SGDQ17

Degeneracy general.

>NOW
Europoor Simulator (Ape Escape)

>SOON
Europoor In A Ball (Super Monkey Ball Deluxe)

>LATER
Murrica': The Game (Freedom Planet)

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>for such a great cause

>NIGGERS LOL!!!!! spam in twitch chat from literal children
>epic int/ memes in OP

do you ever wonder if this ebin racebait 'n' geopilitics shit has run its course now

>which we named "Monkey"

I don't have a reaction image for this.

>Named our baby Monkey

If you're not naming your child after an English monarch, you're doing it wrong

>naming your offspring after the cuck-kings

apparently the stopwatch has been running slow, meaning that all the times up till now are wrong.
Someones going to have to go back and re-time the Castlevania run.

Really? That was just a rumor though wasn't it?

>ape escape
>super monkey ball

>Brazil will be a superpower in 2030

Stay mad.

www twitch tv/videos/156074788
@14 hours the Okami run is at time 17:41
@15 hours the Okami run is at time 1:16:49

>WORLD RECORD
>WORLD RECORD
>WORLD RECORD

>world record btw
Sup Forums how can I become this cool?

I enjoy playing video games. I enjoy watching speedruns. I enjoy spending time with all of you here.

i was barely watching.

did he have some super new skip that he was able to use? he didnt seem happy at all.

Uhh, so that was a world record btw

Do you masturbate to anime daily?

alpha as fuck

No.

But I could start.

Unpopular category I think.

Fuck off.

Is this the first GDQ in a while without a token female?

Least hype WR ever
Granted dude is training for the 2020 Olympics so I think he's got more going for him than just speedrunning, unlike most of the speedrunners at gdq

>1 CENT FOR EACH BIT
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TriHard ?

That was a great run, guy was pretty cool, seemed to know a decent amount about the game and it was entertaining.

...

no one cared
nice crowd

There are no females here. Only """females""". We have quite a few of those though.

Where's the futile comment about keeping things on topic?

Does DS Dad show up to every single one of these? I've never seen one without him.

depends if you count trannies as female

time for a shit Sonic fangame run by a brazilian with a genuinely autistic couch commentary

WHERES THE KEKING? I WAS PROMISED KEKING AND DRAMA.

>Doctors (((Without Borders)))

WE CAPTURED ALL THE MONKEYS NOW THEY'RE GOING IN GOTCHA BALLS AND NEVER GETTING OUT

See Proof: youtube.com/watch?v=9xjdCQkjiVM

>Literally rigged

The timer is wrong you inbred mouthbreathers

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.. How does a timer run off?

What memes have I missed?

gib me ur gdq WEBMS

I gave up, it's all shit now anyway.

I forgot. What's his name again?

>SGDQ General

>Super Monkey Ball
Who fucking cares about this boring game?

...

He literally became a donate reader because he kept starving for attention. He did all the stuff the whole GDQ staff tries to prevent, but for some reason he got praised....I don't really get it

by... poor... coding...

Nice bounce

someone got WR, no one gave a fuck

>hey everybody I'm new!!!

>being this much of a newfag

Sup Forums is permitted by mods to maintain ONE gdq thread during the week it's on.

>anti/pol/fags are worse than Sup Forums
Well, color me suprised.

Female persuasion is so scarce, Sup Forums gets seduced by any titty monster

how to spot a pleb

Any good runs between Metroid and now?

Maybe not, everything is going to have to be re-timed because the stopwatch is confirmed running slow.
In 1 hour in, clock can be showing 59:10

People who aren't fags.

You're not a fag, are you?

reminder

a timer seems like something you just grab an established library for rather than try and do it yourself

>speedrunning megaevent
>timer is fucked
holy
fucking
shit

>Sonic Generations
>then Sonic Colours

WHAT THE FUCK

not true. every previous event the threads got deleted on Sup Forums.

Any cringey moments happend yet

Jewish tricks

Thought nobody would notice, pervert?

>mfw
:(

Super Meat Boy indeed.

>all the WRs done are fake
fuck

To be fair, titty monsters are seductive.

Literally born in the 00s, huh?

The way I found out about this was someone linking a video of a Super Monkey Ball speedrun.

>The timer is wrong you inbred mouthbreathers
wr denying butthurt nerds

>monkey block
>GTA: San Andreas is next

Damn, Uyama, a little on the nose, no?

GOLEM

to be fair, if they did delete Sup Forums then even more of them would flood other boards

This announcer can't read to save his fucking life.

This shit has been going on for over half a decade newboi

deleting Sup Forums would make every board worse than it already is

Jcool's track record in the Monkey Ball series is pretty sick. This may be genuinely interesting.

What the fuck? They fucked up the most important component of a speed running event. What morons.

Greetings from _______

try to act like this isn't your first time here

>every single run thus far is invalid because the timer was fucked
>none of them were WRs
MY
FUCKING
SIDES

>inb4 we get "trans-time"

>Pronounce this in Swedish
>Allah is one of the words

smb time lets fuckin go

Is that the most /fa/ guy ever or what?

so.... Is speedrunning the most degenerate act ever performed by humans?

If Sup Forums got deleted, Sup Forums would fall apart even faster than what it is now.
Remember that this is quite literally, the only place on the entire internet other than 8 where r/the_donald is allowed to shitpost about Trump in a positive light, because everywhere else would shadowban you in a heartbeat for not praising Goddess Empress Hillary Clinton.

Oh lawdy!

FIRST FOR TRUTH

I fucking wish they would put GTA:SA in GDQ. That run is so sick

The people that donate are such fucking faggots, it is unbelievable. It confuses me more and more every year.

Obligatory

Running after chad

He probably fucked those tits later

>how do you like your milkshake.webm

GET YE

GONE
O
N
E

too soon, too pure

you're a fucking retard, the mods wanted us to fuck off to srg before. you're new as fuck and don't know that.