpass it, reddit boy.

>I'll say he is redduit then I automatically win the argument.

Played as a kid. I think I got this now.

Why would I want to create this sort of pseudo-banter in the first place?

C-can it be coop? Also cheesing isn't cheating, r-right?

It's either Shin Akuma from Capcom vs SNK 2 EO, or Shao Kahn from Shaolin Monks Co op.

Either way, I am screwed.

I think this asshole. On retrospect I hated the chalice dungeons

Cheese nigger.

>the call that ended my anus

No, cheesing isn't cheating.

see

Forgot pic

On critical mode, this boss took me days. I've thought about replaying the game recently, but fuck doing this on critical again. I'll go proud for my sanity

I knew my past would come back to haunt me some day.

These fuckers took me forever as a kid. My brother and I tag-teamed the two mantis bosses all day and couldn't beat it. Then, I woke up the next morning and one-shot them while still half asleep.

Ninja Gaiden 2's last boss is the one I died to most. I'd be sweating out my own Niagara Falls

Well, this shit is probably easy now. But it was hard as hell 20 years ago.

Does this shit count bosses that obviously cheat or can we exclude those assholes?

well, there goes my ass and ballsac.

Pontiff Sulyvahn
It's ogre for me

Alma?
She's a bitch.
I also died a lot to Doku since I didn't realise you could mash out of his grab, so I would let him heal for 50% of his HP.

Example?

Time limit would affect a lot of games. Anything with a leveling system.

If you're going into a situation where your scrotum is at stake it's probably worth spending 20 hours grinding skeletons so you're 10 levels higher than the boss with 50 potions

This might be it for me, he was really hard on the NG+X and bl4 run that I quit him.

>shadow queen from paper Mario
>I only had one 50hp shroom
Maybe not total number of deaths but God damn time spent watching that fucking phase 2 cutscene was forever

well shit

Doesn't he kidnap all the victims and put them in a room though, so wouldn't we starve if we don't do it.

>Heroic Rag FL 25
He dies in like 3 shots now lol