Nu-Crash

This is the Dark Souls of Platformers

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>temple run is hard

No it isn't, it's just well-designed.

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>one wumpa run
the madman

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Ni**er

what's a nibber?

Just like Dark Souls!

I really want a soulslike game with this kind of colorful artstyle

N*gger

hi kuro

>likes God of War AND Bleach

Your alright

I put down a white wumpastone near the entrance to Ripper Roo. Can anyone help me out? His second phase is basically impossible.

Atleast make a fucking sandwitch with that bread don't just shove it in your mouth

its an anime you retarded weeb

Stupid loli gets cocky and pretends she will eat this bread

Try let it die, its f2p on ps4, but the pay to play doesnt come in unless you suck ass, the game gets boring after 30 floors or so, but for free its worth it. Again, fags will call it p2w but you dont pay a cent if you arent garbage at the game

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nigger

>tfw 1 second off the world record run in Boulder Dash
I'm not that good at platformers so I'm pretty content with that ladm8s

Nigga ugly lmaooooo

I like this meme

Just got mine.

My fucking sides

>let it die
>colourful

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>fake nails

Dude are you gay or something ?

You think crash 3 is easy?

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bet you stole it darkie

Good old DSP

KEK that's a good one

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hi, malaysian

kek I saw you accidentally posting this in the character design thread

I just want you to know I caught your mistake

>Shammy
I'd say good taste, but he somehow actually liked the ending of Owlboy despite constantly shitting on the ending of BONE when they're equally as fucking terrible.

naw mario maker is still the torture chamber

also darksouls isnt hard

Got me

Gee Crash, TWO bandicooches?

Eyoooooo.

Like I stole your bitch and yo moms, cuck boi.

crash 1 is the tough one, 2 and 3 are way more forgiving and easier.

is DSP the stupidest person on youtube?
how can he be so idiot?

does tawna like anal

Let's be real here. In crash 1 you can jump on most of the shit that's on the sides and some of the secrets in crash 2 and 3 require you to jump into walls, pits and other things.

Why do niggers like shonen so much?

Only when Crash is the bottom

The same reason why they like fighting games

Don't watch this guy but I know who he is and why he's popular

He has to be putting on a show, no way that was on accident

Maybe Japs pay niggers to endorse their games because their research on America tells them that black culture has become the popular culture in America.

are you people seriously so shit at baby mode platformers that this has to get called dark souls at every turn

he is either bad, really bad and have low IQ or he is faking to gain views

He's obviously thinking there might be a secret there.

no one here called dark souls you idiot it was some stupid woman who said it was so hard it was dark souls

Their development got stuck at 11 years old

I don't get it, is this a joke or something? The max times I ever died in a row on any of the old crash's was like 10 times. and that was because I was going for hard to reach boxes. It's just a trial and error game.

Fuck off you fucking retard.
This is an 18 plus board.

THAT casual?

>Copy comes in the mail today
Fuck, can't wait. Gonna go put in my squat plug early.

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enjoy your game user

I WANT CRASH BASH REMADE SO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH

How was I supposed to know that would kill me? *snort*

>game was supposed to arrive today
>post office is on strike
I WANT TO KILL EVERYBOOOOOODDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Fuck off with this autism, not everything is Dark Souls, and thank fuck for that. Game is an overrated pile of unfinished trash.

why do you guys think it's so dumb

that['s the kind of thing anyone would do. jump to get the upgrade. realise you can't progress further and are marooned on a platform with escape made awkward by a bad camera angle. decide to just try and jump on the scenery because fuck it.

no one thing dsp does out of context makes him an idiot, it's the repetition and whining

heh

>post office is on strike

what happened user?

Please don't turn this into another retarded meme.

Spyro: legendary trilogy, when? I miss him so much, Sup Forumsros.

I'm watching him play the bike level Crash 3 he is the dumbest person I've ever seen

Truly the dark souls of shitposting.

It looks like a jumpable ledge. I can see why he'd tried it. Hell, I'd have tried it.

>Crash 1
>Gem requires not to die once
>easy enough, just take your time

>N.Sane Crash 1
>introduces shitty time relics
>forced to play through same stage, without dying, at high speed

it already happened user

>tfw my copy is arriving today

postman better hurry the fuck up

marxism-leninism.
youtube.com/watch?v=bO_-KSuhOHs
Just turn off the audio

>All these good lads that got fucked by Amazon.
They can't keep getting away with it!

>Good game is released
>instead of talking about how we like it, we turn it into an anoying meme from hell

>gains a life by dying

Fucking casualised game

you can be as good as you want on let it die, there's still a lot of bullshit to deal with, I've had hunters/haters one shot me despite being fully armored and healed.

>Sup Forums
>talk about games

>was planning on buying today as my check deposited early
>have literally enough to pay rent and not a cent more after

fuck. don't get paid again until the middle of the month.

>memes ruined my life :((((

So did they make the game harder? Or has everyone just forgotten everything about these games?

How is Crash Bandicoot even a difficult game? The original games on PS1 were piss easy when I played them as a teenager.

women was a mistake

>Our*
>Lives*

it gets colorful in the opening mission and pass 20th floor somewhat

>order a copy on amazon uk
>check it a couple of hours later
>out of stock until july 5th and price increased £3

i must have got one of the very last few kek

apparently the jumps are tighter in the remake and they added new levels that were deemed too hard for the original release

It's mainly down to the way the controls and hitboxes work in the new version.

You don't jump as high or far, edges are very slippery so you can land but still fall down a pit etc

There's a lot less room for error this time around.

>Difficulty is a bad thing now
Difficulty is what fucking creates replayabity when done right you fucking idiots!

Can you use the d-pad still?

You can.

>Nintendo
>gets invincibility mode so anyone can play in Starfox
>gets auto drive mode so anyone can play in Mario kart
>Sony
>Fuck you.png

Anyone who likes Gintama is okay in my book.