Any games where I can be a dwarf and mindlessly fuck shit up?

Any games where I can be a dwarf and mindlessly fuck shit up?

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I don't get it

Idiot didn't you watch the iron man movies RDJ is pretty tall

overwaitch

eheheh

Sup Forums you get outta here RIGHT NOW

HE'S ONLY 5'9"

wolverine is literally 5 foot 3 inches

Thats some liefeld tier art

Dwarf Fortress

what the fuck is going on with his left leg

Lol

He's like Tom Cruise size.

>5'7

Why doesn't he use some of his billions to become normal human size?

Because bone extensions would only be performed by quack doctors and would only make you look like a monster and/or give you health problems.

All that money and he has to live like that? If you can even call it living. That poor, poor, man.

All those dollary-doos can buy you a helicopter, with which you can be above just about everyone.

Do you think he hires a dwarf pilot just to feel better?

He just has the pilot sit in a low seat and knee-walk to and from the helicopter.

Mario
Kirby
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Heck, half of nintendo games are created for self insert manlet.

I will never understand why would someone play as a dwarf.

Coolest race, smallest hitbox, game looking more 3D instead of flat from low perspective, best fantasy race, gold, using hammers instead of boring swords, the most fun race and the most badass race.
Of course not all of those are available in every game, but it's still a safe bet that the dwarf will be the least shit race in a bad fantasy game and the coolest race in all fantasy games.

Dwarf fortress

that's not that short tho

This. Just pay an old version (not anything past 0.34) so it's actually hard.

You are aware that Robert Downey Jr. is not actually Tony Stark or Iron Man, right?

What

>Any games where I can be a dwarf and mindlessly fuck shit up?

Dragon Crown. And it's a side scrolling Beat Em Up so you'r free to just go beat the living shit out of any enemy you see as a Dwarf.