How are you fighting the urge to blow 700$ on Allison's game?

How are you fighting the urge to blow 700$ on Allison's game?

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By not being a kissless virgin

I tried some porn vr at a friends house
Think I'm gonna wait another decade before getting a VR headset

Im not a perma virgin weeb.

By being poor

Waiting for Illusion to copy her into VR Kanojo

Because I already lost my virginity, don't have the need to pay for that shit, neither have the money for it, nor do I have an obsession with secks

That game is reason enough to buy VR once they upgrade it with more girls and scenes

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I'm pretty lonely, but I'm not lonely enough for $700.

you would have to be an actual autist for this to work as a substitute for real social interaction.
It would feel fake to most people

Too bad Illusion is shit since Sexy Beach 3.

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Scamco ruined her

I don't have $700 to spare

Just a little lighting downgrade. She's still a qt.
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>Expect girl who speaks English so I can actually understand wtf she's saying
>Receive girl who just speaks Japanese in a fake bad accent

reddit normies need to fuck off forever desu

But her accent is the best part.

You say that but I bet you're a normalfag yourself.

Not gonna lie, OP.

I want to cradle her head in my chest and smell her hair, while she tells me everything will be okay as I break my VR goggles from crying all over the lenses due to finally realising my $700 investment can't cure my loneliness.

By remembering that VR cant replace actual human interaction

>tfw finally getting my psvr back from the police next week

Just in time for the long weekend

Yet

Ah but can you have sex?

When they make a game where I can be a girl then I might consider it

Post the other one.

>actual human interaction
Implying I need those. All I want is stare at her butt and listen to her sexy accent while fapping.

wait what

>The police
lol wat
I'm a newfag to Summer Lesson. A bunch of what I assume were Redditors said it wasn't a real game and was a tech demo.
So does the game use PS Move and can I play with the Jap qt and Allison?

Friendly reminder that you get cucked at the end of it.

you know deep down that you hate yourself much more than you hate us

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Rather not talk about it except to say I literally and unironically dindu nuffin hence they are returning it

I think that warrants a story time user.

why the fuck did you bring it up then,

GREEN TEXT STORY NOW

By waiting for it to come out, then waiting for someone to rip her model and port it to Skyrim or Honey Select. The latter which has it's own vr.

>2017
>can't speak Japanese yet
What the fuck man?

By not being so easily exploited by my hormones.

Tell me about your mother in japanese, senpai.

t. low test

She is a pretty beatiful but I get the same just going outside during this time of the year and gawking like a creeper

>2017
>speaking anything other than English
What the fuck man?

おれの母はあんたの母よりずっとエロイ。

Not anymore.

日本語がわからない

By being an unemployed loser without a cent to his name.

Hire me

Because I don't even know what game it is!

Ignorance is bliss!

Tekken 7

You can iterally go outside anywhere right now to see blondes in hotpants

>2017
>not having some easy internet job
Just wow. This age actually give neets a chance to live but you still choose to complain on Sup Forums instead of doing something.

Why is she so perfect?

What the fuck man
I'm gonna tell you mom

Where the fuck do I get one. People here talk about working from home like it's some untapped gold mine but I can't find anything legit, just shit like those websites where they pay you a few cents for writing articles or clicking links.

White female with Japanese mannerisms

Doesn't exist in real life unless you are into Mormon, Mennonite or Amish chicks.