What would sex with mipha be like? Or any zora for that matter. Would it be too slimey to enjoy? Would the insides of her vagina be too cold? Stupid question but, many vaginas smell like old fish, it's only natrual to assume the same about Zora's, right?
Has there ever been a canon Half zora-Half hylian child in the zelda lore?
There are some Dolphin species out there that, during the entire sexual intercourse, the female releases some sort of chemicals that makes the male continously cum as long as the penis is inserted, does this also apply to zoras?
On a serious note
Easton Lopez
Caleb Taylor
that whole thing about dolphins is literally a meme from here and you go spouting it like fact without even bothering to validate
not even addressing your post, this kind of person fucking annoys me though, don't say something as a fact unless you know it is
Jacob Reed
i read this guys' book
jezebel.com
Bentley Harris
You ever tried not being super autistic?
Aiden Garcia
>What would sex with mipha be like?
Jacob Lewis
>that whole post an Im autistic
One man who fucked a dolphin vs no zoologists or researchers backing us the claim or finding anything similar
Owen Bell
You did forever ruin it for me. I forgot Zora lay eggs. This is probably how it's done. Fuck.
Andrew Bennett
>no zoologists or researchers backing us the claim or finding anything similar
Yeah but did they fuck any dolphins? Checkmate science.
Liam Reyes
So I'm right then
Carter Cook
Like this, thread's over.
Nolan Roberts
>zora lay eggs
Sauce?
Liam Gutierrez
Good question, lets ask Fururama
youtu.be
Ryan Cruz
why post this you humongous faggot, now my dreams are ruined
Dominic Taylor
Majoras Mask.
Searching for Zora Eggs.
Hudson Nguyen
Majora's Mask. You need to retrieve Lulu's eggs from the Gerudo.
Was it ever confirmed if Mikau was the father?
Angel Harris
Dont blame me, blame Science.
Cooper Roberts
Sebastian Gray
Just had a thought.
>My dick smells like dead fish.
>Mipha is a dead fish.
>My dick smells like Mipha.
Gabriel Peterson
literally nowhere in there it says about chemicals making you cum forever
Anthony Rivera
Yes, i just posted it because it is the lattes scientific thing about dolphin vaginas and penises
Nathaniel Gray
>you will never cum inside water and watch your sperms slowly swim into mipohas egss
Ethan Martinez
On a more sincere serious not, what do you think her Amiibo will do? Weapen chest for her champion weapon along with some fish ingredients?
Ian Evans
She could still be fertilized internally. Mikau was surprised by the eggs and they were stolen suddenly, already fertilized.
I don't think he'd have that kind of reaction if he jerked off on them.
Zachary Perry
Looks really cheap
Zachary Perez
delicious fish
Joshua Scott
>On a more sincere serious not, what do you think her Amiibo will do?
Many many "SoF - Mipha" Videos on Xhamster.
Anthony Garcia
You act surprised despite the quality of the current ones already in circulation.
Cameron Sanders
orbits
Charles Hill
...
Tyler Scott
more?
Josiah James
>Was it ever confirmed if Mikau was the father?
The game certainly implies that.
Though Lulu is a terrible mother since she cares more about the concert and getting her voice back than about her 7 newborn children
Jaxon Kelly
You obviously repost the video from user
Kayden Thompson
>"I've made a huge mistake"
Carson Rogers
Or maybe Lulu's stalker was the one who jerked off on them
Aiden Bell
will there ever be another game that lets you turn into a cute fish?
Aaron Thomas
Hopefully
Sebastian Hall
I'm more curious about
>How do Gorons reproduce?
>What do Kokiri do when they feel romantic feelings?
Christopher Perry
Cute
Gavin Phillips
I want to do dirty things to that fish.
Lucas Howard
That looks lewd.
Brody Morales
Isn't it canon that Zoras are the breed as a result of Hylians x Fish?
Ritos are also canon evolved from Zoras as well.
But if Zoras are still around when there are Ritos (BotW), then how is that possible? Christianity= 1, Evolution= 0
Also, why the fuck would there be Ritos and absolutely no Zoras in Wind Waker? Wouldn't it make more sense for there to be a whole FUCKTON of Zoras since the world is mostly water?
Also an interesting tidbit is that Ritos are way more Hylian looking in WW, where they're still Bird-like in BotW. So WW must take place a good chunk of time after BotW probably.
Logan Scott
>gives you fish ingredients
literally why would she support you eating her kind you nasty fuck
Sebastian Perry
>How do Gorons reproduce?
They probably do it asexually
>What do Kokiri do when they feel romantic feelings?
Better question is what can they do? Saria didn't even bother sexing up Link in Orcatina of Time
Asher Bennett
>how do gorons reproduce?
In of the opinion that there are male and female gorons but they both look identical to us
Austin Campbell
>It's canon that a hylian had sex with a fish
Asher Wood
Zora eat fish themselves
Leo Reyes
Pretty sure it was Nintended
Adam Diaz
>Better question is what can they do?
Sick stuff like holding hands and pecks on the cheeks
Jacob James
the only explanation
a bird fucked a fish