Morrigan or Leliana?

Morrigan or Leliana?

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Why do you BRs like Leliana so much? I'd have thought your kind would prefer the girl aligned with a swamp more.

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>This one sided vote

Fuck, now I kind of feel bad. Leliana isn't bad by any stretch at all, I'd gladly choose her if the opposing girl wasn't Morrigan

>BRs like Leliana
I wasn't aware that was a thing

neither

DAO Morrigan > (ruthless) DA3 Leli > DA3 Morrigan > DAO Leli

>Leliana isn't bad by any stretch at all
Oh yes she is. Her character doesn't make any sense at all and she has the magical superpower of ignoring death and pulling a sudden asspull of being the greatest spymaster in all of Thedas when other characters could have taken that role in a more believable way. Leliana was a mistake in every aspect.

Well, that's DAI for you

The ignoring death part was already in DA2

>Leliana as a mistress
She has no will of her own, how could she ever be a mistress? Her entire character changes when something bad happens in her life or some charismatic person manipulates her.

Morrigan

Leliana was an annoying bitch

True answer is Alistair for female human noble.

Dwarf commoner best origin

Fuck off fag

>not Dorf noble
>not Mage
user, please.

Morrigan.
Pale, raven haired girls are the best.
It's why Lulu is best girl too.

'tis cold in my tent

Holy shit. Another one exists. My friend.

Team Yen for life

Neither cuz best girl is pic related.

>that one guy who was so smiten by his waifu Leliana he even named male barbarians after her

Leliana was always good at spy shit she's a bard from Orlais.

Morrigan, of course. Best girl, best story, best romance, best ending.

She's Yennifer done right.

Pretty sure I cut off that redhead bitch's head when she got assblasted at me for becoming a reaver. Of course she still came back two games later because she was merely pretending. Fuck Bioware.

It was explained that a spirit was animating her like Wynne or something.

Never stick your dick in crazy.
Also you think Morrigan is gonna cook you dinner? Set you a bath?

my nigga

What's wrong with Cassandra?

Leliana used to be a whore. Morrigan is pure.

She would not always cook, you would take turns.
And you are the one preparing the bath if you want her to join you.

post more best girl

Morrigan literally says at the end she's been with SEVERAL men physically.

Lies. Leliana said that tho.

>Someone that had sex before in their lives is a whore
Could you be any more of a virgin?

They're both used goods. Every romanceable girl in DA is used goods.

No, Morrigan herself. Right before you begin the final-final assault.

Don't take me wrong. I don't really care. Just felt like correcting purityfags.

She says it before too. That she had sex before but that it was nothing special, no feelings. You are her first actual relationship.

sravnil zhopu s pal'cem, pridurok

Fuck off

Pretty sure she was lying about that to look superior to Alistair.

How is that even a question?

But does cook in the game

Leliana

Morrigan is for fart fetishists.

i mean i wouldn't mind her farting on my food for good luck

Perfectly valid question.

...

Morrigan is the best thing bioware has ever done.

Wrong.

>STD's not even magic can heal
Yeah, no.

I loved Morrigan when she was first introduced, but all she does after Ostagar is bitch about everything the Warden does.
>You wanna save the mages? FAGGOT
>You wanna save Redcliffe? FAGGOT

How does she expect you to make an army if everyone is dead?

morrigan is the worst character in an awful game. she's only good for that /ss/ sfm porn.

>makes you earn your way into her heart
>legitimately genuine once she accepts you
>actually gives a fuck about you and loves you
>accepts your seed and gives you a son
>happily takes up her role as a mother
>deeply loves you both
How is there any question?

This. Morrigan is literal fucking garbage and an idiot.

Then why are you not romancing her when you two are such a good match

>That lelfag salt ITT
What did you expect would come out of that poll haha

Defend this

>Challenges you on your decisions due to her own opinions
>Despite that you can still get her to actually love you because you weren't a bitch and defended yourself
>She actually changes her opinions over time based on your decisions

It's like you don't want someone with their own personality but just a yes bot

not him but i just want a pretty girl who shuts up and sucks my dick. morrigan is an annoying cunt.

Mages are unstable and even as an ally they could become the opposite in an instant. One faggot alone is enough to cause what you have seen in that tower. Looking at it in a pragmatic way, you really don't want a mage army. About not saving the "innocent" ones, you can tell her to think about what would have happened if she was captured as a kid and forced into that tower. She is more understanding then.

Redcliffe is a bunch of fags that are unable to help themselves, useless. But you should absolutely help them because it's just helping yourself. It means less zombies and you also need the Arl and don't want him to be pissed at you. Too bad you can't explain that reasoning to her.

I think I understand, Ahmed.

You know I could draw a lot of conclusion from this but it'd all just be me implying shit. Either way how does it feel to have shit taste since what you essential want is someone too stupid to think for themselves?

I haven't played DAI but in the first two Leloana is barely a character.

Don't worry you don't miss much she just becomes a ruthless spy master for the Chantry and later the Inquisition.
Best line is Morrigan mentioning how she knows Lilliana probably read her mail between her and the Warden and even she'd blush.

Then get a thicker blanket

You just need to show her who the alpha is

>pay chantry mother for key to Sten's cage
>morrigan disapproves, asks why we did not just take it by force
>tell her if she opens her mouth again I'll take her by force
>morrigan approves +10

>becomes a spymaster
>proceeds to dress like a ninja/thief
Bioware don't really understand subtlety.

>thought it was a semen trail hanging from her chin in the thumbnail and for a second after I opened the image

Help

I've never cringed so hard at a video game as I did when Leliana started singing in Origins. It was supposed to be nice I guess, but it just came off as extremely awkward and uncomfortable.

Bioware doesn't understand a lot of things anymore

Fuckin this 10000x

that is exactly what i want from an eye candy bitchy companion character in a video game

You're tastes are shit also sounds dull and boring as fuck

I think the one in Inquisition is worse though, especially as it sounds like the one Pippin sings in Lord of the rings.

You have no idea how much worse it gets.

youtube.com/watch?v=5qJ2kiwwTMs

What did you think of The Witcher 3's singing scene?

youtube.com/watch?v=gcFYm0S-zo0

>Mfw I have that and the Song of Woe on my iPod

Reminder that Morrigan is based on a DnD character that David Gaider LARPed

Sounds like David Gaider has some top tier tastes

>Wanting everything handed to you
>Muh OP build and demon deals
Dorf commoner has the best opening in terms of badassery

Well the scene is awkward as fuck but at least the song doesn't sound completely disconnected from the rest of the game like in DAO

I told her to fuck right off the party after that.

>Morrigan or Lesbiana

The choice is obvious

neither. fuck these political bitches. Zevran is where it's at

What's so good about lesbians?

Just forget that everything past DA:O even exist, seryously, DA2 and DA:I are Bioware atempts at sabotaging their own franchise.

Its boring, unless your going for the "from zero to hero" sort of narrative of course, but even for that, the city elf origin is a better choice.

Josie.

>no option to threesome leliana and morrigan without mods

The right one in the tumbnail looks like cums dripping from her chin

This, I know what Bioware was going for, but the awkward lip synching coupled with the fact the singer wasn't even Leliana's VA, was too much.

Leliana is up for group sex but not Morricute.

hated both of them. what now faggot?

Go back to watching gay porn idk

>gay porn
i don't play bioware games anymore gaylord

I told that slut Morrigan I wouldn't fuck her and would rather die while saving everyone else. So she left. Fuck her.

Leiliana was just some side character that sounded funny. So...I guess her.

All I know is Leiliana is back in DA:I for no reason and both of them are fugly.

It literally ruined the wonderful tracks on the OST for me because I associate that singer's voice with leliana even though it does not even sound like her.

Wow so HARDCORE