I'M FLIPPING THE SWITCH

I'M FLIPPING THE SWITCH.

GET READY FOR THIS.

Do it faggot.

Is this what Pauline meant?

Nobody would be this stupid. Can't you wait a few years?

Mfw the main theme of Odyssey tells you to flip the switch for a profit

>tfw bought my Switch off Amazon for $350
>UPS fucks up and sends me 2

How does it feel to be be a bitch, op?

LET'S DO THE SCALPERY

there's a shit ton of Switch being sold at Amazon for half of that price, so why pay $900 when you can buy for $400?

>2017
>32GB

I managed to stop myself from buying into Gamestop's Shilling of $500 bundles with shit i don't care for

But i just really don't want the fucking neo controllers

Just give me grey for fucks sake

Kek

Why would someone buy a shittier version of the Switch when in a few years there will be an inevitable better version?

just like there was a better version of the wii and wii u right?

and the gamecube?

those arnt handhelds. the ds got a fuckload of versions

the switch isn't a handheld either so what's your point?

I'm just gonna watch you not buy the console because "there is going to be another version" and then Nintendo makes the next console and you missed the entirety of the switch's lifespan.

So, give or take two years?

but I already own a switch senpai

That's a really good point that I didn't consider.

>buy Switch for $948.80
>flip it for $950

>Spending $948 on a console

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

please, do it!

This. Pretty sure you can get a computer that could run pong on medium settings for that price!

You could probably import one from Europe for cheaper, lots of them lying on shelves here

>not a handheld
>literally designed to be played while held in the hands
???

>buy the switch now
>sell it a couple years down the line and pay the difference for the new model

woah.. so hard.

...

holy shit...

>implying you can't buy a console after it's lifespan

>go to switch website
>control + f search "handheld"
>mfw

with a nonremovable battery and a type of battery that loses 20% of its capacity per year on average, it would be kinda goofy

NANI

Kekked hard

Are these still hard to find? I just walked into a Best Buy and picked one up no problem

>implying you can't buy one new before/right after it goes out of production

DONT YOU KNOW ITS TIME TO RAISE OUR SALES

>AO

please do not do this

switch goes for $1000?
holy shit I might just sell mines and rebuy it later on