I just punched my niece in the chest because she wouldn't stop fucking laughing at me for getting this screen all...

I just punched my niece in the chest because she wouldn't stop fucking laughing at me for getting this screen all morning and now I'm certain my older brother is going to kick my ass when he's back from work

Fuck this game

k

Grow up.

Good job, I'm proud of you user

Fuck off to lebbit maybe those shitters will upvote you
I suggest you jump off a bridge

BRUH THIS GAME IS DARK SOULS XD

Why do you think they got rid of the death animation where the screen turns black and Crash passes out?

1 really is difficult

Tell us more about your niece's chest.

>I just punched my niece in the chest
Tell us about her budding chest and how it felt when you touched her developing body

It's boring

it's flat

Well, did you injure her?

Did you break her ribs?

Is she currently choking on her own blood and dying?

She just started crying and went to my room and shut the door

I decided not to bother with her until I got the gem on Slippery Climb

H-how old is she?

I really hope your making that up

Why? I don't think she wants to see me right now anyway and if I don't get the gym I'm still gonna be peeved off while talking to her so what's the point

Like 10 or 11
I'm hoping my brother will not be that upset since apparently he would bully my other bro when he was only that age but they get along really well now

I just got another fucking gameover during this post son of a fucking whore

Help me Sup Forums as of this year i've started to punch myself when i get mad.

>inb4 assburgers

I've never done this in my life it started 6 months ago.

punch something else

but not your niece like the OP tard

Instead of punching write poetry to get rid of your bad feelings

You disgusting failure at life and piece of shit
A failure at both life and videogames
Hurting a little child because you are shit at a game
Id fucking Kick your ass and broke your legs you failure at life
GO AND SAY SORRY TO YOUR NIECE WORM

G A M E

Settle down.

just cut yourself. It's much more satisfying

Go on...

Anons, if I die on a stage where I can't die and get all boxes, can I just start it over or do I have to quit and re-enter?

thats your own problem, not the game's. seek help.

Fuck off and kill yourself you worthless scum
I hope your brother skins you alive
Disgusting failure

Quality thread OP, have another (You).
Oh, wait...

If you die before a checkpoint or in a bonus level then you can continue playing, die after a checkpoint and you have to quit and re-enter.

ok but youre a grown man

How are you going to start it over without quitting and re-entering

That's a symptom of repressed rage.

Join a gym, take up karate, join a boxing club.

In short, just channel the anger into something more productive.

Thanks

fucking nigger faggot lowlife

I'm with this guy. OP I really hope you get your shit kicked in.

GOT THE GEM FUCKING FINALLY HOLY SHIT

You should probably stop playing video games entirely at this point. You clearly have some difficulty separating what really matters in life and games.

You make me realize how much of an asshole I can be at times but I am, nevertheless proud to say I'm mature enough to realize when shit needs to stop. You need to get a grip on your temper. You need to assert control over your life and not let a game or an ~11 year old child get the best of you.

Seriously consider dropping video games as a hobby.

I thought uka-uka was supposed to be a metal machine mask a kid

Is crash bandicoot the dark souls of video games?

>mfw people struggling with this game
use d-pad, git gud, ffs, getting sick of clearing levels for people.

>punched my neice in the chest
you monster!

by respawning at the start.

>>punched my neice in the chest
>you monster!

It honestly wasn't that big of a deal she had stopped crying mostly when I went back to my room and was pretty chill. She just wanted to play the game since she figured I was done but its too hard for her so I just gave her my 3ds to play tetris on instead

That's nothing, I once hit my girlfriend in the face when she made me lose a shiny pidgey

how sexy is your niece

>crash was never considered hard by any stretch
>we all beat them as literal children
Is it a meme or are you faggots really this bad at video games?

crash bandicoot 1 has some very difficult sections, especially if you want to 100% it.

most nostalgiafags started with 2 back in the day.

That is understandable.

My cum is on it.

Fuck off

Dude you're her god damn uncle. Do you want to be more of a piece of shit than you already are?

did you apologize?

Not anymore. You caved it in. Also why is your brothers daughter at your house? Does he and his whore live at your parents house?

Don't worry, I'll give your niece the love she never had. Watch as I take her budding, cute nipples in my mouth and lick them fiercely for what seems like an entirety for both of us. Then I'm going to move to her cute, tight anus, and seal her butt to my face with an air tight vacuum as I roll my tongue passionately around her warm insides.

You already did that to your dick and came on her.

They added all the dynamic difficulty from 2 and 3 so it's a bit easier now. You get mask if you die too much

Did they make it more difficult? I had no trouble 100% when I was 12. In contrast, I sucked at most of my other ps1 games and could never finish shit like Tomb Raider or Duke Nukem ttk.

How old are you, faggot? And don't lie, I can already tell that you're underaged. No eleven-year-old would keep laughing at you when you tell them stop unless you're around their age and command absolutely no respect.

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He"s under 16 because he thinks crash bandicoot is difficult. This Dark souls meme is triggering the fuck out of me.

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I really hope op kills himself

Is Dark Souls the Crash Bandicoot of video games?

Hello, police please

Kill me, Pete.

>>>/yoursafespace/

Not even from Sup Forums, I just really like the /loli/.
Normalfags can go and stay go.

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Bubsy 3D is the dark souls of platformers.

Yeah I did feel sort of bad since she looks kind of like me so it kinda felt like I punched myself

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>Lie about something remotely plausible
>Get many MANY (you)'s

Good to know OP.

>Fat neckbeard manchild loses at game
>Thinks it's acceptable to punch a 10 year old neice in the chest
This has to be a troll

>being an autist and not understanding how to read reaction images
>implying I didn't find your post SUPER INTERESTING