Are you ready for the return of the king, Sup Forums?
Are you ready for the return of the king, Sup Forums?
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haha funny wojak my friend
If Atari wasn't currently ran by some of the most incompetent, scummy, people on the planet I would be hyped as fuck about them making a new console.
As it stands now though it's guaranteed to be a barely functioning, possible fire hazard, of a Walgreens bargain bin tier emu box.
I'm ready to play Centipede and Space Invaders in 4k.
I'm not expecting much, but if they do a full comeback I would be surprised.
The CEO of Atari literally reduced his own salary to 1000 euros after the 2013 bankruptcy. He also fired 190 employees out of 200 BUT keep in mind that the people fired were from infogrammes. So that means he got rid of the scum.
In 2015 the annual profit went to 7 millions from only 2 millions in 2014. The leadership is competent and dedicated.
Dont be a jive turkey man.
The gaming scene is about to get so groovy its gonna crash with only the King Atari as the only survivor.
How much you will be assblasted when they showed Ouya 2600?
>atardis actually think its anything other than a steam machine in a dumb 'retro' form factor
If anything you should be groveling at the feet of steam users for making this possible
>If Atari wasn't currently ran by some of the most incompetent, scummy, people on the planet I would be hyped as fuck about them making a new console.
you must be very young because Atari was always ran by some of the most incompetent, scummy, people on the planet. Thats why most of the originals developers left the company right away after the 1983 crash and the only thing left were stupid ass idiots.
God I fucking hate Wojaks but this shit gives me the giggles
Is it true that Amazon is teaming up with atari to make this?
Remember how much they fucked up Yars Revenge?
never again
Like actual effort was put to these ones.
For those of you still wondering what will be released you just need to look at the name:
-Atari-Box
-Steam-Box
It's going to be a console built with a steam box architecture that will run a custom Linux based OS and have dedicated games (the Atari catalog is richer than what you think) also indie devs will be able to develop games for it very easily.
Basically a steambox done right.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have 1 minute to show us just how groo/v/y you are.
10/10
don't ever stop
Name a single good atari game you stupid retarded fucks.
You can't do it.
jackie chan
Centipede
swordquest
>return of the king
but that sega forever thing was just mobile games not a new console...
Blood
Alone in the dark
Riddick
all these are good
>good
Your mother, I played with her back then and i'll do it again.
Was this game really that bad?
>Blood
Monolith Productions
>Alone in the Dark
Infogrames
>Riddick
Starbreeze
He asked for Atari games dude...
>arcade shit
Barely even atari doesn't count
Might as well post an image of curdled milk
Not even giving the swordquest guy a (You)
They are never going to. Consider yourself educated, son.
Tempest
That's a $10 downloadable collection not the beginnings of a new console holy fuck.
>always got shit on after like 3 planets in gravitar arcade
>no chance of cheating that black hole thing
>get 2600 version
>wow this looks like shit
>play it anyway
>turns out to be easier
>finally get past the first system
>mfw
battlezone 2.
defender
battlezone
this is one of the worst forced memes
are you guys going to delete all these images from your computer when it's revealed to just be a plug and play box or what
>90s kids pretending to be in their 40s
>he doesn't have an aborted memes folder
Xenophobe
sorry dad, the 80s were shit
it's over
arcades are real video games, not your immersive sim loot story cutscene press A to win bullshit
It's saturday my fellow cool cats time to get ready to go out and truck along the gr00ve
Pong
if it is a fire hazard i would buy several and give them to rapefugees and wait for the happening
When are they going to reveal it?
Jive turkey detected.
Hey man don't you have some cinematic kiddie junk to go play on Windows 10?
Get in the groove or get out of the way man.
how old are you? its obvious that you're under age
Jive t*rkeys can stay mad. It's time chillax with some good vibes
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Keep truckin no matter what cool cats
>unironically calling arcade games shit
Gotten be 18 to post here kiddo
Hey thanks man.
Have we decided what were gonna do with Nintendokiddies yet?
They used to make some great party games back in the day that were great for the whole family and it be a real shame to see them leave.
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Thanks for the info user however that doesn't mean it's bad. The question is will people invest in it?
That's great.
But 7mil isn't enough for a proper console launch, even completely disregarding marketing costs. They still need a partner
Nintendies are about to drop out of the hardware crib. They're not far out enough anymore. That's why the cool cats are coming back
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May the gr00ve be with you brother
This is kind of sad. Like seeing someone trying to revive disco.
can't revive what never died
There is literally nothing wrong with disco.
funky to the max
thanks
You will be the one crying when the Ataribox is n°1 in sales across the world
Look at this the french article confirms that Atari is planning to use crowdfunding. Their current fortune is estimated around 75 millions which is still not enough to launch a new console.
Kaboom
>Blood
>Monolith Productions
3DRealms
These all look ancient. Who would play that?
>people will buy the atari because of Sup Forums memes based on something that was before they were born
this alone makes all of these threads worth it.
>youtube gaming historians
you're in the wrong pad for that wack jab, daddio
best get scootin'
Have you played Atari today?
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>people will buy the atari because of Sup Forums memes
you mean
>vocal minority on Sup Forums will buy the atari in a desperate attempt to keep the memes alive
Jungle Hunt and Kaboom were great
Post your music for the day.
THE DAY. You finally plug in that badboy of an Atari you jive-ass motherfucker.
other than being a parrot, what exactly made you think that was an appropriate use of the term "vocal minority"
because atari wojack posters are literally a vocal minority on this board
the threads have been getting less unique posters
...
Your next line is "I was only pretending to be retarded."
Either way it's makes me laugh and that's really all I can ask for.
Fuck attari iam a jew from 8srael
>lidderallee
as opposed to what you fucking drone
>haha I have thousands of 70s memes saved, but I never post any of them!
>haha these atariposters are in the minority because everyone else is shitposting about non-atari consoles!
>oh wow the highly radicalized sect of ataribox posters are creating this one single thread, that is wayyyyyy too many threads and is unrepresentative of Sup Forums's true atari fanbase, who doesn't care about the ataribox at all!
go back to the fagsite you blew in from you retard
He's not wrong, though. It's only a few people crying about jive turkeys or whatever. The rest of the board doesn't care.
It's called a niche topic.
Who gives a shit what the """"rest of the board"""" thinks
Go back to pasting slang from your 70s Google results and using groovy every other word, fanboy.
I did just drop a few bucks on that Atari collection on steam. Always thought 2600 games were crap but Yars Revenge and Adventure are a lot of fun
>It's called a niche topic
so a vocal minority
Yep. Looks way better than dogshit like Crash N. Sane Trilogy, Sonic Forces and Mania, and Super Mario Odyssey.
those are my two favorites too
That's not what that means
Read a fucking book nigger
is the franchise dead?
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I'm gr00ving so hard right now. The day the Ataribox overtake the Switch in sales numbers I'm going to the club dressed full 70s I don't care anymore about what the jive ass turkeys think
>full 70s
post example
If their crowd funding campaign reaches its goal you can expect a tsunami of Atari posting. It's going to be glorious
>Atari
Kek, Sony always win.
Here is some patrician fashion taste
This. It has to be a waifu simulator of Japanese origin or movie game to get any attention on here. Sup Forums is for casuals only.
3DRelams made the game and sold it to Monolith near completion so they could focus on Shadow Warrior.
Is that supposed to be Bret Hart?
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