Could they have designed a more obnoxious character...

Could they have designed a more obnoxious character? I want to hatefuck this semen demon then bash her head in with a shovel.

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I want to lick her armpits while she calls me a dirty perv

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who is this semon demon?

it's literally me

>Could they have designed a more obnoxious character?
*blocks your path*

Yes, yes they COULD design a more obnoxious character. Magilou just needs a good dicking.

>Normin purposefully make themselves as irritating as humanly possible to distract themselves from how incredibly ordinary and mundane they are

Fuck I couldn't stand Bienfu and his voice.

> Implying magilou didn't get that way because she was dicked too hard for a decade straight under melchior

If anyone needs a dicking to get their shit together and stop whining it's Velvet (followed by Eleanor). Actually, all artorius needed to do was get some guy to knock Velvet up before snuffing her brother, then she'd just be sad for a bit, but definitely not murderous and go all terrorist pedophile on us.

Instead you have artorius, who actually expects a simple country girl literally made for motherhood to be reasonable. This is some fedora tier levels of retardation

I love her. Bienfu sucks, though.

I want to start a high school band with her and let her be the quirky drummer.

And then we can move to the Japanese countryside and solve little mysteries involving ice cream.

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As for Velvet: I'd start a kingdom based on her as a busty "goddess" of a video game console. Then she can develop the ability to manipulate electromagnetism and tsundere.

Satomi Satou

Watashi Kininarimasu!

Don't ever use her name again in your posts.

Is this game worth getting on the ps3 or ps4?
I refuse to play a tales game on the pc

Why not? I only played the PC port, but it's all right.

>the pc
Go back

佐藤聡美

I was talking about Velvet.

Is it autism?

Bienfu was okay. he didn't really bother me that much, he did what he needed to do and be the obnoxious mascot character

You don't want me to use Velvet's name in my posts? Why not?

>Could they have designed a more obnoxious character?
It could have been based on you

Armpits

Perfection.

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I wish there were an in-game justification for using her villager outfit, it's my favorite. I used it during the "return" to her village at least.

「おいしくなれ、おいしくなれ、もえもえきゅ~ん」

F-L-A-T

why must artists put needless blur.

I want this edgelord to eat me

Chromatic abomination is much worse.

Don't even get me started on Chro-bo.

I want to hug Velvet until death.

his english dub voice sounds like its from an abridged parody

I wanna make her armpits smell like dick

I want to mating press her while she looks smug and digs her nails into my back and spurs me to fuck her harder.

its pathetic that this garbage game is still getting threads based on waifufaggotry alone. get some fucking taste dickslaves, theres plenty of actually good games you can jerk it to instead

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Shame the gameplay sucked.

Shota fag gtfo

I liked the gameplay :(

I don't give a shit about Laphi but 99% all rule 34 includes him. I wish there were some Eizen X Velvet, but no, it's all Laphi.

I honestly wish I could say the same. But the dungeons were so bland, the combat essentially turned into a button masher & spam soul break and the exploration was near nonexistent.

You got a base, but there were no mechanics for it like Suikoden. You got a ship, but no overworld to travel in or having ship battles.

I got a huge craving for playing this again: youtu.be/OMgNXrW7UQU?t=22s

I want to bury my face on her armpits and die.

Tell me about magilou, why does he wear the books?

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>have a pair of cool dudes like Eizen and Rokurou
>it's all about the shota

fujo taste
or maybe they just know to not stick it in the crazy

>no overworld to travel in
Well, all the different ports. The story frequently locked you out of many of them, though.

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Never did figure out how to unlock all those outfits. Just the small bits dropped by the cat boxes (ultimately pointless).

pretty sure the good ones were DLCs. the katz had sort of random silly things and the minigames had normin outfits. normin outfits for everyone.

jap women prefer /ss/ to the rough, manly yaoi that western girls like because jap women are used to weak willed men that they have to baby so they end up being pedophiles

>mfw magic bottles to leave a dungeon or warp to any port