Fix gaming in one sentence

Fix gaming in one sentence.

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No Microtransactions

No more e-celebs

100% digital, thus no publishers

Outlaw DLC.

Smaller, lower budget ventures with unique and creative concepts that aren't forced to stick to the tried-and-proven checklist.

Bloodborne for PC

N-no more JonTron or Pewdiepie?
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More loli necromancers?

male-to-crossdresser trannies deleted from the earth

Less centralization more variation

No more games.

I tried those and anyone who wants to lose weight should try Kangaroo meat because it's pretty lean.

Lower production costs

abandon drm

make denuvo harder to breach

No bad games.

No more early access

What does Kangaroo taste like?

This. I'll even deal with DLC if it means we get more projects like Disgaea or Melty Blood versus more AAA cuckery like Shadow of Mordor or SFV.

Remove casuals

FPBP

More anime breast, Daikatana 2.

I'm not sure you know how publishing works.

Make good and finshed games

tastes like chicken

Produce products that are more valuable to consumers than anything else on the market.

No diversity hires.

also forgot to mention that this is the only solution.

No patches or DLC

Actually ban trash talking in normal servers

Remove SJWs

More 765 Idolm@ster games that aren't gacha.

kill microsoft bring back old sega.

Tastes weird and chewy. I suggest you sauce it up if you plan on trying it.

Pretty fucking phenomenal

lol what a faggot

Drop VR and mobile gaming, target nothing but 1080p and 60fps or higher and allow all consoles to use a keyboard and mouse.

Like a cheap beef, it's not great.

More lolis in general desu

Kangaroo meat tastes pretty awful. I had a kangaroo burger in the US (I'll never go to that shithole 3rd world """country"""), and it's nowhere near as good as a 80/20 1/3 lb burger.

tastes nothing like chicken negro

Execute all casuals.

chu

Most non-Aussies probably don't know that we farm them and butcher them.

Dwarf fortress v1.0

VR gimmicks* fixed it for you

VR should've just been "barebones" supported on all games from the get-go.

is pretty gamey and amazing for burgers

fuck off, shitcunt abo

No girls allowed

>Fix gaming in one sentence
Allowing player agency

All video game systems are just pre-packaged versions of the same open system and have completely shared hardware and software

Make wojak posting a bannable offense.

yay communism is great

Get rid of all the casuals.
They're keeping terrible practices afloat by buying into all the marketing and their concept of quality and difficulty is so nonexistent that the only thing they can possibly compare actual challenge to is Dark Souls, a game they likely never played to anything approaching completion but which they know was marketed as being hard.

Remove e""""sports""""

this would cut the budget for all future games by a dramatic margin.

Remove women completely.
No women on dev teams, support teams, or in video games except for extremely fleeting appearances used sparingly.

That's fine, I don't mind going back to the SNES.

Stop trying to lower skill ceilings by adding in random bullshit to try and level the playing field because you don't want to hurt shitty player feelings.

kill everyone on earth ages 13-18

white devil pls leave

Fucking this

Shitty, chewy beef.
Makes for alright mince though.

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If you want to die so bad, just kill yourself.

You gain the ability to be a kid again.

Why do normalfags love resurrecting /jp/ memes?

Fuck, I didnt ask for this

Wouldn't stop permavirgin weebs since they're in their 30s by now.

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Implement a functioning basic income + universal healthcare system in all 1st world countries.

I mean what do consoles have going for them if not "exclusivity"

/jp/ memes age like wine

carronview bank

>1st world
why just 1st world?

we actually need SJW since they will either inevitably crash and burn and vidya would have another lesson at listening to moralfags or it would take the industry down with them and we'll rise again anew

lol I don't want to subsidize poor people with my money. Fuck off, commie.

Third nuke was dropped on Tokyo in 1945.

Then no good dames for you.

Fuck off
Being a kid is shit

>Implement a functioning basic income
it'd increase the gap between rich and poor classes

NO GIRLS ALLOWED

The player can create their own stories with the provided gameplay.

Only finished games get released.

That should be a fucking given but apparently it isn't.

>Vidya is now illegal!

No digital, games must be sold physical only.

Creators with big publisher money have 100% creative freedom.

Kys libcuck

but that's retarded

subsidizing people with these money would prevent them from getting poor in the first place
it seems retarded to think that giving money to people would actually make people earn them but in the case of poor people who are barely able to earn,this money could prevent them from falling in a hole where it is much harder for them to get out of poverty.
And besides, the money we give is going back to the system anyway,it just need a good and proper line between giving people incentives and handing out money to welfare queens

t. Valve cocksucker

Western devolopers should take a break and let japs dominate the vidya market again.

Trump isn't a libcuck you goofball.

If you're healthy and poor, it's 100% on you and I couldn't give two fucks about you.

jap needs a third bomb

No Deus Ex, Dark Souls, or SMT.

Fuck the lowest common denominator.

sort of like wombat but less rich

Doesn't matter as long as it is functioning.

there's more than a single circumstance where you become poor
im a highly individualistic person myself but i think that having ethical discourse on helping other and propelling society would be good,