Why are elves such a hated race?

Why are elves such a hated race?

Why'd Japan decide to ruin elves?

Propaganda spread by human women because they can't compete.

Light hair + dark skin > light hair + light skin > dark hair + light skin > dark hair + dark skin elves

They're typically portrayed as overly narcissistic and at times seem to be unable to let go of the past and recognize that the world is changing. If they were a big deal in the past then you can be sure as shit that they're going to lord that over you even if you or even your people can currently steamroll them in a conflict.

They take the worst of our personalities and enhance them.

They're too scrawny

/tg/ started a "elves are shit" meme and it caught fire. That's pretty much the reason.

jealousy

A tiny, tiny minority of autists on a site that is well past its prime are buttblasted about a fictional race of eternally young good-looking people.

I'm pretty sure it goes back to basic D&D and how superior fighter/mage hybrids they were, user. It just escalated from there.

>hated
Since when? They're the Asians of fantasy races.

Dark skin elves= busted nut

They're metaphorically representative of the historical nobility, who the working class have an inherent disdain for despite their romanticization.

Pelinal got mad he couldn't fuck one

This. Elves are just the most insufferable points of human pride x5.

I want to _______ black elves

>expecting Sup Forums to play roleplaying games

nigga...

Fantastic tastes.

tree hugging cucks

Around rabbits, don't hesitate to stab it!

Why do elven women love human men so much?

That was a good fap but the other one with the demon girl is god tier.

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They look disgusting. Tall and thin. They live in trees, they probably have bugs living in their unwashed mops they call hair, and their pubes.

Humans have the superior dick unlike Elven men

That and Complete Book of Eves happened ages ago and were drowned out by one edition where elves were pointless and then another where they were the worst core race by far. This shitmongery is more recent, I'd say largely inspired by Dwarf Fortress, Gimli being an uncouth retard comic relief in LotR films and Pelinal genocide fantasies all resonating together to create the most toxic fantasy subfandom known to Man.

They're usually depicted as stuck up. If a hot brown elf chick was sweet kind and loving, nobody would care she was an elf.

Source/context to pic pls

autistic alt-right idiots pushing their shit into fantasy

Fuck off.

because they refuse to sit on my face

im kind of self conscious about my dick

the skin tone is darker than my hands

Jealous human women

>having taste this shit
Black Hair + White Skin > Every other Hair Color + Skin Color Combination
If you think otherwise you have objectively shit taste.

their ears are usually too small.

the bigger the ear, the better the elf.

Spoonfeed me, faggot.

I want to fuck every girl in that manga

Fuck you

it's a drawthread request

Is that from that 1 T H I C C series by Methonium?

>immortal, they saw how the world was like in the time before man
>conservative
>more powerful elder magicks
>long-term thinkers
>no ugly or overweight elves
It's just envy since they're so much better than us.

Elves are sick degenerate filth.

>hated
no race would be used for breeding more than elves

MORE ORC WOMEN

>no ugly or overweight elves
All the uggos eventually hang themselves and all the fatsos die from heart attack before they reach 70, so basically all elves you ever see are the pretty cardio bunnies who eat boiled chicken whites and activated almonds.

Catboys.

>implying elven men dont like human males as well

By who? Your mother?

i want ffxiv to go and take all your trannys with you

How can immortals die of a heart attack?

>being so buttblasted over having inferior genes they have to make shit up
silly humans.

Attack them in the heart.
:^)

Really ungas my bungas

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I'll fucking wreck you, m8

>live forever
>don't use this time to develop greater architecture, civilization, or literally anything besides muh forest, muh race
>fancy yourselves lords of the planet with insufferable arrogance despite humans achieving 10x in 1/10th the lifespan
>angst eternal about the world changing and leaving you behind despite actively resisting change
>will actively attempt to get in the way of progress and development just so they can sit in their retard forest sandboxes and pretend they're still on top
Because elves are garbage. Can you imagine if humans lived a thousand years? All the legends of modern science and the enlightenment would still be in their primes, alive, today. I guess the only disadvantage would be that retarded dogmas wouldnt die out as easily, and maybe that's why elves are eternal shitters.

There is no media where elves aren't useless fucks that should be removed.

Not if I give you a heart attack first.
With this dick

i like where this is going

why are those elfs so mean?

because "human what has pointy ears" isn't very interesting

Are Newman considered Elves? I love them so much!

>such shitty taste shouldn't be allowed

red hair + fair skin > blonde hair + tanned skin > dark hair + fair skin > dark hair + tanned skin > blonde hair + light skin > red hair + tanned skin > light hair + dark skin > dark hair + dark skin

Humans advance quickly BECAUSE they feel the need to do something meaningful before they die. It's the fear of death that allows man to strive for greater heights. The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, user. Unfortunately, it also makes humans short-sighted by nature since things that occur long after their deaths are not usually considered. This leads to unsustainable methods of living and doing business because you don't have to live in whatever fucked up society you're eventually making.

Unless you think a benevolent king dying randomly from some bullshit one day and his son taking the throne, doing a complete 180 and fucking it all up, is a better gamble than a much slower, steady method of living

I'm aware of the concepts behind it, and I'm also aware that those tropes are usually used to explain why elves are trash tier animals.

>Implying elven societies are always stable and death doesn't happen
>Implying worshipping stability over adapting wont result in stagnation and death anyways
Human societies might go 180, but at the end of it, there'll be humans. Elves would sooner starve to death than deal with the fact that their ways don't work.

This guy's right you know

>Humans advance quickly
Most of history disagrees with you. We're living in an extremely atypical period of human history that's lasted about 200 years.

Plus that fear of death shit is nonsense. Most of our advancement has been through the steady accumulation of experience through the scientific method. Occasional breakthroughs from individuals happen, but they are built on the work of countless others.

black hair + fair skin > largest power gap known to the collective mind of elves and mankind > red hair + fair skin > blonde hair + tanned skin > dark hair + fair skin > dark hair + tanned skin > blonde hair + light skin > red hair + tanned skin > light hair + dark skin > dark hair + dark skin

Catboys.

>falling for the "superior elven genes" elf
oy vey

I'm not foot-man but those toes ain't got no business being that enticing.

more like canadians

Fantasy setting where the high elves are pike 'n' shot elves and the humans are in the age of classical antiquity when?

dark elves are black people, get over it already you fucking spergs

Were talking about a fantasy land with immortal elves in it user.

There will be humans at the end because they breed and adapt like animals. Vermin can survive nuclear hell by breeding and feeding on scraps and yet humans look down on them for leading dirty, fleeting, seemingly pointless lives. Man or cockroach, it's all just really a manner of perspective.

>luscious leg
>supple breasts
>gorgeous white hair
>all you can focus on is the feet.
Find Jesus, nigger.

>Dwarves are always the underpowered race in every game

Volumes of the mind, not perversions of the feet

Even in those, it's vanishingly rare that humans advance quickly. A huge number of fantasy stories have humans living in a medieval-tech equivalent for thousands of years. Our dark ages weren't that bad, and that's ignoring the flowering of china and the middle east at the time.

Because Sup Forums prefers the midget bearded jews.

Vermin will always be vermin, but human societies can take a thousand shapes to adapt to situations. Elves will always be elves. Why change when you think you're perfect?

MY DICK LOVES FEM ELVES!!!!!

For example?

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Four did nothing wrong.

I wanna lick an elf's ears!

drow master race

But they don't.

Sauce?

But she did, she didn't score and had a smelly pussy.

Goyim I gotta tell you some thing.
Goblin master race

Because they're hippy vampires.

Instead of being smug superior emo assholes, they're smug superior tree-fucking assholes.

what about gray skin Drow?

I just fucking finished fapping.

Christ.

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>ruin

Becasue you post anime elves, that are complete shit tier "elves".

>Good elf porn is always ruined by inflation or guro or futa shit
Remove these fetishes.

I hate elves but I love skin like that
Sure, they're good

But guro is the best fetish
Don't you like blood and gore while fucking.

>draw preggo belly
>"this isn't a pregnancy, it's inflation you see!"

Why do the fucking nips do this