Parents are screaming at each other downstairs about how much you play video games

>parents are screaming at each other downstairs about how much you play video games

Don't worry user, when you grow up you can sever ties with your family and play all the vidya you want.

Tell them the truth
Tell them you actually just shitpost on Sup Forums most of your day. No one actually plays video games more than they browse Sup Forums here.

>still playing videogames
lmao look at this faggot

Listen to what says.

i mean they used to scream directly at me about how much i play, not at each other

its much better when im away at college and they cant scream at me anymore

>parents walk in as the one single 30 second over the top cringy cutscene in a 60+ hour game begins

Assert dominance by fucking your mom. It will emasculate your dad into obedience and humiliate your mother into obedience.
Become the man of the house. Then turn it into a vidya house.

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and say that your weebshit games are 100% cringy, you just only notice it when viewing the game from another's perspective.

please tell me how ur western game's sex scenes are any better

Dont kid yourself.
>weebshit jrpg
>not crigngey from start to finish
Pick one

Hello summerfags

Yeah dude, it's western games that shove sex in your face to appeal to virgins. Not weebshit.
Gotcha.

I've been here since 2006.

ITT: underage living with their parents

>parents hide your videogames
>they forget where they put them

>I've been here since 2006.
Yeah, you and every other summerfag who pretends to be old.

I'm 27 and can't afford to move out.

Ask me a question about anything that happened between 2006-present on Sup Forums.
I post for at least an hour every day, I should be able to answer anything your newfag ass can think up.

>wah wah wah I can't deal with my problems

get fucked, gather some courage and tell your parents face to face that you play lotsa videogames because you want it

shitposting about it on an taiwanese RC Cars fan board won't solve anything you piece of shit

>be 46
>playing game having fun
>hear kids in the hallway talking about how they wish they had a normal dad that didn't play underaged panty quest ix

>have my own place, currently in grad school with a very good research grant and a TA which gives me enough money to sustain myself
>excellent academic career throughout my entire life
>for some reason my mother only talks to me so she can complain about how I'm a piece of shit

What the fuck is wrong with this woman. I'm not even rude to her.

She's lonely you derp.

I'm 30 and I still live with my parents

>get married, user
>having a wife will give you joy
>having a child will give your life meaning

Its also good for GDP.

>live with mom and gf
>and i get to play video games whenever i want to
haha you didn't fall for the work meme did you guys?

>tfw 22-year-old college dropout NEET

>parents walk in while you're playing a metal gear solid game
>it's a cutscene
Please have mercy Kojima.

Yeah, I'm sure a quick google could help you.
You probably look through encyclopediadramatica every day to keep up on your memes.

>Your father supports you

have you tried playing less?

>having a child will give your life meaning
these are the sort of things that make me feel repulsed by whoever says them.

?

I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but you genuinely do not belong here.

>tfw family wants you to impregnate your wife but neither of you actually want kids

user, are you okay?

Haven't you ever had the desire to create a perfect human, wise, strong and benevolent?

get a hobby nerd

Perfectly reasonable since you can split living costs between 3 people and have more disposable income to use or invest.

What universe do you live in where moving out is a possibility in 2017?

It's unironically true, although it's implying that you're more concerned with your own life than your future kids.

You're... a man?

>be me, good kid
>No bad behavior, good grades
>Parents limit gaming to an hour a day out of nowhere
>Tfw punished for no reason

Went on until I was 16 or so, then I played even more games and did even better in school cause I was a good boy.

>mom walks in on you jacking off
>she maintains eye contact

ok
what happened in 2005

>Your father is dead but he also played videogames

I honestly don't know what I feel about that

Y-yeah.... I totally have an income and am investing haha....

I'm sure as hell feeling it

Next you'll tell me that it's the boomers' fault and not your own.

99% of children are made without forethought, the sex was just enjoyable at the time.

One where people go to College or get jobs?

>Making me miss 2011's Sup Forums
It was such absolute garbage and I complained about it every fucking day, but with how things are, I want to go back.

this

Join the military

That's not happening with my genes.

>She maintains eye contact with your penis until you cum

This fucking guy.

When was peak Sup Forums? There is an objective answer.

You're not clever.

Samefag.

31yo here

youre not missing anything of value. id return to my parents anytime if my mother wasnt such a bitch

You can only have children for selfish reasons. You don't create new life because you are altruistic.

>Housing prices up 1000% in the last fifteen years of my life
>This is taking inflation into account

HAHAHAHAHA faggot

This used to happen to me as well. I was a pretty decent kid, good grades and all that, but for some reason my parents wouldn't let me use my free time the way I wanted to. I mean, even when I was finished with all my schoolwork they would put limits on my gaming habits. I never understood that, I felt they did that because games bothered them for no particular reason.

It's called self awareness. Weebs are generally some where on the spectrum so they have a poor theory of mind

The year before you started posting.
For real though probably either 2008 or 2009.

>tfw gf keeps mentioning how she wants a baby, but ''doesn't want to push me''

>samefag
But can you prove it, oldfag-sama?

>Because I'm a heartless bastard, everyone is!
edgy

what mainly ruined v iyo

Right on cue! Take responsibility for your own actions.

>This picture

First and second panel were better times man

>He plays videogames

>circle of friends
>one's a dad
>each day of his life he's miserable, often hear his child crying in voice chat during our raids
>has to leave the raid suddenly
>disappears for hours on end
>almost all of his attention now goes to single player games and only for 2-3 hours a day every few days

nty jew, i'll die alone