Why are people praising this game to high heaven...

Why are people praising this game to high heaven? The jumping and landing mechanics are a spotty unintuitive piece of shit. Im at the native fortress and keep slipping on the metal jump boxes with the slightest bit of adjustment when trying to jump to the next one. Ill try and use the analog stick but I dont remember the old crash games being this clumsy. I feel like I got fucking memed.

Inb4 get gud, hurrr durr go fuck yourself you millenial faggot.

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>hurrr durr go fuck yourself you millenial faggot

Get good

get gud, hurrr durr go fuck yourself you millenial faggot.

Hitboxes of crash feet are diferent in the remake. But you have to suck really bad to not be able to adjust to it since the game gives you a fixed perspective.

get gud, hurrr durr go fuck yourself you millenial faggot.

get gud, hurrr durr go fuck yourself you millenial faggot.

get gud, hurrr durr go fuck yourself you millenial faggot.

Nice thread OP.

Worth $6? Just got it from Amazon for a Prime day fuck up

Muh nustalgeeah + muh purdy graffix

get gud, hurrr durr go fuck yourself you Gen Z faggot.

Without a doubt
get gud, hurrr durr go fuck yourself you millenial faggot

get gud, hurrr durr go fuck yourself you millenial faggot.

Man I sure do like video games, what kind of video games do you like user's?

get gud, hurrr durr go fuck yourself you millenial faggot.

herf derf get off mai vidyr millenial faggot

I would tell you to git gudd
But you probably have arthritis so this wouldn't make any sense.

"Unintuitive" is a codeword for "waahhhhh the game doesn't play itself waahhhh"

The jump animation in this one is slightly faster than the original for some reason so it can make those already tight jumps really tight at times, but it isn't as bad as people make it out to be. Become adequate

get gud, hurrr durr go fuck yourself you millenial faggot

get gud, hurrr durr go fuck yourself you millenial faggot.

Already being mad at something and coming here to complain about that same thing which most of Sup Forums loves wasn't the way to stop being mad. Have a drink, my friend.

the game is broken right now, it has known collision issues

So fucking reddit in this thread right now. Is this where are the upboat slug rejects conhregate?

Don't forget it's glitchy
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No, its codeword for "when I make the slightest adjustment like on a game such as super mario bros, the character moves every so slightly in that direction", retard.

Do all the furfags have a moral obligation to vehemetly defend this game or something?

gIT gUD, hURR dURR gO FUCK yOURSELF yOU mILLENIAL fAGGOT.

>the game is broken right now,

the game isnt broken faggot, you have to adjust to the hitbox, for fucksake

same goes for Crash there buddy

Im taking this piece of shit back and getting wipeout omega collection. Adjust the hitbox, no thats the developers job.

>30 fps platformer

what the actual fuck.

Wouldn't be so bad if the first ads didn't show 60fps gameplay

get gud, hurrr durr go fuck yourself you millenial faggot.

>Holy shit i suck at this game. Why do people say its good?

get gud, hurrr durr go fuck yourself you millenial faggot.

Native Fortress is easy as taking a shit. Checkpoint on every other platform, and 10 extra life pickups on one level. Cmon user, get gud, hurrr durr go fuck yourself you millenial faggot.