ITT: ruin your favorite game

ITT: ruin your favorite game
>""realistic"" graphics
>metal soundtrack
>more guns than melee

So... Hotline Miami 2?

that would be a good game actually, just not hotline miami

Nice meme. HM2 > HM

HM2 is better in every aspect boyo

why is that?

>Make every character a gorgeous model.
>Turn the machines into generic demons.
>Make the setting generic medieval garbage.
>Remove all the ranged weapons and make shit melee oriented.

Harder Or should I say, actual difficulty.
Bigger levels
More levels
Better story
Better OST just out of the fact that it's just as good as HM's but has more songs.
Better characters
Cool as fuck Mechanics and Gimmicks (Pacifist Level, Sniper/Flamethrower, the Twins, the last level)
A fucking level editor that works great and it's easy to use

Honorable mention: The best pause menu in any video game ever made.

D-Dark Souls?

Slightly more guns yeah but are you retarded with the more realistic graphics and metal soundtrack parts?

>Medieval setting
>bad

Compared with Horizon's setting, yeah. Bad.

>male protagonist

>no mission builders
>menu theme plays through entire game and can't be turned off
>hitscan machine guns/cannons

>>""realistic"" graphics
they're just about the same
>>metal soundtrack
do you not know what metal is
>>more guns than melee
>implying and/or not playing Tony

every Call of Duty game
>America doesn't win

It gets the final fantasy treatment. With stupid characters, overly designed clothes, nonsensical story

She'd look better with six belts on each arm.

>Enemies sit around while you juggle their friends with your sword
>Insert a retarded "style" meter to make up for the lack of the AIs actual challenge
>Make the main character an annoying anime faggot
>Throw in shitty even worse discount Linkin Park in the background
Basically just make it Devil May Cry

I mean that could be sequel bait

- random magic shit instead of alchemy, its lore, the elements, the bestiary and a world built around it
- music not from Motoi Sakuraba

Fuck, you stole what I was going to say. Only mine was going to be about DQVIII.

Let me add:
-The church is evil for no reason
-You're related to dragons for no reason
-There's nothing to find on the overworld
-Dungeons are just linear hallways
-The combat is action based like Ni no Kuni
-The music is done by Yuki Kajura
-Medea goes through with marrying Charlmes
-Dhoulmagus is the final boss and the game ends there

Okay, I gotta stop. I'm depressing myself.

good thing they are still fighting over the Nolf ip so they can't make an sjw sequel

>I never played past normal
>I never tried getting double S ranks
now excuse while I farm the respawning enemies to get Master Ninja ranking with no effort