Mother > undertale

Hey guys it's me so i guess I have a story to tell
> be me after long summer Friday
> get home and find package for me
> open ups paper bag envelope
> acquire mother 1+2 English translation
> I was watching did you know gaming on the ride home, seeing I had watched all the videos twice undertale was next
> remembers game theory video
> sans is ness
> type up shitpost on we getting "undertale 1+2" for the gba, takes picture of cart and posts on tj99ers discord server
>shocked by the next thought I realized mother 3 should be called earthbound because of the lack of aliens

What?

Is that a fleshlight?

No it's my gba

>be me

Kill yourself

Whats up with your name? Are you some famous E Celeb dude?

No I made tj Henry yoshi laugh by saying but first we must talk about parallel parking

Newfag fuck off.

How long have you been posting here? Is this your first time?

Kek

No I've been watching you people for a while

>dear god in eighth grade

Yeah I can see that. Don't try to mimic all the garbage people post just to try and fit in or anything

It's the internet

I don't know what you're trying to say with that. This is an 18+ site

Yea but that doesn't mean 7 year olds play cod

I'm arguing with someone on Sup Forums what I'm i talking about

Literally what are you even saying. We're not even arguing.

Jesus christ nigger are you high out of your mind?

Nothing in your post made any fucking sense.

Nigger how old are you?

Okay OP, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Oh damn my mistake I was trying to make a sarcastic remark about the internet being 99% filth

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

Are you trying to say this thread isn't in the 99%?

>99% filth
Like your thread?

Like my head.

Obviously not, you seem like one of those YouTube commentors who use meme text arrows and never shut the fuck up about Sup Forums memes. Come back in a decade when its legal.

>this entire thread

stick to discord you fucking retard

Ironic shitposting is indistinguishable from actual shitposting user.

This thread is like if an alien found Sup Forums and was trying to mimic our behavior.

I can't tell if this is a max level shit poster or a child, but god damn

>this thread

I'm not saying you should leave, but maybe give it a while before you post, just to learn how things work around here.

Don't lump us in with this faggot.

>t. yes
don't be a loser

don't be so jealous

Are you aware you used that completely wrong? That means
>Signed, yes

Someone give this fuck a medal because this is some fucking next level shitposting.

>Hey guys it's me so i guess I have a story to tell
>> be me after long summer Friday
>> get home and find package for me
>> open ups paper bag envelope
>> acquire mother 1+2 English translation
>> I was watching did you know gaming on the ride home, seeing I had watched all the videos twice undertale was next
>> remembers game theory video
>> sans is ness
>> type up shitpost on we getting "undertale 1+2" for the gba, takes picture of cart and posts on tj99ers discord server
>>shocked by the next thought I realized mother 3 should be called earthbound because of the lack of aliens

stopped reading there

You made me laugh so cheers

what the fuck is going on

A-are we being memed on? I feel like this guy is playing 4-D checkers with us or something

Of fucking what? What even goes on in your head

SHITPOST 24! GIVE IT UP FOR SHITPOST 24!

I'm convinced this dude is serious and hes 8 years old. Hes just regurgitating memes and hopes they cloak him

I am ridiculously confused

nott really
he knows how to reply so he must be from here

Dude, you literally figured out how to reply in this thread. Its not even fucking hard. And you left your name on, we can all see its fucking you. Holy shit this can't be real

I'm calling it. 4-D checkers. We're getting memed

I most certainly must be from here. I mean, how else would I know how to suck this much dick?

I've got a feeling this is all just a ruse.

If this is a ruse then I'm falling for it

What pisses me off is I'll never know for sure whats going on here

I think we scared underagefriend away.

>kommisar
please don't name pictures like that

Am I late for the shit posting thread?

what the fuck

no really what the fuck
i think everyone in this thread got memed

Was it kino?