Anyone else played this yet?

Anyone else played this yet?
New SMB-like game from Edmund and his first non-Isaac game in what, 7 years
The torrent is up

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Steam update is fucked, won't let me play.

Playing it right now
The level design is pretty solid

It runs very slowly for me and I have a GTX 1060. None of the settings make the game run faster

Still waiting on that torrent.

Should I play this with my brand new mechanical Razer Blackwidow Chroma v2...

Or with a PS4 pad?

>The torrent is up
so post it, nigger

It's already up, search TPB, tick 'games' and select 'Uploaded'

I find the keyboard more precise for microadjustments

This took me too fuckin' long to beat, god damn.

>0 seeders, 0 leechers
Yeah no.

It's 244 MB you fucking retard.

Or do you mean you don't trust the source? It's dauphong man.

works fine for me

What the fuck happened to that cat breeding game he was making?

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>The End Is Nigh is a sprawling adventure platformer where the player takes control over Ash, one of few "things" that have "survived" the "end of the world".
>Follow Ash as he flops his way through a future of pain and suffering. Feel his stress levels rise as you throw him into an endless swarm of decaying, mutant animal-like creatures and help aid his final epic quest... to simply make a friend (out of pieces of people he finds along his journey).
>Oh, also you collect video game cartridges and tumors! if that does anything for ya
I'm good at the moment OP

It takes a while for the S/L info to update, there are actually plenty of seeders.

Oh shit are the chapters named after the stages of grief? That's kinda nifty

Haha what? Why?

You've never heard of Edmund McMillen before I guess? Tryhard edgy setting, super solid gameplay

His only game where the edge ended up overwhelming the good gameplay was updated Binding of Isaac

Yeah I've heard of him. Binding of Isaac started off really solid but the faggot went off the deep end and proved that he never knew what made his own games fun. I've no doubt this game would be meh at best.

these indie games with this art style are a diamond dozen nowadays

>BOI eventually turned to shit, therefore McMuffin's platformers must also be bad
you're comparing apples to oranges, user

at least pirate Gish or Super Meat Boy before you form an opinion

Remember when art style wasn't the first thing that Sup Forums talked about?

BoI is the outlier because for some reason he didn't expect people to enjoy BoI's extreme reliance on luck, so he forced in bullshit mechanics like punishing resets and health scaling bosses

Super Meat Boy, Time Fuck, Gish and the vast majority of all his other flash games are all excellent

I'm just guessing because of the screenshot he posted but it's a game about the apocalypse so it kinda makes sense

someone post screenshots of gameplay

Notice how everything you listed is a platformer besides Isaac

Really gets the noggin joggin

>Catastrovania
Is.. is that a mini Metrodivania about cats or something?

How is it edgy, it's a fucking gag or a parody if anything

Can't believe he just made super meat boy again

why would anyone bother

Doubt he's that smart, he types like a small child. Wouldn't surprise me to learn he didn't finish high school.

Rolling your eyes whilst shitting on a fetus does not make it less edgy. I don't mind because his games are good but it's the common reason why people shoot down his games

>why would anybody make a pseudo-sequel to a popular game that was released 7 years ago

But then we couldn't dismiss it outright with buzzwords.

>Rolling your eyes whilst shitting on a fetus does not make it less edgy.
Because you say so?

Anything can be exaggerated for comic effect. A pre-requisite for edginess is that the subject matter takes itself at least somewhat seriously.

Wait hold on wasn't Super Meat Boy Forever announced not too long ago or is that already out

Guess doing something mew was too hard.

That was announced forever ago. Not out yet.

SMB Forever was announced a good while ago. It's still not out. Hell, this wasn't even teased until recently compared to Meat Boy Forever.

Super Meat Boy Forever was announced a few years ago dude, it's still being worked on for sure, no idea if there's a release date yet though.

Where the fuck is the torrent, fag? Bamboozle is real.

Its a game about a naked kid who runs around crying so hard that his tears shoot out like bullets

its on this little-known site called The Pirate Bay

I think you need to access it through the deep web

so why is he bringing out super meatboy reskin edition

because its finished

did you really need to have that explained to you?

He said he was going back to it at the end of this year.

You can work on multiple games at a time, user.

>UGH FUCK ALL THOSE ISAAC REHASHES
>now THIS Gish clone is what I'm talking about!

>Gish clone
this game has no physics whatsoever, or mechanics associated with physics

gish came out 13 years ago, retard

One of the people ITT who pirated the game should seed it.

How the fuck do I go up there if these cunts are not standing still
They keep charging at me
I can't go that far up

You can 'ride' them by carefully moving forward and not touching jump.
I don't think that guy at the top left says anything useful so I skipped him.

Yeah I know that, that's how I got here
But this is too far away, I can't ride them for a long time because they start doing their own thing

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So it's super meat boy 2? Well I'm sold.

>torrent is up
buy the game you fags

Nah, I'll play it for free if it's all the same to you.

>i'll make a super meat boy 2
>but it will be slower
>movement will be more sluggish
>and each screen will have a floating platform of sorts
>you will have to wait on that platform to get into position after each death
>thus the pesky pacing that super meat boy was praised for is completely gone
>the result? well what can go wrong?

Even if it wasn't shit muscle memory "platformers" are the laziest thing after roguelites.

>waah its too different
>waah its too lazy and similar

Why are there so many poor people on this board?

I guess you're popular enough to maintain plausible deniability when viralling now

You're rich just pay for ads here. This is dishonest

you don't get rich by spending money when you don't have to

Cry me a river ya "rich" faggot.

Looks just like a slower meatboy. I like the music, but I was hoping for something a bit fresher since Isaac was a nice departure from the usual Edmund games.

>not supporting edmunds first non-isaac game/dlc in at least 7 years

>Giving edmund mcmillen money
I have the money, but I'll still pass.

idgaf about isaac or whatshisface

What leads you to believe that OP is McMuffin himself?

>mew-genics will never ever come out

Yeah. It and Ouroboros are the only games they're working on that I want.

>viralling
>while reminding to pirate instead of buy

After the disappointments that were Afterbirth and Afterbirth+ I'll wait this one out.

Hail the quad lord

Summed it up flawlessly.

>an expansion to a shitty rouguelite was bad
>therefore this platformer must also be bad

Sometimes I think Sup Forums just wants an excuse to be pissy

It's a bit different, the game is split into two styles across the story. First half has you collect tumors and other items to assemble a friend. Infinite lives and more exploratory. Second half starts when you go into the future after assembling the friend and then becomes more of a linear difficult precision platformer that has no collectables all the while using the number of tumors collected in the first half as lives. I'm liking the second half much more though.

>This developer has a shitty track record recently
>Therefore it's worth waiting for the dust to settle on their newest work
Yes, you do just want an excuse to be pissy, it seems.

Is the game good, or is this just name recognition?

It's exactly what it looks like. It's not bad, but it's nothing exciting.

it would take you 5 minutes to pirate it and find out for yourself

It would take you 5 seconds to give me your opinion on the game instead of trying to entice me into a criminal act.

In my opinion, no.
But you should decide for yourself like a sane human bean.

this

the prophet has spoken

youtube.com/watch?v=SsDxhd012cU
>VOICE OF THE STUPID BLOB THING BY RICH EVANS

ITS FULL OF AAAAAIIIIIDDDDDSSSSS

>game is fun but a bit same-y
>pick up a game cartridge
>excited to play a minigame
>it's the same gameplay, but with retro sounds
I guess you're in heaven if it's your cup of tea though

>criminal act
>thinking you're gonna get fined or caught for pirating it when they care about the people distributing/uploading it

Kek

Rich Evans appears in this game? fuck it I'm buying.

He voices the short intro cinematic.

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why release a "spiritual successor" to SMB when SMB: Forever is about to be released?

>autorunner

>platformer about taking advantage of ledges and hooks

They may be similar, but it's not like they're identical.

Anyone got past that? I can't seem to go back after hitting that thing to the far lest without dying.

saw a few gameplay videos, looks boring as fuck

why is this a gif?

It's fun. Bought it on a whim right before it released. Excellent level design, each screen more or less changes things up a bit.

Out of the 150 or so levels I have played so far, all of them were challenging yet fair. Difficulty curve is perfect. The only extremely difficult levels so far have been secrets and bonuses (and there's a lot of them).

Is it Binding of Isaac tier? Nah, but I enjoy it a lot more than I did Super Meat Boy.

Is the second half game over punishing ?

what the fuck happened to mewgenics?