Find a flaw

Find a flaw

Avoid the giant turtle beast but JUMP INTO THIS AXE

Can't scroll back (fixed in the All Stars version I believe?)

This is a better game

annoying ass song that Nintendo keeps wanting me to listen to

Exactly. I can't imagine how confusing that was when it first came out to anyone who didn't thoroughly read the guide

Nigga you retarded. The turtle enemy shoot flames at you should obviously be avoided. The axe looks like a weapon you can pick up like a mushroom.

the maze castles

without the warps, my 5 year old self back in the day could never beat the game

Motherfucking koopa bros.
Literally random, superfast hammer spam.

>those blind jumps
No.

Yup the hammer Bros are the definition of fuck! Who knows where they'll jump which way they'll move and when they're throwing hammers. It's almost a guaranteed hit to this day if I ever come across them

>Timer operates on some nonexistent system of measurement

Fireball that bitch

It's only 5 minutes long.

>find a flaw
it ends

They fucked up and Bowser's fireballs are mirrored

That shadow is wrong.

What the fuck

Clouds are just white bushes

how

Shit plot

Mario's character is very complex.
You were just too young to understand it back then.

I'm curious what people actually thought of this back in the day. Like
>oh my fucking god i bought my son this new toy and he's playing as some middle aged guy who grabs mushrooms to grow bigger, then jumps on evil mushrooms to get a flower that changes the colors of his clothes and lets him throw fire to kill turtles, then goes in a cave system to grab money and then enters a castle filled with fire and shit to grab an axe and have an bigger, eviler turtle fall in and die to save mushroom people and a princess

>fixed in the All Stars version I believe
false. just tried it out

In my experience, it was amazing that video games were even possible.
>go to cousin's house
>oh shit, you can control little man on screen.
>asks if I want to play together or with myself.
>say with myself.
>she laughs at me
Bitch showed me her vagina a months later. Dumb roastie.

My nigga.

Never did find all those Yoshi Eggs though

just another fad. remember wii launch? basically like that. except not as mainstream. kind of lowkey actually. guess all the hype from the Atari days toned everything down.

Did you sex her?

Alot of levels int he second half are just levels from the first with more enemies.

>pick up one of the hammers to counter attack him
>die
fucking nobody told me about this why does everything make so little sense

No its not. Each pixel casts a black pixel one right four down.

Garbage physics.

Seriously this.
The All-Stars version fixed it somewhat with dings and buzzers that indicated whether you had taken the right or wrong path, but in the original NES version you could be running all day long without ever knowing you were shooting yourself in the foot.

Nintendo

I just got a pirate multicart that includes this game but hacked to run at double speed

If you didn't realize it was looping after the third or fourth time, you might be a little slow

He said flaw user.

I unironically thought it was a running contest and you just had to be fast enough. And I was playing the All-Stars version

>The axe looks like a weapon you can pick up like a mushroom.

Why was it an axe anyway?

So you could cut the piece of chain that holds the platform

Oh yeah Mario Maker makes that much clearer.

pic related

Good point

doesnt cook me breakfast

>console war wojak
Here is a pretty (you)
Just know you didn't earn it

...

>pickup flying hammer thrown at you
its not that hard

considering how Bowser has hammers on him at all times it makes sense that he'd have other weapons available as well

Isn't it on every tick operation? So literally the clock speed?

i hate how this picture ends right when Switch games end while Sony still have lots of em.

>ARMS
>Fast Racing
double kek

It's not as fun as 2, 3 and world.
The level design is boring, it's technically limited and having the same boss repeated is bad design.

The top is literally a pre-rendered trailer, what about Watch Dogs E3 which was an actual gameplay trailer which got downgraded?

>included multiplats for PS4
Hey I was trying to be nice.

They are literally perfect physics

>Axe
It's clearly a winch.

>tfw I can't even beat the game with warp pipes

Is this loss?