>5 year old nephew shows me a picture he drew while I'm babysitting him
>"It's shit. Are you fucking retarded or something? Don't waste my time with this garbage."
>stunned silence
>he looks so devastated, as though his innocence has been shattered
>literally runs away crying
kek. It's a tough world, kid. I learned that the hard way, so you can too.
So, what games do I throw at that twerp? Something that will help him man up, I already put on Quake 3 Arena for him.
BTFO. Teach that little faggot a lesson
Your 5 year old nephew has a really good vocabulary to fully grasp what you mean. Good job
Kids still draw in 2017 ? I thought they were all about ipads
>Quake 3 Arena
>Something that will help him man up
make him play the first mario party, but make sure to grind the top of the joystick until its rough and jagged
OP forgot to mention he was drawing on an ipad
VIDEO
GAMES
>giving away your property even if momentarily
If he wants to play a video game then your nephew should prove able to earn the game by himself in the first place
>play smash with 7 year old nephew
>he begs me to go easy on him
>don't
>body him constantly
get rekt kid. you want to win? then get good. you'll never accomplish anything without suffering
You were the 5 year old weren't you O.O? And you still haven't gotten over it all these years. Sad!
I still remember that time in kindergarten where I spent the whole day drawing something for my mom only to get a "your hands are dirty, go wash them" without caring about the drawing.
Never drew anything for her again.
>Your 5 year old nephew has a really good vocabulary to fully grasp what you mean. Good job
where the hell do you live? 3 year olds learn those words. I bet you started speaking at 6.
Dragon's Lair. Not the arcade version.
Amerifats, they never learn.
This. I could speak pretty well by 2 years old and could read novels by 3.
The guy you're responding to probably has lazy white trash parents.
>10 years old
>art class, get a big poster board and use crayons to draw a card full of fireworks on a night sky for mom's birthday
>think she'll love it
>she asks how much it cost
>tell her I made it
>gets mad that I didn't spend any money on her
>find it in the trash later that night
>Sister gets married
>Suddenly Uncle user to a whole pile of kiddos
>Christmas is fun again
>Anyway, injury in the family so I'm watching a couple of the kiddos
>One niece just adores me. I'm the coolest motherfucker on the planet.
>12 year old niece comes running up with her notebook
>"Wana see my drawings?!"
>Of course I do!
>She opens it
>Drawing is actually pretty fucking great for a 12 year old
>It's all FNAF stuff
>Flips page
>"That one is me!"
>Mother fucking sparkledog animatronic fox
>White fur, covered in multicolored paw prints and a rainbow tail
>Despite the choice in colors, it's still incredibly well done. She put a lot of work into it.
>Laugh and flip through it
>She has a couple for her brothers and a couple of her friends
>Ask her if she does all this freehand or if they are traced or if she used references
>"Sometimes I use other pictures to get the pose right but none are traced!"
>Cool
>She runs off and gets her ipad and comes back
>Swipes through lots of random FNAF artwork and a few real pictures
>"Sometimes it's hard to get the arms and legs just right so I'll look up other pictures to see how they should look."
>One of them is straight up porn
>Foxy all laying back with his giant knotted fox cock sticking out
>She SUPER RAPIDLY swipes past it before running off to put her ipad away
>Tell her to keep up the good work and practice her drawing to remain supportive
My niece is a FNAF sparkledog furry.
She's going to be such a slut in high school
Thanks for reading!
Can you draw now?
No, I'm a chartered accountant.
Well you've already established to him you're King Douchebag, why do anything nice at all?
Fuck dude, I don't think I'd be able to handle relatives who are furries.