If these two battled it out, who would win?

If these two battled it out, who would win?

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Payne. He can slow time

Max's permanently cringing face is the only appropriate reaction to John Wick.

What if they joined forces? Who could possibly stop them?

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See:

>implying Agent47 could match Wick's gun kata, or Max slowing time and bullet dodging.

Maybe, but 47 will always outsmart you.

maybe Max, but John isn't called "babayuska" for nothing. He's a hitman too, probably knows all the tricks in the book.

Max Payne.

I love Max Payne, but he never goes up against really professional killers. John Wick is up against the world's best.

i think its baba yaga but im not a ruski

47 beats John Wick because he is genetically perfect, enhanced speed, strength, intelligence etc...

Isn't Baba Yaga that old Russian Clairvouyant m8?

I'm a big fan of the first two Max Payne games, but John Wick, hands down. Payne has his John Woo dive, but that's about it. Wick has all his gun-kata bullshit.

>babayuska
Baba Yaga.

Which is a weird fucking nickname for a hitman because Baba Yaga is an ugly old woman.

ok I didn't realise we were back at school lol

"my guy kicks your guys ass because he's just better"

47 would poison Payne's drink by disguising himself as a local albino Brazilian bartender and kill Wick by alerting his dog under a chandelier and then detonating a bomb attached to the chandelier's chains so that it drops on Wick's dog so that 47 can snipe the gas canister in the same room to blow up and kill Wick.

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No, it's just facts.

You're right, where the hell did I hear Babayushka??

Yeah, if you've ever played a Hitman game, you're dead in seconds in open gunfights.

47 only wins if he can drop a chandelier on John Wick's head or poison his food.

I think some of the characters also call him "babay" which is a completely different folk character, someone with no particular traits or appearance who is used to scare kids. That would make infinitely more sense, at the very list.

We were eerily similar in our respective predictions.

Because that's all 47 does apart from garroting

Which dev could make a John Wick game and not fuck it up horribly?

Mind if I tread on your dreams lads?

That movie is so bad but I love it so much.

>both had pointless boring sequels

yikes,

>Implying John Wick 2 isnt pure kino

That movie is so good and I love it so much

john wick with dodge build

fuck john wick is so bad

Babushka is "grandma"

I think you are mixing "baba yaga" and "babushka". I understand the last means "grandma" in russian.

This guy

47 would simply pretend to be his dog.

whats that NU-MOVIE tryhard faggot on the left? Hes clearly post 2004

overkill ;^)

Why is Wick fellated so much around the internet? He is a pretty standard action movie protagonist

Keanu

Max Payne, because Wick has no Slow Mo side jump with 100% headshot accuracy, Wick only has 100% headshot accuracy but is the fugitive of the earths physic.

Well acted
Interesting world
Canonically in Payday 2
Dog

Baba Yaga roughly means Witch of the wilds which really doesn't match with Wick since Baba Yaga is always an old crone

Is there any action movie/game protagonist that could take on HH?

Well they use it in the sense that Baba Yaga is a "boogeyman" or at least a force to be reckoned with, something you should know better than to fuck with.

Yeah I know
It just a pet peeve since I know Russian so it kinda irks me
Like calling a Minotaur a Dragon - both are not to be fucked with but the name feels out of place

>Establish that he's weak to tazer guns
>Never use them again

Why would they even fight each other?
If anything, they'd go fuck up shit together, and it'd be the best buddy action movie/bro-op game ever.

No homo.

When did he get tased?

Max might be the weakest, but he'd just outsmug everyone and walk home to OD on pain killers. 3 is a spinoff.

this is a more proper assassin for Sup Forums standards.

user, please.

>can take people back to the past
pretty op

>genetically perfect
>bald

Pick one lmao.

fuck off

Can't kata or dodge what you can't see coming.

>Rockstar babby getting mad
lmao