Fuck Arin & Danny

fuck Arin & Danny.

...

Who?

If youtube was shut down and deleted from the internet tomorrow literally nothing of value would be lost.

>Only use the weakest special move repeatedly in every fight
>"The combat in this game is so boring!"

>still watching Game Grumps

Literally the shittiest let's play series on the web.

millions of dollars would be lost.
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean the rest of world can't use the world's largest entertainment platform.

>no /ourguy/ Pewdiepie
Not accurate

billions, user. tens of billions. likely much more.

>fighting the fire enemies
>scroll all the way down to quake hammer
>quake hammer is grayed out and can't be used
>every other hammer move is colored in indicating they can be used
>"I guess I can't use my hammer"

>watching game grumps past 2015
>not watching oneyplays, the renaissance lets play channel

>He hasn't migrated to Oney and/or SuperMega
You're wasting your time.

knowing hat at least 1 soul has shared this pain makes this thread worth it

Why do you guys even torture yourselves like this? Game Grumps is a giant business now (by E-celeb standards). They clearly don't give a fuck. They're tired, bored and pumping out material for the most bottom of the barrel lowest common denominator. There is absolutely nothing to be gained by watching this trash anymore. They could make Mario spin in circles in 10 minute increments for the next year and people would still eat this shit up. It's dead Jim.

JOOOLIAN

If Arin mentions his paleo diet one more time...

true yes, but where else am I gonna get a lets play of one of my favorite games, 1000 year door?

he doesn't say that

Still? Fuck sakes. Who is he trying to impress?

Got into Oney plays a week ago and I've already watched everything on the channel. I even watched DingDong's hours long steams on youtube. They're good, he really researches what he's talking about.

Man runs in and funny scream/ brown bricks make me giggle.

What episode has been the worst recently. I want to see erin suck at games. haven't watched since Jon left.

I would guess there was a recent one a few days ago where Arin is basically saying "fuck you" to people who A, say that he's shit at video games and B, wanting to give Dan advice on how to play the game.

Kinda hope they stop their N. Sane trilogy one soon.
It just seems to be the comments getting mad at them for criticizing while they get mad back for being yelled at. I can see it becoming an issue.

Not sure whats up with Arin.
Danny is fine. He fucking sucks at games but he also knows it and jokes with it. He is also willing to listen to advice, which is important. While he does tend to ramble and ignore instructions it isn't all that bad.
But damn Arin has become a whiney bitch. Dunno whats up with that. He takes advice as hate. I guess all the hate over the years broke him down.

>on paleo
>sucks, can't eat bread
>really hard, but trying
>cheat day only once a month
>going to gym every morning
>meanwhile....

WECLOM TO KITTY KAT GAMING NOW I WILL EAT THIS GAMECUBE

The fact that Grumps abandoned "cumfaggots" for "lovelies" was the first sign that Arin was going to fuck up everything.

Youtube has nothing for me nowadays except Reviewbrah. When will my one and only nigga come back?

>tfw you get annoyed when they can't get passed the simplest shit
>tfw you get annoyed when they overlook a bunch of neat shit
How many episodes of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories did they do before they found out they could use the phone to call phone numbers found throughout the game?

>money is more important than humanity's dignity
here's a (((you)))

I still miss Seamus, and his tumbnails. Fuck Nova though and Sly

>Humanity
>Dignity
Little late on that one.

>seamus
>creature house/office
don't do me like this man. i can't take the feelings

not even cowchop can stop the pain

Why nova and sly?

Both of you kiss my ass for watching this retarded series. Stop giving that moron attention

He's the only one I ever liked from that group. I'll admit that his minecraft videos with Nova were really fun though.
Dan and Jordan ruined everything. I never liked the creatures as a group so whatever. I was really happy when Seamus announced that he was gonna do his thing and started the FO4 playthrough.
I like my ears better when they're not bleeding, thanks.

Yes Arin, we get it, it's better to play the game blind and having people tell you what to do cheapens the feeling of discovery. But honestly, think about how your audience feels when they see a 10 minute video of you running in a circle complaining what to do

you've got a stronger will than me (and possibly more entertaining youtube subscriptions to watch after work)

Why the fuck are you watching GameGrumps in the current year?

It's casual cancer that's poisoning the minds of children.

I think it's a factor of a couple things...

First and foremost he feels compelled to be an angry, screamy cartoon character these days. I don't know why, how or when he reached this decision. He feels compelled to do stupid voices, feign rage and overact. He's probably the biggest unfunny tryhard I've ever witnessed.

Second of all Arin is like a child trying to rush through Homework. He's restless, he couldn't give less of a shit and his attention is everywhere but where it should be. He wants to blow through as many games as possible for that sweet ad revenue but unfortunately this requires having to play through said games.

Arin is torn between being bored to death of playing meme games for prepubescents and mad stacks.

memes would be lost

That image was made long before PDP got redpilled.

Other then the God teir battleblock playthrough with immortal NoVa has really been shit over time, and Sly was the worst person to here when they played together

HEY HEY HEY

YOURE GAY

>has an autism fit when friend wont tell him how to play
>fan politely gives advice on how to play
>constantly shits on the fan for telling him how to play

>Lucahjin, a pretty retarded lets player, managed to blind-playthrough TTYD in just 72 parts. Whether it was legit or not is debatable
>Game Grumps, with Arin apparently being "a gaming god" or someshit, are on part 90-something and still in Chapter 5 on a babby-tier JRPG

Jon wasn't serious when he said that.

There is literally no way Ding Dong is putting up with this shit for much longer. I'm going to be so bummed out when he bails from fans unbridled autism. Julian will probably leave with him too.

This

I just play video games and avoid YouTube let's plays. Sometimes I'll watch a short YouTube review of a game after I beat it to gague my reaction to it versus someone else's

>a gaming god

He's never been good at video games, we've known that from the start. Someone post that video highlighting how bad he was playing OoT

>playing Super Mario Bros
>walking
>don't know that holding B makes you run
>fall into pit twice
>die to goomba 3 times
>after 5 game-overs, make i to level 1-2
>die to koopa twice
>die to game over time over
>start game over again
... hey, if you hold down B you can run-
ARIN: SHUT THE FUCK UP IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I KNOW ABOUT THAT BECAUSE IF I DON'T RUN IN THIS GAME IT'S M OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WHICH IS THE SAME AS ANY OTHER RUN LITERALLY FUCK YOU

>watching any let's play channels

No user, the cancer is you

Fat albert wouldn't rape anybody...

Would he?

>a stronger will than me
How the absolute fuck is this a matter of god damn "will"?
Its a shitty letsplay series thats boring as fuck, why do you need "will" to not watch it holy shit whats wrong with you

You're being way too generous. It's more like

>HAHAHAHAHAHA PENIS M I RITE HAHAHAHAHAHA PEEEEENIS
>runs into Goomba
>HAHAHAHAHAHA PENIS M I RITE HAHAHAHAHAHA PEEEEENIS
>runs into Goomba
>HAHAHAHAHAHA PENIS M I RITE HAHAHAHAHAHA PEEEEENIS
>runs into Goomba
>HAHAHAHAHAHA PENIS M I RITE HAHAHAHAHAHA PEEEEENIS
>runs into Goomba
>OH SHIT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE JUMPING OVER THIS GOOMBA!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nah. What have you got against podcasts, you weirdo.

I got to World 4 of SMB3 before I learned you could run

Is Game Grumps too big to fail? Will they ever reach DSP infamy like they deserve?

RIP

This so much

Would you rather have a million dollars or a tiny clone of Obama in your urethra?

How would you react if I stabbed you in the stomach till you died?

>any time arin is in a video with chris he tries to imitate him and echoes his jokes
it's just depressing at this point

WAT IF I POURED BOILING MILK ON YOU

>Simpsons hit and run episode
>Arin just drags out Chris' homer jokes
Man, I know Joooolian doesn't really make up jokes, but at least he doesn't do this shit. Also Julian is funny in his own way.

I personnalle loved there reaction to dooliss

>Simpsons hit and run episode
I keep on forgetting arin was on that, even though it's game grumps.

The family jewels.

The boy.

I think Julian is funny because he has a hard time keeping up with Dingdong and Oney's banter. It's super endearing when he attempts to "get one in".

Those three have the perfect chemistry. It seems like they keep each other perfectly balanced out.

>HELLO, IM A BOY. AND I LIKE PLAYING WITH MY TOY
>IF YOU WANT TO BUY MY TOY
>I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

Danny's a sweet heart, I'd give a hug.

THERE IS NO SHAPIFFANY

I never understood that diet. What did we stop evolving in that era? Why that era?

>I'm going to sell you the best night of your life!
>TAKE MY WIFE...PLEASE!

Worse, cumfaggots was supposed to be satire of all the shitty youtubers who give dumb names to their fanbase to increase loyalty.
Hell, gamegrumps as a whole was supposed to be a rebellious satire that didn't play by any dumb eceleb rules.
It should have died a hero long ago.

julian is adorable and balances out the chaos

BUY EGGS FOR BART

agree, and also Julian's just got one of those laughs that is contagious as fuck.

Technically hunter gatherers had a very healthy diet, it was varied, and actually aided with good dentistry.
However, trying to recreate it in modern day is kinda weird.

F

Yeah, remember when they used to jokingly say "like, comment, subscribe"? Now there's a giant fucking banner at the end of every episode.

Is Game Grumps the let's play equivalent to The Simpsons?

It's good to know that if Grumps fails, Dan will still have NSP. Dan's an alright dude, his solo let's play is super comfy.

>Implying youtube only consists of e-celebs videos.

Fuck you, faggot with irrational hate of e-celebs being okay with fucking over everyone over trivial shit.

she's better fat

My main friend group right now still likes Game Grumps and knows that I don't like them anymore. I don't understand why they still like them. One of the girls in my group adores Suzy and Arin as a couple for some reason.

She was better out of GG and Arin's life entirely.

I want more Homer impressions

Early Jon Grumps > OneyPlays > Late Jon Grumps >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Current Grumps

holy shit yes. i was just coming to the end of my day and wondering what to put on to go to sleep and now i'm gonna put on danny's solo space quest episode(s)

Agreed

Nah, fuck you. I learn how to repair my car and shit off youtube.

who is best editor?

>Jon
>Barry
>Kevin
>Matt/Ryan
>Chris
>DingDong
>Rodrigo

this is canon

Egoraptor will still have his awesome animation skills to fall back on!

Imagine that.

Dingdong easily. The dude is genuinely super talented.

...

DingDong without question

>Late Jon Grumps

I remember unsubbing the day before Jon left, and for a split second when he left I thought I caused it.

Gimme some examples of mediocre late Jon grumps. I remember sonic 06 being great.

>Doodle Doods episode with Arin
>Can barely keep up with Chris and Ross' art skills.
And Chris has even stated he uses oneyplays revenue to pay for living while he makes a his next huge project. Whats arin doing?

oneyplays is nearly as autistic as current grumps, how can you watch that trash?

In order

>DingDong
>Barry
>Matt/Ryan
>Rod
>Chris = Jon (Don't remember anything they did that really stands out)
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.
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>Kevin

spastic game grumps

They're better at games and they're funnier.

That counts for a lot on 10 minute youtube videos.

they recorded all of that in a single night

and then dingdang streamed it himself for 11 hours afterwards.

sorry to be the pleb here, but... what episodes has DingDong edited, and how can you tell he did them?