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Stop shillong this game. It will come out in q week or so. Make threads then when we actually have something to discuss.

For anyone who's wondering what Grimoire is, it's an indie dungeon crawler 23 years in development, delayed countless times, dismissed as vaporware by many. The dev Clive Blakemore (who created the whole game with help from his son) is mentally-ill - he literally thinks he's a throwback to a mentally and morally superior race of neanderthals. It was meant to be finally released on Steam on the 7th, only for Clive to once again delay it for an unspecified amount of time, supposedly because he'd found a bug.

This is like the billionth thread about this shitty game within the last couple of days. By now everyone knows what this crap is all about.

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>Wife

Hello my name is The Cleve,
And I'm making a game,
It's not just a tease,
It wont be super lame!

I promised, A game, back in 93'
There's tons of, Screen Shots, That you can see!

I swear it's not a scam!
Get your wallets warm,
You've waited 20 years,
What's a few years more?

It's not coming out anytime soon and it is likely it will never come out.

Post yfw this game is going to be a burning trashheap

>not coming out

>It's going good. Eliminated swaths today, now having to pore through the notes of the last two weeks to find anything not checked off. I predict before we turn the end of this week you will be playing Grimoire or at least the new version will be sitting waiting for Valve's approval.

Nobody in this thread will be alive to see Grimoire 2

We will see grimoire release before Magic gets added into Dwarf Fortress. Mark my words.

Is this real???

He says just before not putting it out

>Keeps trying to shift the burden onto steam with "It will be there for Valve" constantly.

He's setting himself up to have an excuse when it fails. He's not even trying to be a success anymore.

Nah, I'd love it to be a burning trash heap, that would at least be an entertaining end to the saga. But if the bit of sape inside Cleve can ever push past his neanderthal perfectionism to release it you know the game will just be competent, if forgettable, dungeon crawler with some dated graphics and an unpolished UI.

I'd call that a dumpsterfire by Cleve's standards

in cleve's defense he did release a demo a couple of years ago(he was promising to release soon then too), that said it would not surprise me if he missed his next deadline and the one after that and the next one etc.

As if he would concede any flaws, no matter how glaring.

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>It will come out in q week or so

>store.steampowered.com/app/650670/Grimoire__Heralds_of_the_Winged_Exemplar/
youtube.com/watch?v=1zPCFwGAlk8

I don't think Cleve's intention is to steal money. Otherwise, he would have released the game in early-access. What do you think?

>the next one is full-voxels inspired by Cube World

he needs a game in the first place to do that

I don't understand why Steam hasn't done anything about this

They rarely let shit like this slide, the game should have been pulled by now

Will the Codex shill any piece of shit game as long as it looks like it was made in the 80s?

grimoire is never coming out

he will be back in 3 years to try to scam another 7 grand out of hapless limp dicks

there are people who come to Sup Forums less than weekly who shit up every fucking FOTM thread with "WHAT IS IT WHY ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT IT AND USING IN-JOKES WHAT THE FUCK IS A SAPE SOUNDS LIKE SOME Sup Forums SHIT I HATE ALL OF YOU BECAUSE I AM INCREDIBLY INSECURE OF WITNESSING PEOPLE ENJOY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING I AM NOT INVOLVED IN"

its so fucking annoying and happens all the time i would be far happier with a little summary every now and then to ward off those kinds of people

This is actually happening? Next thing you'll tell me Embers of Caerus is getting revived.

maybe because they've actually played the "full" version & know Clive will/is going to really release the full game

why else would they be silent & not do anything about him missing the deadline

I think it's just because Steam doesn't probably review anything during weekends. However the game has accumulated already lot of reports so it should be reasonable to expect something happening on Valve side this week. If not... then they don't really care about their customers and let anyone just scam and make false store pages promising whatever games. I hope in this case there will be a backlash of sorts.

Also tomorrow 12/07/2017 is the net neutrality protest. I don't know how that will affect steam.

imagine if valve had done something like this with hl3

someone would have bombed the hq

>Valve kick him out of Steam
>Now he has a new excuse to not release his game

>tfw your brillant vision of a penismonster and sphinctersaurus infested gay furry dungeon crawler was cancelled by a schemeing Neaderthal and you die of AIDS

best race

is that how steam works?

they said the same thing about the super-demo before it was released

Full story of Cleve and the cancelled Wizards project, scroll down the thread:
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The fuck?

Grimoire was literally made in the 90s
It's unrealeased vapourware that the madman neanderthal dev has revised and added to ever since

I actually kinda liked the 98's versions UI more

Reminder that Cleve is /ourguy/

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Why isnt the game out already? Its been days.

>wrong at biological level
>a horrible childless death
>neckbeard

Is he talking about himself?

>Clive
fuck OFF it's CLEVE as in CLEVELAND if you're going to be "the big explanation meme man" as least spell the fucking information right you idiotic sape

>It is also called "The Heroic Era" for a reason
what is

t. sape

6.5/10

Any updates posted anywhere?

it's only been three days user & the least post said it (should) be out by this week so friday at the least

It's actually Calvin Barkmore.

You are a fucking homo sapien Jesus Christ. The neanderthals are extinct you moron

t. puny-brained sape

>friday

>sape

>sapes

when will they learn

We raped you all and killed you after taking your cold resistance genes. Sapes won get over it. The last neanderthals killed each other hiding in caves.

say that again when I'm standing in front of you with 6.5 feet and 300 lb pure muscle, a bone structure rivalling iron in density and a brain pushing 1600 CC capacity. I'll crush your tiny brain like my ancestors crushed mammoths, you insignificant, moronic sape.

just starting the demo any tips for fighting the plants?

You lost. You are extinct. That's how bad you lost. Just like all the other dumb races

Cleve and Varg will team up to bring the Myfarog RPG to the PC in the most concentrated blast of European Neanderthality this side of the Holocene epoch

>missing the joke this hard

Holy fuck

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you think that's messed up you should see the inventory screen,you'd think Cleve would have has unique character art for each race but instead it's just a generic human that's pink

This guy lower than derek smart

how is this possible?

Wrong.
>Neanderthal-derived DNA accounts for an estimated 1–4% of the Eurasian genome, but it is significantly absent or uncommon in the genome of most Sub-Saharan African people.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaic_human_admixture_with_modern_humans
We share 96% of our genome with Chimapnzees, so being 4% Thal and having 96% in common with Chimps & Sapes = You are a Thal.

IT IS OUT!!!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/650670/Grimoire__Heralds_of_the_Winged_Exemplar/

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user..plz

it's up for me. You have to be browsing on neanderthal steam, sapecucks need not apply.

This guy sounds a lot like Terry Davis here

What the fuck was he doing for so long

>Believes neanderthals are superior to sapiens
>Still believes in religion sapiens created that even explicitly states only humans have souls ( read: neanderthals aren't people )
What did he mean by this?

i agree, perhaps you could put it in a pastebin and then copy-paste it into every OP. then you could finally fuck off to /vg/ with the rest of the unfunny fucking degenerates, where this humorless garbage belongs.

I don't play many PC games but I'm not sure if even modding the fix's like that pic would be something a person with too much freetime would invest in for so little return

Can we talk about similar games that actually exist like Might and Magic and Wizardry?
Did you start (re)playing one of them after you got blue balled yet again by Grimoire?

does he ever say anything about CIA niggers?

Is vantage master a dungeon crawler?

I don't understand the point of the body model

If you go and look at his posts on RPG Codex from 20 years ago he says that exact same shit.

Visit Cleve's blog for the full thalpill. Neanderthals are the real Adamic race.

it's to show your armor value isn't it?

wizardry 8 had something like it

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS GAME STILL NOT UP

IT'S BEEN 40 YEARS

How the fuck is Bridgette B still doing porn that bitch is older than this game

Nina Hartley is older than your mom and is still doing porn.

Also, I'm about to play Wizardry 8, because I am nothing but a simple sape.

t. sape

I WANT TO BECLEVE

anyone solve this puzzle yet?

Is that past the skinkasaur? I haven't managed to beat that guy yet.

You have to give yourself surprise buttsex

yeah I found he's actually really weak against fire so having a spell or scroll help whittle him down works wonders

plastics don't age, user

Protip: Cleve is testing us to see if we are worthy of his golden baby. He made Grimoire to prove a point to himself as a coder: that he could code a game as well as Sir-Tech. SeeSatisfied with himself, he is unsure whether he wants to release his creation to an unworthy world. He's already proven the point to himself, what do the views of others, lesser beings, "Sapes," matter?
Release is made less likely because Cleve is blackpilled on the world and views others as degenerate, evil, and unworthy, lesser beings; Sapes.
Each time he teases a release he gauges our responses, weighing us up to see if we are worthy of his creation. Each time so far, he has found us wanting.
Cleve will only release Grimoire if we prove ourselves worthy of his baby, if we prove ourselves as Neaderthals, if we can show to Cleve that he would accept us once and for all in his Neander-tribe with custody of his golden baby: Grimoire.

bumping for interest

Early access would mean there was a game to begin with. That game doesn't exist.

i like this portaits much more