Tfw Breath of the Wild will come out and everything will be alright in life

>tfw Breath of the Wild will come out and everything will be alright in life.

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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

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Why does degeneracy run rampant in the speedrunning community?

Why do white men do this? Have they given up?

>Never went back for his second consultation because he knew he'd be refused meds and forced to take psychiatric therapy
>Buys low dose meds on counterfeit sites that have no effect on his body
>Clinically depressed
>No fans
>No gibs
>Low Patreon
>No relevancy
>Clings to "muh transphobia" for his lack of relevancy despite being a tranny in a time when being a tranny is trendy
>Will probably die next year

What went right?

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Real answer? They run off mommy and daddy's trust fund money OR they live off Patreon money. Most of these people live in California, Washington state, New York, Washington DC. All coastal states away from the heartland of America.

And I live in a liberal state. But none of these Millennials have self-awareness or even a shred of critical thinking.

Because people who play games are people who are unathletic, don't have any talents, usually are an only child or solely lacking attention that their siblings get, and as a result, they turn to gaming. Gaming/Speedrunning attracts the beta male, social anxiety ridden community. It's a way for basic, boring people to feel special and talented. Sadly, people only realize once it's too late that their vestment of time in gaming/speedrunning is useless and won't transfer over into anything in real life.

Please trigger warning next time.

Don't you want to get the love, affection and affection you've been denied all your life? Don't you want to be lusted over and live an easier, happy life?

Is it just me or do white bois make the best traps

Cosmo ran a speedrunning website just fine, it wasn't until he lost all his records and was humiliated live by John Numbers that he melted down into self-hatred and delusion.

Mental issues

Check yourself shitlord, she has been talking about plans to upload her brain to the Internet and will live forever as a being beyond your puny mortal comprehension.

The best thing for Cosmo is to get out of the echo chamber that he's doing the right thing. There's something wrong with him beyond the whole "tranny" thing and he WILL probably die before his life turns around.

Are you from the past? Because if so, grab and gun and shoot yourself now because Breath of Shit is utter garbage.

Where were all these degenerate sissies when I was growing up, high school would have been a lot better railing ez boipucci.

Because gaming is only thing special snowflakes can master. While every person educates himself, learns something new and tries to improve his life or job, they play levels again and again because it's way easier to master than a degree or sports or arts yet still provides you some small feeling of success.

>upload brain

That isn't how anything works. To actually attain technological immortality you need to first decode the brain to a degree where you can interface technology directly with it, with the end-game being to allow the core consciousness to migrate to a functioning constant emulation of the brain.

It's at least 200 years away, barring serious innovations and discoveries and billions upon billions in funding.

can you post some cosmo lewds, im having a shitty day.

Wasn't it easier for his self confidence and wallet to just get braces and some sunlight instead of transitioning?

Shouldn't have he tried that before taking such a drastic and irreversible decision?

Somewhere I remember reading second-hand that his rabbit teeth were some sort of trademark for him and he didn't want to fix it.

>rabbit teeth

Somehow they remind me more of the Broken Draenei from Warcraft 3

>Clings to "muh transphobia" for his lack of relevancy despite being a tranny in a time when being a tranny is trendy
This probably the most damning. He's in a goddamn echo chamber telling him how brave he is but still blames his low popularity on trans issues. Maybe it's because you're a low energy runner you twat.

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Someone get that man a seat at GDQ

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I was thinking about going to his chat today and asking whatever happend to Cosmo? But I felt too bad for the creature.

holy kek

How did he fall so far from grace? He was my favorite speed runner.

I don't if it's because I liked him so much as a speedrunner or what, cause "she" is ugly as fuck but I kind of want to fuck "her".

dude was having issues before he went off the deep end

stopped running games for a long time before he changed his name

i guess he thought becoming a girl would fix all his problems somehow

dude should have probably spoken to a therapist, he still looks like he is doing badly

Wat

>Maybe it's because you're a low energy runner you twat.

He has said several times on stream with no irony that he thinks people should watch him even when he does nothing but stare at the camera because he's some kind of amazing god that we should stare at with awe. He's narcissistic af.

There weren't anti cis parents telling their kids it's okay to delude themselves then

I remember him getting thousands of viewers and now it's just a few hundred, I wonder if he regrets his actions yet, must have crossed his mind.

>tfw you had hoped that BOTW sparked something in Cosmo and made him snap out of his tranny phase and return to speedrunning 'normally'
>He just doubles down on the degeneracy as of late

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>irreversible decision?
are you saying his genitals are gone or is there something irreversible about taking hormones and growing your hair

i just miss the castlevania 64 runs

you transphobes need to shut up and go back to Sup Forums

here is a tranny BTFO'ing all of you how does that make you feel?

Whatever drugs he's been taking has made his mind go at the very least.