HEY BRO, WHAT GAMES D'YOU PLAY?

>HEY BRO, WHAT GAMES D'YOU PLAY?

How do you respond?

Pro Tip: If you give him the wrong answer, him and his chad friends will beat you up. If he likes your taste in games, he'll let you sit with the cool kids.

Neptunia

fifa and nba2k

Skyrim

>If he likes your taste in games, he'll let you sit with the cool kids
What if I don't want to do than and neither being beaten up?

my daddy physiotherapist and I talk about pubg all the time

I play monster hunter, you've probably never heard of it as it is a niche franchise aimed at more experienced players like myself.

hey bro can you fuck off

>If you give him the wrong answer, him and his chad friends will beat you up.
Please beat me up, I want to feel your huge muscles beating the shit out of me.

Invite Chad to the local Madden Mondays run at the fitness center

So it's a lose/lose situation?

I play 4x, RPGs, turn based strategy and roguelikes.

i play games sometimes bro,i'm training to join the marines.

playerunknown battleground

M-madden...I swear..i..i play it all the time

>Video games are for fuckin nerds!
>Let's hit the GNC and get some protein shakes!

Farmville

pls beat me up chad

Just say EDF and bro it up with him.

Visual Novels

The one advantage of being the largest dude in class was that I never had to deal with any of this shit, and the only time I had to ascertain my dominance I got a lucky punch and sent the guy tripping down the stairs.

It all went to shit when I fell through a fucking manhole on a school trip. There was no recovering from that

overwatch

:^)

>tfw chad and really into fucking jrpgs

Nobody must know my secret

My fav is the EDF series tho

Jokes on you, Chad only plays farmville.

>tribal tattoos and bleached hair
fucking gross. What a try hard.

gears of wars bruh
protip: almost every dudebro I've meet in my life loves the story of gears and praises the first two games.

let me guess,you can't walk anymore.

Which answer lets me suck his dick

Say I don't play games. Lecture him on ludo and on what counts as ludo and what doesn't.

Injustice 2, you like Superman right bro?

I don't play videogames, they are only for vigins and losers

YOU FAGGOTS GET TO SIT WITH US. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU NERDS...

I only play Fifa, Madden, and Call of Duty.

Arcade stuff.
Only kids play on consoles at home.

Fuckin CAWADOODY BROHAM

Even if he doesn't like my answer I have established myself as an equal, crisis averted and I can go back to being a neet rust solo player shitting on zerg kiddies.

>Chad considers me a bro even though we barely talk
I-is he planning something?

No I got my leg caut in the ladder during my fall and broke alot of bones in my leg and ended up with internal severed tendons and bleeding in my leg so it had to be removed entirely.

>implying i was a weeb
>implying i wasn't considered the coolest burn out in school..
>but secretly was a weeb and not a burn out.

yes

COME JOIN US BROS

gotta admit,chads are bro tier as long they don't talk about synthol and stacey last botox.

He probably watched too much karate kid and want you to be his Daniel San of sorts.

oh dude how you get that so early bro that come to ps4 next year ay

I can walk just fine, my left arm took the worse part. But you don't recover from being the dude who fell through a manhole

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No? Most Chads are actually incredible people. Very open, very fun. You don't become one of the most popular people at school by bullying half the population, you do it by making friends and not stepping on anyone's toes. The fact a Chad might bully you suggests you're kind of an asshole, actually.

I'm gonna fall thru your manhole bitchboy.

>just the first two
What was wrong with 3? Why did Dudley Bros dislike it?

>Implying Chad would ever speak to me
>Implying I would reply if he did

nigga wat the fuck are you saying

Wrong answer, prepare for a dicking.

What if he doesn't want to sit with the cool kids or be beat up? It's not hard to deduce his meaning user.

why not? Something like that can happen to anyone

Injustice 2, the one you introduced me to.

*teleports behind him*
"Psshh, I don't have time for children's games"
*whips hair back goes to work*

well..

b-but the hollywood movies written by bitter nerdy jews said Chad was a bad guy

I play with ur mom

uh... m-metal gear, it's like a stealth game where you sneak around and stuff.

B-but mostly I play going to the bar to have sex with hot women!! Right f-fellas?

Hmm, well *tips fedora* since you ask, my taste can be described as somewhat eclectic. As avid fan of Japanese animation, I tend to favor games that incorporate this distinctive art style. As an enlightened gentlemen, I seek games that can challenge my mind: anything developed by Atlus usually fits the bill. Let's just say, as a professional gamer, I don't just 'play' games; I experience everything they have to offer. I live the game, as it were. So to answer your question, Chad, non-English-dubbed Japanese Role-Playing games is my favored form of gaming art.

Battlefield.

Joke's on him, I'm talking about 2142.

>this guy forgot to burn out in school
Come on bro. Thats how you become a real worker in the workforce.

give them a mainstream answer like Battlefield and then something unknown to start a conversation

>Chad asks me about video games
>have to lower my power level for him to understand

>non-English-dubbed Japanese Role-Playing games is my favored form of gaming art
>anything developed by Atlus usually fits the bill
hol up

this tbqh famalams. Chads are uber cool to hang out with, not even I can hate him even while he's cucking me by getting a blowjob from my crush right in front of me.

it's perfect.
that's exactly how i see smug anime posters and atlus babies.

dominic's death

I don't play videogames, I post on Sup Forums

FPBP

Brah, I own PS4 bro, that means I only play manly games like Yakuza 0 and Fifa

Go gather your bros and come to my place to play fifa and drink votka, after that we'll go to the club and fuck some whores bro

Get lost.

You know, leatest pes and fifa and forza Motorsport

Skipped halo 5 because no co op campaign

Bloodborne

>tfw I actually felt bad with Dom's death
I felt bad about him having to kill his wife too and people meme all over that. Is it the same for his death in 3? Do people laugh at that as well?

Fuck off, dbshitter.

Does chad like zelda?

>chad on Sup Forums

He won't hate it but he won't like it either

>The most normie game I play
Uhh rocket league?

If he's gonna beat me up, he's gonna beat me up. Chads don't bother rationalizing their aggro. Anyway, I usually ate lunch in the courtyard with the Goths & band sluts.

VtM: Bloodlines

maybe ocarine of time due to the nostalgia.

Kick him in the dick, knee him in the face, PUT HIM IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH, BREAK HIS BACK, FUCK HIS ASS, MAKE HIM HAMBEL.

God, the 90s were one of the worst things for Normie-Chad relations.

>implying you could ever beat chad up
stop deluding yourself

>he didn't have a band full of chads like mine was

>Chad
>beating people up
Pick one. Every Chad I've ever known was chill af.

NBA 2k 16 bro

Btw fucking Keven Durant amirite bro

No matter how big, few people can deal with a broken nose.

He might be impressed if I say dark souls, since normies think it's super hard. Though he also might think I'm trying too hard to be cool.

This, I think the aggro Chad is a thing that was left in the 80's, the worst I've ever seen was just beligerant name calling and that ain't shit.

lol do you faggots think chads play FIFA?
Nah that shit is for fags.

With the nicest dick too, he let me study the dikku.

The same can be said for you mate, and he's almost certainly got a longer reach.

Assuming that user is telling the truth
Remember that kids can be cruel and make fun of someone even for the smallest shit. And if my experience is any indication then you don't really stop being a kid until you're like 19-20

The only people I remember as being overly aggressive and confrontational was the trashy types that bought Pick-up Trucks.

Seriously fuck those guys, every Pick-up I run into on the road are aggressive, speeding assholes.

As a former chad and a guy with lots of chad friends I'm calling bullshit on you, chads absolutely love sport games

Rome Total War

Its a 50/50 chance cus I know some normies that really dig Total War for some reason

why don't you just fuck me instead Chad

Ahhh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese.

>tfw all your high school buddies called you professor ps2 anytime you touched the sticks

i raped everyone at NCAA football and madden. couldn't be stopped. we pc fag now and don't even touch consoles

>tfw your high school basketball coach nicknamed you Edub

I am still called that to this day anytime I see someone from my hometown

>tfw you are 28, have a good job, have a good life and skipping your high school ten year reunion in two weeks

lol feels good. I don't want to see those fuckers.

btw player battlegrounds and dishonored 2 from the steam sale are what I'm playing. Btw I could kick chad's ass.

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