Why is the switch already dying? is this nintedo's last console?

Why is the switch already dying? is this nintedo's last console?

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IT'S NOT FAIR

They should have stopped after Gamecube.

what do you mean it's dying
because it's clearly not

????? Are you okay? it's obviously dying

ummmmmmmmmmm no its not??

omg are you two retarded?

can you like
stop falseflagging?
it's because of fags like you why this board is now 50% unreadable cancer

Not him, but you're retarded. Nintendo won't get away with their pathetic lack third party support this gen
Same way how the WiiU lived long huh buddy?

no you're retarted

Why do you call the voldemort meme wojak, reddit?

>already dying.
Nintendo has been on the downward spiral since the 64.

BAWWWWWWWWW is the sony neofag sjw MAD????????

WAAHOOOO

bin bing bing

boing boing

Look at Bethesda dishing out Doom and Fallout 4 to those 250 people who own VR...meanwhile the Bitch is so weak that even THQ complains.

It would be pretty hilarious if Nintendo's jewery in going for cheap NAND destroyed a 100+ year old company.

Don't fear when all else fails they just release Kirby toilet-paper and make hundreds of million on their fanboys.

>Image is him at a party
>Text makes no allusions to this at all
Shouldn't he be complaining no one wants to play with him or something? Why is he thinking about wojak?

nothings changed in 200 years
youtube.com/watch?v=MTzyz2TgGls

Nintendo bait and switched Wii U owners like me. Didn't see it coming.

>sonygros still recovering from BotW
Maybe if you continue put even more afro-clad negresses in your games you'll be able to compete

Everyone is just waiting for mario. No point getting it now when it has no games.
Also that image is trash kys.

>it took Nintendo 5 years to make a game almost as acclaimed as The Last of Us

Why is OP already lying? is this OP's last thread?

>implying TLoU is good

This. I fucking loathe Nintendo's hardware now after putting up with it for so goddamn long.

The samefagging is so fucking obvious right now

Yes, just like the last one, and the one before that.

>why aren't you making games Atlus?

you get like 5 on the 3DS fuck off you privileged cuck.

>implying acclaim fully correlates with quality

>best launch year lineup in the history of consoles
>dying

Why do you care so much about what platform other people play videogames on Sup Forums?

What currently available Switch game is not a multiplat, port, or shovelware?

He said year lineup tho?

>if I don't like it it's shovelware

>best launch lineup ever = 1 to 2 games
lol

I think I read somewhere that Nintendo is so conservative with their money, and have so much saved, that they could essentially tank for 10s of years without going bankrupt.
Anyway, it's doubtful. They make huge profits the way they currently operate, they're partnering to open a theme park, and everyone is clamoring to pre-order their stupid emulation box or their undershipped console so they remain in the zeitgeist.
With mobile games, figurines and DLC theyre basically just milking everyone for all the money they can, I don't know why youd assume theyre dying.

Metroid prime sequel, smt5, mainline fire emblem, spla2oon, mario, zelda. Not a single one of those is multiplat (nobody owns the wii U so zelda isnt either) and they are all projected within the next 12 months. Oh and a pokemon game. Stay mad sonybro

get out

You are correct. They dont debt finance the way sony does, so they never have loans or interest to pay. Its also why they manufacture more slowly than sony or microsoft

ARMS, Zelda, MK8 Deluxe
wtf did ps4 have? KNACK and KZ
xbox one had what?
QTE the Game, Shitty zombie killing game

>I think I read somewhere that Nintendo is so conservative with their money, and have so much saved, that they could essentially tank for 10s of years without going bankrupt.
Yeah, you read it here from parroting Nin10downies such as yourself and you tell it to each other each and every day to reassure that everything will be ok no matter how many times Nintendo fucks up and fucks you over.

they literally announced and new SMT game for it

DIE NINTENDO DIE!
FOR THE PLAYERS!

Fucking savage. Fucking kill the Bitch now and bankrupt Shitendo.

Omfg Bitch is conna kill the fuckin company confirmed. Soooo doomed lol.

I wonder how much nintendobabs will meme it rofl have you even gotten close to a nintendobabs and sniff them lol fuckin Bo dude.

Not made be retro, weeb, weeb, weeb rehash, weeb, and weeb. Stupid shit suck.

Lol so fuckin true bro. They probably autistic screeching right now cuz of us.

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It's year isn't over until next March.

Cringe

Because it's the fucking oddball underpowered console AGAIN only this time they went full retard with unproven tech.

this but unironically

Wow

>Sup Forums gamers
>in depth theses and redpill discussion on how shit the true cancer in gaming, Shitendo
>shitendobabs
>fuckin 999999kg fatfuck who just uses weebshit reaction images

This. And they go bankrupt for it very soon.

True.

They have like what 1 trillion yen in the bank? You wish

>implying BOTW is good
>implying any very acclaimed games are good

>implying nintendo is a company who isn't guilty of paying for reviews for their anticipated games like everyone else

Oh no ACfag

Are you okay?

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Switchfags are quickly becoming the most cancerous community on Sup Forums.

Great thread.

you're not even aware that reaction image is from a ps4 game

Don't reply to me ever again

How long until nintendo only makes phone apps and pachinko machines?

>Switch doesn't have any gam-

>this year
>anything besides bing bing wahoo and maybe animeblade 2

>hurr when's a company that owns 3 theme parks gonna resort to pachinko?

This. And both thise games are shit and everyone can agree to that.

Also this. Seriously they claim so much that their shitform is a success when in reality it will be TorTanic 2.0 on steroids. The evidence is all there for it.

Is that Euroshit who falseflags as an idort posting itt?

>WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING GAMES FOR SWITCH
Because they would have to put effort and money into them and chances are nobody would buy them, just like that one SMTxFE game they made for the Wii U. They'll stick to 3DS and keep making low cost SMT for as long as it lives and use all that money to make Sony exclussives.

Nope, full blood murican here. The only euro shit here are the shitchfags.

Fucking cant wait for the new SMT game to be confirmed for Ps4.

>Nope, full blood murican here.
No you're not.

>dumb fat american
as to be expected, go get diabetes and shoot up a school or something

Probs not, sever case of the tisms, probably stuff lego up his ass.

They aren't dying
But they might as well be. Hell, they're basically undead.
They've become a shell of their former self.
>Used to be against nickle-and-dime dlc
>Used to be against mobile games
>Amiibo are fucking cancerous
>Underpowered hardware with shitty battery life
>Switch is a fucking Wii U port machine
>Breath of the Wild fell for the open world meme and was shit
>Wii-tier shovel ware
>Nostalgia pandering with NES and SNES mini rom machines
>Tried to win E3 with a fucking logo for a game. Worst part is some people actually think that was okay
The ONLY thing Nintendo has going for them right now is Monolith Soft.
What a terrible company. Wish SEGA was still in the console market.

how butthurt do you have to be to shitpost about a company you don't like daily?

False Flag

So much this. But of course it's okay when nintendo does it so all these blunders get to slide. As a former fan they havent made a single good game since Galaxy holy shit.

Why do Bitchfags have to shill their console daily?

>former fan
HAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHHAHAA

(You)

>Another false flagging Sonyqueer

So, pedophiles lie when they're scared, this isn't new.

>asks for reason
>NUH-UH YOU'RE JUST A BITCHFAG
>bumping this obvious bait thread
so you're not gonna explain yourself then?

>that guy has a qt gf
It's not fair why do I have to be an autist

Namtenda has been steadily bleeding out since the 64. The 64 was shit compared to the play station. Cartridges? lmfaoo.
>If you play primarily Nintendo games passed the age of 15 you're a bitch and probably a virgin or gay.

cartridges are faster and lowered the manufacturing cost of the console