Christ

christ...
fucking hell.

wow dark souls pizza

kek

What toppings are the dark souls of pizza? I'd say olives

buffalo chicken

anchovies and beef

tough but fair

pineapple

But dark souls is good

Fuck now I'm getting vietnam flashbacks to that pizza.

this "pineapple on pizza is bad" meme has to end

fucking normie plebs who never had hawaiian pizza

Pineapple is goat, especially with brie/Camembert cheese chunks on top

>order one game
>get three [3 (not 1)] instead

It is bad, the acidity is unwelcome compared to the acidity you would get from just having tomatoes. Warm pineapple has no place on a pizza. It does not add anything. It is a cancer.

This

>gf thinks pineapple on pizza is gross
>order all our pizzas with extra pineapple
>laugh at her as she picks off every piece every single time for every single slice
what a idot

Pineapple on pizza IS normie, user.

>mixing salty food with sweet food
Absolutely haram.

>Pineapple is too acidic to be on pizza
The fuck kind of reasoning is that? You're not just adding a scientific veneer to your personal taste for legitimacy's sake are you user?

my god,
unbelievable...

Some of the best mixtures are sweet and savoury, you turbo pleb.

The two times I've had pineapple on pizza I couldn't even taste it. I don't really see the point

You cannot name 3.

I like pineapple on a supreme pizza where it is scarce but complements the sauce with a sweetness.

>hes never tried chocolate covered pretzels OR hawaiian pizza

point proven fagola-chan

how can you BE this fucken PLEBIAN

crappy fruit is known to hardly taste like anything.

>This game features co-op?
>Yes, chef, 4-player split screen co-op
>Fucking christ...

>subjecting your gf to embarrassment in public just because she can't eat what you eat
>making her eat a pizza with gross fruit juice all over it
>calling her an idiot
you don't deserve her

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What's it like being such a fucking simpleton?

It's not even bad, it's just nothing special whatsoever. You barely even taste it, it adds almost nothing to the flavor of the pie.

Just. Awful.

So it's garbage? Got it.

Orange chicken, sweet and sour chicken, baby back ribs often use sweet bbq sauce. Three (3)

This is only true with Frozen pizzas though. Every time I make it or have it delivered fresh fruit is used and it adds some sweetness to the pizza.

honestly
the first two can be cooked with the juice alone
I don't care about having chunks of fruit in it

That's mean, user. She prob hates you.

>disgusting shit that people claim tastes good because it's different from the norm
Yeah this guy gets it.

>tfw I love Crash Bandicoot and pineapple & ham hawaiian pizza

so?

I was more just listing dishes that are sweet and savory. I don't care much for the oranges in orange chicken, although the fruit in sweet and sour chicken is pretty good a lot of times.

my nigga

I think it tastes good because sweet and savory go together.

>see this meme
>think its pretty funny
>praying and hoping OP didnt jack it from reddit or facebook
i hate the future

There was absolutely nothing wrong with that 'za

It's just OP. He made one with Horizon and normalshits unironically think that leftist trash is good.

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>oh my god, it's so tender

Make a Zelda one with the bread pudding.

Hawaiian with jalapeno is GOD TIER

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>so full of flavor
>the meat almost melts in your mouth

I tried pinapple on pizza for the first time a couple weeks ago and I actually liked it

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BLOODY ELL DATS TENDAH

at least pineapple is better than some of the monstrosities of a pizza i have seen my room mates order

>ranch sauce
>tomatoes, extra fucking cold
>olives
>shrooms
>stuffed crust thats crammed with random veggie shit

isn't even a pizza at this point. fucking disgusting.

Ever have keto pizza?
It's chewy and tasty.

fuck you, mushrooms are literally the best topping

>>stuffed crust thats crammed with random veggie shit
yeah but pepperjack style stuffed crust in amazing

you're the guy who buys pizza for the whole party, gets everyone hyped up for some bomb ass pizza and then gets the shit beaten out of because you bought nothing but disgusting lies.

why the fuck is this sauce full of quips?

Chef, the original sauce had no identity and I had to improvise.

Kipper's, Mushroom, deepdish pizza

But chef he was drunk

>shrooms
Mushrooms are god-tier food.

top taste user

Worst pizza I've ever made for a customer was some veg pizza without cheese. Tomato sauce, tomatoes, onion and arugula.

What kind of parties are you going to where people beat the shit out of each other over a pizza?

The hell is arugula?

did you frown the entire time you made it?

Also known as rucola.

can they recover ?

If you like this shit on your pizza you're a total faggot

Delicious leafy green plant. Probably not something I'd put on a pizza.

His food making videos are comfy

What's it taste like?
My entire knowledge of greens is love for lettuce and good old chive.

Ghost pepper tomato sauce but the highest quality cheese youve ever tasted.

LOL

>caring this much one way or the other about mushrooms
They literally just taste like whatever you cook them with. They're filler. Mushrooms should never be a deal-breaker.

i don't like cheese on my pizza neither what shop do you work for

banana peppers are better

Same, made it a few times actually and each time I never understood why those customers are even ordering pizza if they're lactose intolerant.

Waiter, what platform was this made for?
>uhhh PS1...I think
PS1? ...right?
>Yes chef...
Good grief, take this back to the developer and ask him to play it

t. American talking about pizza as if he has any authority on it.

you overestimate the value of cheese on a pizza. you are like the faggots who cannot imagine pizza without pepperoni

obsessed

>somebody orders that shit and offers me it
>decline and say I would rather starve

I even live in hawaii, where that shit is rampant.

That pizza honestly looks so fuckin good

Eating my banana, curry and peanut pizza and laughing at you plebs that think pepperoni is the height of exotic pizza topping.

>you are like the faggots who cannot imagine pizza without pepperoni
But cheese pizza is completely fine and just as popular. What are you talking about?

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But pineapple on pizza is actually good

That's dessert, not pizza.

I remember when I was 8 and would only eat cheese pizza and drink non-carbonated drinks.

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Hey bro gonna eat me or wh-

>americans thinking they know shit about pizza

Already eaten.
Thanks for burning my mouth.

People may argue about toppings, but what pizza is the best?
I'd put my money on Chicken and Spinach alfredo

It's bloody soggy
they make the portion big but you wouldn't even want eat half of it
honestly i cant even taste the gameplay since the graphics is so bland