Why does Bowser kidnap Peach?
Why does Bowser kidnap Peach?
Samuel Gutierrez
Mason Wright
He likes Peach.
Nolan Ramirez
To make Mario come get her because he has a crush on him in truth
Landon Fisher
>Hairy Ape
He's a lizard though?
Dominic Hughes
>When Senpai never notices you, so you have to steal his bitch.
Dominic Collins
Because she's a princess, a political figure within the hierarchy of the monarchy. By capturing her, Bowser plans to destabilize the Mushroom Kingdom's system of government, which allows him to occupy all of the Mushroom Kingdoms strongholds in exchange for her safe return.
Bowser is just making smart, political power plays
Benjamin White
What are the cost benefits that Mario gains by risking his life to save the princess?
Samuel Baker
a cake
Jackson Sanders
Cake
Sebastian Wilson
The princess has the most cost effective bodyguard ever.
Josiah Jenkins
>getting dominated by bowser
god i wish that were me
Oliver Thomas
>Peach gets kidnapped the whole time
>Mario is fat
I see a correlation there. Mario should just transition to maria and leave peach.
Grayson Ortiz
She loves his big Koopa
Eli Morris
His cake addiction is too far gone to stop now.
Joseph Jones
>Reptile
>hairy
>Ape
>Bowser isn't Donkey Kong
Why is Doxy shit?
David Lewis
>Choking
I don't get this meme fetish.
Gavin Lopez
Women like being dominated. Also apparently it causes your orgasm to go nuts if you're deprived of oxygen.
Oliver Wilson
Fucking normalfag, get out.
Jason Anderson
>fat
He has a gut but the man is a fucking athlete. Anything that can lift bowser around, let alone anyONE, deserves some damn respect
Kevin Allen
doxy got worse wit time
Jonathan Sullivan
dominance
Kayden Young
Wasn't so he can gave Bowser junior a mother?
Matthew Anderson
Dragons in fairy tales are an allegory to mongols