If Coco is from the future in Crash Bandicoot 2, why doesn't she warn Crash about Cortex?

If Coco is from the future in Crash Bandicoot 2, why doesn't she warn Crash about Cortex?

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her brother is crash. she knows how to work a computer but she is probably just as stupid as he is.

I would commit crimes of a sexual nature on Coco

Because she's from the future. She already knows Crash is going to succeed in beating Cortex without her intervention.

But she's also a kid, so she also wants spend some time having fun with her big brother on his adventures.

This is a fucking adorable post

Lore thread?

She wants to avoid creating a paradox that might cause less cute bandicoot girls to exist

Because Crash would just stare at her blankly and not understand anything she was saying

ok

actually, it stands for nerd
Cortex was abused by circus performers in his childhood.

I always knew the black and green haired girls were the best.

Anyone know a spot I can farm lives relatively mindlessly in the first 10 stages of crash 2? I'm still adapting from 100%ing crash 1 and I wanna farm up a nice stockpile while I master my jumpslides.

If Cortex created Crash and Tawna, where did Crash's sister, Coco, came from?

Tawna's crotch. She is both the lover and the mother of Crash the Bandicoot.

Cute Bandicoots

Technically both Cortex and Brio created them.
Brio perfected the method for evolving them, Cortex programmed their brains. As far as we know Tawna and Coco didn't get programmed.

As for where Coco was in 1, she was probably somewhere in the castle when Crash raided it and was freed off-screen.

How?

Tawna left Crash for Pinstripe after the first game. Ungrateful bitch used our boy and his gems like an orange ATM.

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Speaking of Pinstripe, his boss fight (area, model, animations) looked really nice in the remake to me. moreso than the other bosses did.

Brio just wanted to make Bandicuties. He mostly signed on with Cortex to further their research, and kept Coco hidden when shit started to hit the fan.

It's literally his office. Dude is CEO of Cortex Power (the doctors' nuclear power plant on the third island) and in charge of security.

>young Neo Cortex was held down, the iron was red hot, the whole school branded on his bulbous head so he would never forget that everything just thought of him as a freakish nerd, less than human
Wow

N.Brio is /ourguy/

Reminder that Cortex canonically got laid at least once and also did Chernobyl with Brio

I wish i could bring cute furry girls to real life.

Ok?

>Watch a video of all the death animations
>All the more brutal Crash animations didn't have a Coco version
>Check the comments
>"Many of Coco's deaths just used the angel death animation while Crash had unique animations"

What the fuck is the point of playing as Coco if not to see her get burned to a crisp, cut in half, flattened, inflated, eaten by lions, etc.?

Be glad Coco even got the animations she has, because they wouldn't have accepted them back when the original games were made.

Brio is a chill guy
Gin is a workaholic
Cortex is an asshole boss

Can a human and Bandicoot find love together?

What about Tropy?

Refined but smug asshole who thinks he's smartest guy in the room. Understandably so, considering his line of work but at the end of the day he's no better than Brio or Gin at what he does

yes

Do you think VV didn't add a Coco's introduction cutscene or retcon just because they are lazy or because they didn't want to change the ND games that much? o legal limitations perhaps?

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if she warns him she might prevent the event that caused her to go back in time and warm him.

But this is incest

What happens when you play as Coco and the cut scene plays where she talks to you?

>if you idle next to her in warped she'll join in the dance and laugh when crash drops the wumpa fruit on his head

More like bandicute

>if not to see her get burned to a crisp, cut in half, flattened, inflated, eaten by lions, etc.?
Because some people find that hot, and turning on little boys with videogames is bad juju.

Because her coming back to the past fucked up her future because she's a dumb shit.

Isn't it kinda depressing that they'll just die out one day? There aren't more humanoid bandicoots so they'll never have offspring. Unless they have sex with each other, haha

What was Cortex even doing? He's just up there creating some kind of furry harem for himself

Maybe they wanted to but didn't know how? The original Crash trilogy was one of the best platformers of its era, those were some pretty big shoes to fill.

If I were in charge I would have probably gone turbo autismo with references and subtle tweaks. For instance: An Uka-Uka cameo in first game (you go through his temple, after all), name drop Gin or Tropy before their proper introductory games and even references to post-ND titles (for instance: concept art of kid Cortex and his parrots al a Twinsanity). Also, secret Fake Crash boss for Warped.

In any case, it's probably for the best that they didn't.

I'm glad Crash is alive.

Brio, not Cortex. Read your bible, he wrote it.

Why was she spying on a married human couple?

>Crash can never kick Cortex out of the Wumpa Islands or else they'll blow to smithereens

All things considered, I don't think it was laziness. They might've been too afraid to make too many big changes since they wanted to preserve the original trilogy's legacy as much as possible.

Should I buy the new Crash game, Sup Forums

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Yeah, that was y guess too. What was even ND actual explanation for Coco tho?

She was playing uncharted 4 at the point where they play crash 1.
That's meta

It goes Platinum>Gold>Silver>Bronze you dumb fuck, how the fuck do you get that order backwards?

of course it respects the rules

Coco has a thing for Nathan and humans in general

>Yes it is I, N. Brio!
>My name sounds like fetus, hmm.

They needed a female counterpart for crash because japan.
After they got rid of Tawny they added coco as a replacement.

It missed out the part where AKU AKU is Plank from EE'n'E

I don't get it

What benefit is there for platting the game? They all have the same ass.

only if they make a baby

>mfw the selfie idle animation

christ I was not ready for such cuteness

But nothing inside the lore right?

>uncharted 4 on PC
sonybros BTFO

Cortex and Co were sick of adults for their half animal fuckpit so they made coco.

It missed out the part where it's revealed that Aku Aku's mask is carved from the same wood that composed Aku, the long-since slain Deliverer of Darkness.

god I want the video to this.

all google source goes to a bunch of dumbass tumblr pages

Was this explanation necessary?

Did we really need a reason for why Coco is joining Crash in the remasters but not the original?

source is tumblr, my man
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the vid has sound here

Love isn't a real thing. It's just a word used to shelter kids from their parents arguments because they are too young to understand the financial responsibilities of keeping a kid and living with the bitch you accidentally knocked up. Card companies latched onto this to sell shitty cards and gifts and movies use it to sell sexless smut to middle aged women and pre-teen girls

Cartoony reason for a cartoony game? sure why not?
It's pointless, but it is as pointless as including her in the first place.

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How do you guys feel about Crunch?

I really liked the idea of Crash and Coco having an adopted older brother. Definitely made the three of them (and Aku Aku) feel like a blended family.

Fire crunch is best crunch

A bit bland, but I liked him as a concept. Crash characters have always had that kind of cartoonish niche to them and Crunch helped complete the bandicoot power trio.

All the best Crash Bandicoot games do not include him.

He could've been a great addition for sure. He was a little too generic in Wrath of Cortex, and everything after (pre-reboot) completely ignored the 100% ending. Post-reboot gave up on what little character he had and turned him into a useless Mr. T in Bandicoot form.

He needed to show up in another game to flesh him out more. I do hope we see him again, at least.

well I'll be a son of a gun

>A bit bland
Were you still following the series when they made him into a blatant Mr. T parody?

youtu.be/y7cOCnl5pvw?t=10m59s
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He was in Twinsanity though
If you look closely, you can see him on that tiny island surrounded by sharks, right next to Fake Crash

>play Wrath of Cortex
>Aku Aku says you can seal the elementals with five crystals each
>four elementals, twenty crystals
>final boss fight
>wonder what's going to happen now that all the masks are out of commission
>get hyped that Crunch would use Uka Uka's power
>nope, just rehash the four masks' basic elements

As much as I like Wrath of Cortex, it completely ruined Uka Uka and Crunch for me.

i want to wear coco on my dick

So... what's Naughty Dog's take on the remake? Because didn't the creators hate the newer Crash games that Activision made?

Don't get the wrong idea, I mean bland in a "clean slate" way. He was brainwashed for the bulk of WoC and had potential to grow. Wish Radical hadn't retooled most of the cast, everyone who wasn't Cortex or Brio was too bombastic and annoying.

They like it.

So is it cannon that coco wants her brother's cock?

That's only a brief cameo, and even if you count it it's the exception to the rule sorta thing.
But really every bad, or sub-par, Crash game has Crunch as a major character.

No, she wants N. Gin's missile

He was also at the very beginning in Crash's "Birthday party"

It was a rushed inclusion at the last minute they only did because of fan requests. She can't be used in Crash's gimmick levels and vice versa because they had too many animations to make for both characters in time as with a ton of death animations. If we're lucky they might finish those animations and patch them in at a later date, but that's just speculation on my part.

At least we get to see her skellybones

So you're telling me that some scientist made a bunch of furry waifu for the sake of his own pleasure?

would you have sex on a coco feets?

/ourguy/

Crash is barely smarter than a regular bandicoot. He probably humps Coco from time to time. Gets real intense when she's in heat and she doesn't notice.
She just takes it. You just can't get mad at a retard relative

Are they even the same guys anymore? Haven't most of the Crash development team left?

Her name is Coco and she is the sister of the crazy brother Crash Bandicoot. Her brother Crash is of the crazy bandicoot on high adventure. They have fun times and wumpa apples for all. They love each other so much. He is a man now.

>when you finally 102% Crash Bandicoot and you're allowed to have fun again

When I was young I saw her as a cool older sister who'd be really chill and do stuff with you for some reason.

>4 toes
Disgusting