ITT: Villains that couldn't conquer their own backyard if they wanted to

ITT: Villains that couldn't conquer their own backyard if they wanted to

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What does the N stand for?

Naughty

Lore had it that it stand for NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRD!

Nigger

Nigga.

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filename newfag

Make a god damn Story time of that Kid's Pervy Playbox; NOW!

NiGHTS into Dreams

Is that cat next to Crash even in any game?

I think that's his OC.

No you do it

Nuggets

Someone have to do It.

Not Mario

Has this guy made any progress in his drawing skills at all? You'd think just drawing hundreds of pages of this shit would improve his skills just a little.

See for yourself: supersaiyancrash.deviantart.com/

This is so embarrassing

>Cortex hires Tiny to cut his lawn
>Crash Bandicoot shows up, beats up Tiny, and takes the lawnmower
>Uka Uka yells at Cortex

Poor doctor had a hard life.

Many can try, but none can compare to the master of autism.

I've been trying to find pic-related for years now, somebody help me

If you can't even get past the panda, then you don't deserve it.
exhentai.org/g/1073283/5b5834ce5f/

I think user was talking about the pic he just posted.

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/345823143/#345844640
I don't know why I'm giving you this since I like Mado, but here.

Found them ALL: warosu.org/jp/thread/15569851

Good god, why did I ask for this?

I am convinced Tails Gets Trolled began as a serious (from the perspective of the author) story but soon transformed into one of the most accurate and hilarious parodies I have ever seen.
>art has gotten decent
>there's an actual plot
>lazerbot can and will ruthlessly take the piss out of himself and seems to be aware of his own shitty writing
>oc's range from hilarious to genuinely badass
I honestly love this webcomic and hope lazerbot finishes it some day

youtube.com/watch?v=YtLcwR7qZ2E

>the fight between Demaro and his cyborg troll brother

The quality is too high for it to be not satirical, though. Unfortunately not real autism

Even from the beginning

You'll never beat me krabs, I went to college!

Nwoahigger

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>Coyote vs. Demaro is just an extended shitfest with best Coyote utterly shitting on Demaro the whole fight
What a legend

My P-96 space modulator

Is Lazerbot still taking a homeless hiatus?

It's actually kinda funny how it's Demaro who's growing stronger fighting stronger foes and it's Coyote who's the incredibly powerful necro-puppetmaster. Normally it's the other way around, so it's an interesting contrast.

And for as strong as Coyote is, you know he's gonna get his shit kicked in by Cheeto Man.

It's a symbol for where he comes from.

He conquered the Wumpa Islands at least.

>went to college
>owns a failed restaurant, hasn't accomplished any of his goals in the 20+ years he's been Krabs' rival
>Krabs most likely never went to college due to being too much of a jew to pay for it
>owns the most successful restaurant in Bikini Bottom, has accumulated a large fortune, and has one of the most loyal and skilled frycooks under his employment

>literally feeds his customers dead people

Bowser?

Until his house burned to the ground.

Nagger

have we ever had a crash retold story time thread like TGT

Nintendo

Didn't Crash go Super Saiyan in one of the zombie-era games?

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All you had to say was "no" user

Neo

>that shitty furry OC
>Lucario with tits
>he was too lazy to draw Zelda, Peach, Krystal, Bowser and Mewtwo

Did you know that the M on mario's cap stands for Mein Kampf

in the past, yes. it was a hilarious time.

YOU RUINED IT YOU BASTARD

>has a dumb blonde for a daughter
>she doesnt give a shit about the family business
>his best employee is an autismo who breaks down whenever something doesnt go as scheduled

Krusty Krab is doomed on the long-term