No region lock

>no region lock
>no dumb proprietary port
>one of the cheapest console launches ever
>allows cross platform multiplayer

what the fuck when did Nintendo stop being retarded?

They didn't

I don't know but i wish they'd bribe fucking capcom to port over XX.

At the same time I don't care because I don't have time to play it anyway.

Where's the built-in online voice chat, then?

>Trying to play game online
>Have to hear soccer moms screaming at their kids when one of the odd balls brings his switch with him

Sounds like they dodged the mobile CoD teamspeak bullet leaving adults able to communicate only.

>leaving adults able to communicate only

The only people using this method of "voice chat" are going to be the cod kiddie squeekers using the smartphones their mom's bought them.

Children have had smart phones for years. The vastmajority of kids wealthy enough to own a Switch and a Nintendo Gold Account will already own a smartphone. also CoD allows you to mute players

FUCKIN NIGGER
FAGGOT NIGGER
NIGGER

I thought bnetfags were bad until I played CoD on console

I wonder what it's like working at Hori we're they just concoct shit for Nintendo consoles at the speed of light.

Nintendo obviously don't want kids hearing their mum got fucked and they're a fucking retard so they use the phone app to opt in to hearing that shit

>we're
I'd like to die, please.

>No games
>$80 controllers
>3 hour battery life
>Runs worse when docked
>Voice chat not built in

Nah, they are still retarded.

To be honest, I couldn't care less. If I'm gonna use voice with friends, I'm gonna just launch Discord. Hell, the Discord team is making a version for the Switch

I honestly never had an issue with region locking.

You play in handheld mode for more than 3 hours? You have to be 18+ to make posts kid

You honestly are a fucking shitty neanderthal

>Decade old hardware
>2017 and still doesn't have a proper online function.

They didn't.

>Has a few games
>$70-$90 depending on what you're getting
>2.5-6 depending on the game
>One game used to run slightly worse when docked
>Voice chat not built in

Fixed your post to be correct.

I didn't say I liked it, I just didn't care. No game that I ever gave a shit about wasn't localized.

the only true statement in your post is the crossplay, which of course would benefit them since theyre a new console.

controllers shouldn't be more than 20

It literally has zero games.

>no games
>no future
>no hope

waaahhooooowwhy?

Whenever nintendo makes a good decision they always trip over something stupid. Two steps forward one back. Do you think it's just a symptom of Japanese Corporate fuckery?

>voice chat tards

I have literally never in my entire life been enriched by the presence of voice chat in an online game. In fact, it's the first thing I completely disable whenever I get a new multiplayer game.

>HEY GUYS LISTEN TO MY BONGRIP SOUND BOARD

>>one of the cheapest console launches ever

>It's not a design flaw because you're using it wrong

It's marketed as a fucking handheld and can barely function as one.

>literally

>no games

It's been out half a year and has more good games than the entire Xbone library.

>list of games that aren't out yet

>leaving adults able to communicate only.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>4th cheapest console

yes

>paid online
>dlc
Never

>controllers shouldn't be more than 20

Kek, what the fuck are you doing? Have you ever bought a fucking controller before? Are you just so poor that you have no idea how much these things cost because you can't even entertain buying them?

They're only getting started. By 2025 we'll have to pay upwards of $120 for Dualshock 5's and G-spot orgasm squirt massaging Joycon.

>cheapest
it's literally twice as expensive as the DS at launch my man

so you dont play any games
>dlc
>paid online
why are you on Sup Forums?

I am pc master race
I dont need to pay for anything

>3rd time making a gimmick machine
>it's a fucking tablet and by far the weakest console, can't even play new multiplats
>shorting their hardware stocks again
>charging for online now and giving you a shitty old game as a bonus
>over priced peripherals
>child sized buttons
They didn't

DS had like half the power of the PSP
meanwhile Switch is the most powerful portable in existence

This looks more like a prototype if anything else.
I highly doubt someone could be retarded enough to think this is a good idea.

You're forgetting proportionate cost. It's a fucking handheld with TV-out that still uses underpowered hardware.

Pretty sure GPD Win and the Surface Pro 4 are stronger.

Bragging about being the most powerful portable is like bragging about winning at the special Olympics
And show me clothes that aren't fucking cargo pants that allow the machine to be "portable"

>GPD Win
clearly you dont own one
since you dont know its battery life is lower than the switch

>Own a Switch, PS4, and a good gaming computer

Boy it feels great having a wide selection of games from various companies. I can't imagine how much it would suck to be autistically devoted to just one console.

>I don't know but i wish they'd bribe fucking capcom to port over XX.

it's not like it isn't coming out.In english anyway.

>owns a PS4, Switch, and a gaming PC

yet here you are posting on Sup Forums despite having two huge libraries of games to play.

>artificial scarcity for publicity
Still retarded and the normies forgot about it all ready.

>not shitposting during load times

>what load times?

>artificial scarcity
Nah they stopped that.
They are just fighting with apple and friends for various parts.

I know portability means nothing when you're a landwhale neet, but successful people go outside with backpacks, purses and suitcases and it means a lot to have a library of masterpieces on the go
if you ever took a step outside you'd know people are more than used to carry their tablet-sized phones

Paid online

>pro controller uses proprietary usb cable
fuck off, nintendo

Successful people don't play video games in public

Got a hacked 3DS for that, but my friends don't.

At least they have ps4s.

...

>say normal clothes can't fit a tablet and get called landwhale
wut
>but successful people go outside with backpacks...and suitcases
lol so you're either still in school or only take public transportation if you think successful people carry those around.
also

>Has a few games
I have Bloodborne, Last Guardian and Crash Collection for my PS4, and my Switch is already catching up; even coming out this recently.

>$70-$90 depending on what you're getting
Or $0, since you don't need a second set of joycons technically. I have yet to find a reason to get a pro controller either.

>2.5-6 depending on the game
Newer power banks are coming out that make this an irrelevant fact.

>One game used to run slightly worse when docked
Yup

>Voice chat not built in
And? I don't use it on any of my other consoles, why would I care about it here? When I game with my buds we use PCs while we play on consoles. We started that back in the 360 days when they started pulling shit like muting party chat during Gears of War 2 games. Plus voice over on consoles sounds terrible and barely even works on some, like Xbone. It's also just overall better to use a fancy headset with discord/skype/etc.

>my Switch is already catching up

This, I had my PS4 since launch and it's first real good game was Bloodborne which was 2 years after it came out. The Switch already has 5 games this year alone I'm looking forward too

r8 my physical collection so far

>1 exclusive and it's shit

1/10.

I figure I'll just stick with baseline "c'mon" and "booyah" like I did for 200 hours in Splatoon. Works well enough, especially now that they changed "c'mon" to something more clearly indicative of "come to my position."

>the only exclusive is arms
Really the worst console of the nintendo

>overpriced handheld
>underpowered console
>gimmick-ridden default controller
>pro controller sold separately
>32GB internal storage
>no games
>paid online
>voice chat via smartphone app

Nintendo's smart enough to know how to nickel and dime their fans, at least.

Literally the same as mine except I don't have USFII.

>paid online
Just exclude this since every console company nowadays does it and be thankful your DRM game library of choice doesn't charge a premium yet

>library of masterpieces on the go

Is Gonner any good?

>No backwards compatability
>Paid online
>Motion control gimmicks
>God awful online chat set-up
They didn't

Sshhh shh it'll be over soon

They are coming, starting with Splatoon 2 in July.
I also have Snake Pass, Human Resource Machine, Snipperclips, Graceful Explosion Machine, Blaster Master Zero, Mighty Gunvolt Burst. I didn't buy Shovel Knight yet because they teased a physical release so I'm waiting on that.

What good games does the console have besides first party titles?

its marketed as a fucking console you mongoloid. it has a side option to be a handheld.

Wasn't the DS £99.99?

>DS
>Console

nani

Still doesn't make the Switch worth buying over a second hand Suface Pro. Both cost about the same price

We're talking about handhelds, the Switch is the most expensive handheld system.

WHERE THE FUCK DO I GET A SWITCH UNDER 400$ ?!!!???

>Just exclude this since every console company nowadays does it

Let's say Nintendo suddenly increased the price next year. How would you feel about that?

Ah yes I forgot the DS was a typewriter

When the retarded Iwata died.

But it's a console

they realized that this is there last chance.

Yes, a handheld console.

Pretty weak for a console.

I'd keep an eye out as we move closer to Splatoon 2's release. You might just score one for it's real MSRP.

Its price is so high in Mexico.

>more powerful than the 360, PS3 and Wii U

Nintendo never have good specs, who cares

all those fucking replies and very few people realize it's an optional thing by Hori, they're just so eager to shipost about Nintendo about anything possible they don't even bother to think for 5 seconds

So what is Nintendo's first party option for voice chat?

>implying that there's no phone chargers around you to charge your switch

where the hell do you even live where there's not a single phone charger?

>more powerful than the 360, PS3 and Wii U
What about the PS4 and XBone? Those are consoles, too.

>who cares
Third-parties.

No one knows yet.

>What about the PS4 and XBone?

Tell me a time Nintendo has has better specs than Sega, Sony or Microsoft
>Third-parties.
Who the fuck buys Nintendo consoles for third parties

Gamecube

I don't think there is one. They really seem to be pushing the app (probably just for the ad revenue). I'm surprised Nintendo didn't release their own overpriced headset, yet.

What's a good mircoSD card for the Switch?

Thinking about picking up a Samsung 128GB SDXC

IIRC the switch runs all SD cards the same speed, so just buy the cheapest

>grey

Going to need sauce on that, I wanna believe you but that really sucks