King's honor, friend

King's honor, friend.

Something need doing?

?

ME NOT THAT KIND OF ORC!

HUH

Reminder that Gummy is coming out in less than a month

>You come get da voodoo
>Stay away from da voodoo!

What did they mean by this?

Vol'jin, Garrosh is exactly what the Horde needs. I trust that you will keep it together and not cause a divide over this.

I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN BY THE BIG METAL HAND IN THE SKY

>I'm going into battle and need your strongest potions.
>My potions are too strong for you, traveller.

More work?
Alright, off I go then.

Bolvar:: The weight of such a burden... ... It must be yours, for there is no other to--

Tirion: Bolvar...

Tirion: I hold a grim destiny in my hands, brother ... but it is not my own.

Bolvar: Tirion... By all that is holy...

Tirion: The dragons' flame... sealed your fate... The world of the living can no longer comfort you. Place the crown upon your head, Bolvar. Forevermore - you will be the jailor of the damned.

Bolvar: NO, old friend... you cannot...

Tirion: DO IT BOLVAR! I and these brave heroes have our own destinies to fulfill. This last act of service... is your.

Bolvar: I will not be forgotten... brother.

Tirion: YOU MUST be forgotten, Bolvar! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of fear - they must never know what was done here today. I will tell them only that the Lich King is dead... and that Bolvar Fordragon died with him...
NOW I WILL GO. LEAVE THIS PLACE - AND NEVER RETURN.

You thought my face paint was my skin color and that my skin was hair, didn't you? Admit it.

Tirions a cunt.

Need a light?

He says "Come get da hoodoo" and "Stay away from da voodoo".

Hoodoo is an often benign, healing-based variant of natural medicine. The name means "rootworking" or "healing the roots". It is primarily about herbalism and curing all possible sicknesses with plant extracts and/or powders. It is entirely about the physical body.

Voodoo on the other hand means "working the spirit", a form of blood and soul magic where the practitioner seeks to either cure (but more often hurt or control) another person by casting spells centred on their spirit. Either freeing them from evil or turning them into servants.

Hope that helps.

Darkspear trolls use the voodoo in moderation compared to other tribes.

no you can see his hair.

[CACKLING INTENSIFIES]

You want a piece of me, boy?

...

>he doesn't blow himself up for the alliance

> fly away on gryphon
"KEEP YER FEET ON THE GROUND"

KEEP YER MEAT UNDERGROUND

The brotherhood shall prevail.

>tfw i always thought it was a saddle

You broke Uther's heart, boy. I can't believe we let a spoilt prince be a part of our order.

It's
>"KEEP YER FEET UNDERGROOND"
plebs, I swear

they're just saying don't get so drunk you collapse

what did he mean by this?

WASH YER BAG

I did nothing wrong.

Let me see your face.

"My--you're a tall one!

Would you?

...

>READING
>IN AN MMO

garrosh was exactly what the horde needed until they retconned him into being a retard.
>spent years in horrible depression knowing his dad sold out to demons and fucked their people over
>it is apparently in-character for him to sell out to old gods and kill his own people for no reason

Mrglglrglglglglglgl

anybody who says no is a liar

>be depressive manchild who has no idea how to do things unless he has direct orders
>be made warchief and expected to live up to his father's legacy
>get all the blame even when he correctly points out that thrall is the one who left the mess to him and then abandoned him

If Arthas mount is Invincible, why can I see it ?

Make her tits a bit bigger and you've got a deal.

Wasn't he only killing pandas belves and undead? And I was under the impression he was just using the old god heart for his own needs, isnt it implied he was too strong to be controlled or some shit?

That's the distinction people don't get. Demonic corruption is like "yessss join usss. Get incredible powerrr" But the old gods will just slowly erode your mind untill you believe 100% that what you are doing is the right thing.

Gnome girls are so deliciously sexual and I have always loved the idea of one saying that line when seeing your cock for the first time, gingerly stroking her hands along the shaft while she trembles at the thought of having all of it inside her tight, curvy little body.

But that's probably just me.

there was some blademaster he corrupted with sha shit just to see what would happen.

He also nuked Theramore and turned Jaina into a bitter hag with grey hair

It's only invincible if u kill it then u can't see it u dum idiot

HUH

I'm too old for this

Have you heard of the high elves?

Pandas, undead, night elves, ALL warlocks (without exception), and probably a fair deal of trolls and taurens as well. He seemed to hate magic.

Evil draws close.

huh, thats pretty interesting

Jaina is hotter like this and the only leader who makes sense.
Hordefags shit their pants thinking about how close she got to dismantling the horde and that Varian literally saved their excuse for a faction by giving them an undeserved second chance.

A chance they immediately wasted on the Broken Shore by routing like pussies after they wiped.
"Strength and honor" my ass, lol. And now they have the literal Lich Queen ruling them. Even Gallywix would have been better.

Oh yeah, I forgot how quickly he escalated into irredeemable war criminal. His character was all over the place near the end. Trying to redeem him by making players feel bad for him at the end with the thrall thing doesn't work when he gets turned into fucking hitler for almost no reason within a patch

He also nuked it so hard it ravaged any timeline version of Theramore. That's an uncountable amount of lives.

so

>a shit parody race nobody likes
>diseased evil corpses who wipe out all life
>his military opponents
>people who use evil magic
>traitors and criminals

And he didnt kill belves, Lor'themar abstained from the conflict in its entirety until he knew they could win

>really enjoy Alliance and every race on it except Worgen
>dont enjoy Horde aesthetics at all and can only bring myself to play Undead or Troll on that side
Itd be nice if everyone on the Horde didnt have back problems

Yes? Darkness, hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number.

INHUMAN BEAST

Ana dira'shala
Elu'belore thalana
Salama'ashala nore

he meant that Saurfang's tutelage in northrend and his responsibilities in Cata were going to turn Garrosh into an honorable warchief
Unfortunately some alliance players like to bitch endlessly so he got tossed out as raid fodder

>the next time horde gets any spotlight will be Sylvanas being dealt with
>it will leave Literally'who Thefuck as the only semi established leader
>Those same alliance posters will bitch about forsaken getting screen time as the raid kills any notable members they have

>Hordefags shit their pants thinking about how close she got to dismantling the horde
they may as well have disbanded there and then
Vol'jin did shit all in WoD before dying in Legion, and the entirety of Legion revolves around alliance heroes like Velen, Tyrande, and Malfurion.

The only horde race anyone plays doesn't have black problems, user.

>spams all the guards when leaving the palace

What do you require?
I am forsaaken...

Krono-kai Kristor

>And now they have the literal Lich Queen ruling them.

This makes me sad. Baine should have been new Horde daddy.

Problem with that is there's not enough orcs to turn your own army against yourself and then hole up in your fortress when you're already at war with an entirely different faction. It's pure retardation. He should have painted the alliance as an irredeemable monster somehow, wiped them out, then killed everyone that wasn't orcs after.

As a hordefag I have no problems helping these people destroy the burning legion. They want to eradicate everything that so much as moves. Fuck them. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. for now

>black problems
funny you typo'd that for a race that constantly lusts after human cock
>sylvanas for nathanos
>veressa for rhonin
>aleria for turalyon

I want to make half-elves

buy your niece a car

Buy your niece, a car.

For the expansions of Thrallshit previously, I feel absolutely no sympathy for Horde players regarding Legion lore.

Anyway, what was the best original WoW zone and why is it Dun Morogh?

>NOW ALL WILL SEE THAT THIS IS THE HOUR OF THE FORSAKEN
>DEATH TO THE SCOURGE
>AND DEATH TO THE LIVING

"He was just a lone extremist."
"A crazy outlier, nothing else"
"An isolated case."
"His radical views doesn't reflect the majority of undead."
"#notallforsaken"

That's not duskwood you fuck.
>being too pussy to enter the spooky forest and join the nights watch

GET OUT COWARD. OUT.

that's not westfall, but it's close.

>For the expansions of Thrallshit previously
you mean just late cataclysm

Horde players didn't like Green Jesus either.

>Get out of here stalker
>I said come in! Don't stand there!

>why is it Dun Morogh?
because of walking up the mountain path and seeing the gates of Ironforge for the first time

Just something with those Windrunner girls.
I'm sure their father is very proud.

WAR
HUH
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR

Ironforge is still the comfiest town

Keep yer feet on the ground

> one dev makes a quest in stonetalon
> makes Garrosh honorable
> pretty much would have been THE turning point for a character such as him in a story with competent writers
> "lol that was a mistake haha"

This still makes me angry. That quest gave me hope. A warchief who is strong, and ready to eradicate scum when needed, by wise and honorable enough to stay his hand when the situation asks for it. A rare moment of true character development wasted. And instead now we have to watch the annual "WHO IS THE NEXT WARCHIEF" show.

Fuck you blizz. Fuck.you.

>Hordefags shit their pants thinking about how close she got to dismantling the horde

The Horde is already dismantled.

>Thrall is old and no longer Horde
>Saurfang is also incredibly old, son killed
>Drek'thar is so old he needs a wheelchair
>Garrosh was blown the fuck out
>Vol'jin was executed by a shitty trash mob
>Cairne was killed in an act of treason
>Sylvanas is "the Warchief" even though she actively despises the Horde
>trolls and tauren are small in number and distancing themselves greatly from said Bitch Queen
>Orgrimmar is described as a slum with a food crisis and half its population wiped out
>the most powerful races in the Horde currently are wishy-washy blood elves, supervillain undead and goblins who can turn neutral any time they want
>the current vanguard against the Burning Legion is Khadgar (Alliance race), Illidan (Alliance race), Velen (Alliance race), Anduin (Alliance race), Malfurion (Alliance race), Tyrande (Alliance race) and the Kirin'Tor (overwhelmingly Alliance, so much so they kicked out belves and accept no Horde or neutral races whatsoever)

How much more could you dismantle the Horde? Any evidence of their prior identity has been wiped from existence. Their only hope was in Warlords where they had a literal planet of orcs to recruit, and they recruited zero of them. Literally zero.

He did nothing wrong.

>Get stomped by the Legion completely
>Leave Azeroth pretty much wide open for the Legion to come and conquer
Or
>Make a tactical retreat to regroup
>Still have an army to battle the Legion with

Gee, I wonder why. Sylvanas isint stupid. Even Thrall or Vol'jin would've called for the retreat.

I find it hilarious that the Alliance still doesnt know why the Horde had to retreat... Then again I guess they have to have some reason to keep hostilities between the two factions ongoing.

>WE'RE UNDER ATTACK, AVAST YE SWABS, REPELL THE INVADERS

>be a brown manchild with daddy issues, ADHD and asspergers
>your uncle puts you in charge of a kingdom because he wants to go on holiday
>you tell him repeatedly that you're not ready for the responsibility
>he keeps namedropping your dead dad reminding you that you need to outdo him in order to matter
>you fuck everything up instantly

>uncle comes back to chastise you for your failure and acts like everything is your fault
>he rides his high-horse into the sunset blame-free after killing you

I don't like this.

Glad I could make it, Arthas.

WATCH YOUR CLEVER MOUTH, BITCH

Time is money friend

But he never actually did anything wrong. He destroyed Thrall in every conversation they had and Thrall ultimately had to cheat to win.

Why do factions even exist anymore?

God-tier:
Troll

Good-tier:
Orc
Goblin

Average-tier:
Undead

Bad-tier:
BElf

Meme-tier:
Panda