Meanwhile, in Vault Sup Forums

Meanwhile, in Vault Sup Forums...

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I should have stayed outside and died with the nukes...

Where's the boi pucci at?

Where are the video games?! Vault tech said this vault would have video games!! RIOT!

Current status report since day 1

>a bunch of autists are forced to spend 12 hours a day in the communal areas
>only allowed in your private room for sleep

So when do we start eating each other?

I know theres still plent of food, but...

TUNNEL SNEKS RULE

>tfw fell for the vault meme
Yeah real safe they told me. Nah man the government is our friend! They would never do dumb experiments on us during a crisis they told me.

>Overseer is a fucking gook who can't speak a word of english

Imma pee all over the floor!

todd let me out i want to go home

I'll just join the normalfags group. I know not everyone here is an autist.

is it just me or are the lights a faint shade of yellow, along with the cabnets and everything else?

So who wants to get raped first?

Why is the overseer forcing us to play nothing but unfinished 2D platformers? Something's up.

sniffy sniff hmmm i think one of you might have a b.o. problem

I was made security chief of my vault and everyone was issued assault rifles "for safety" I'm not sure vault tec understands safety very well.

I nominate myself to be Overseer

Who let the libcucks into the vault?

password to the vault door is ti thguob i ddot

What vidya credentials do you have?

>You want to discuss about a specific entry in a series of games
>The overseer sends you to vault /vg/ filled with ghoulfuckers and

I've brought some pics
wanna fap to them

YOU SEE THIS CASUAL
THIS IS MASTER RACE

Zzzzzzz

Hahaha, all you guys still play video games? I fucking love Arkham Asylum. Hey, you guys cool if I light this blunt in here? hahaha, I LOVE weed.

Can I get an access to armory?
I mean, for the test..

I have fishing lvl 12 on runescape

I hear there is a ton of weed outside the vault, go check it out my dude

WHO THE FUCK LET THIS GUY IN FUCKING HELL

Shit dude I love the Arkham series. Pass me that blunt, my man

No, based on your GOAT the job you're best suited for is vault prostitute. Since the test never lies we will provide a life time supply of condoms and lubricant.

None of this would've happened if I just didn't buy his game!

hahaha, I LOVE runescape man. hahahaha

no can do hahahaha. I LOVE weed.

>all male population
>no repopulation
>1000 males with ache and speech impediments
>all end up killing each other, or dying of nintenditous

What was the point vault tec?

All this talk about vaults makes really want to play some Fallout 4 Vault-Tec Workshop, which I expect everyone has. Am I right fellas?

I heard vault tec made a vault full of insanely beautiful women who were all carriers of horrible stds but didn't put any medicine in the vault. I also heard the only man in the vault tried his best to impregnate all of them before he died.

To see pure unfiltered autism at its finest

No, no, it's 999 straight men and 1 trap.

nice
you can be overseer for 10g

This vaults based on the west coast.. sorry todd

NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

Anonymous #125, September 15th 21XX
So, a new game comes out of the chute every week, I get it that we have to play the game for the week and discuss it until the other one drops by but I can't help but feel that this is not the purpose of the vault, I suspect there's something more sinister going on, for example last week one of my roommates declared to the whole room that he prefers women with penises, unnatural as it is I am too finding an appeal in this. I will update my diary in any future advancements relating to femenine penises.

But user

To test how fast everyone would turn gay, silly boy.

me irl btw

hey who wants to play video games

>1 trap
Lucky guy...

Literally already happened before the door closed.

THERE ARE NONE!!!

Our damned Water chip just broke, who's going to go out and find us a new one?

stop psting my daughter

Wheres my mountain dew chip amirite

Fuck that I ain't going out there.

Hello vault dwellers, come outside. We synths only want to enrich your culture. It's totally safe out here too.

More like dorito chip

[Intelligence] As Overseer it is your duty to protect us, so go get it yourself.

Dude!

Ok, which one of you fucks reprogrammed the Mr. Handy to act as a sexbot?

I'LL DO IT GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Guys, I sneaked in a copy of New Vegas, don't let the overseer catch you playing it.

[CHARISMA] No.

Alright boys...

Who's going to be the first vault slut?

(hard mode: first vault slut gets to pick the next one - can pick self as well. Each Vault Slut term is one calendar year.)

>vault immediately segments into a PS,Nintendo,Sony and PC gangs

Overseer Todd is a great guy though, he'll understand!

hi who wants to buy this giant dead insect meat from me

i spiced it myself

with my sperm

Hello everybody, it is I, your Overseer

>[Barter]

>forgetting the Ataritard gang

BARK

>2 factions for PlayStation and no xbox

Sounds about right

##January XX, 2078
user

Hm. I get the feeling that everyone wants to suck me for some reason. Bah! That can't be real right? I mean, a man sucking another man's dick is wrong! Totally wrong! Right?

guys guys i found this small, strange, furry woman outside. what do you think this means?

>fifa eurofags
>cod ameritards

>he doesn't know

>ywn be a vault dweller and coaxed outside by cum hungry androids who want to milk you forever

But 50% of our population is prostitute

I'm gonna kill you all in here just so I can play games in peace.
then I'm gonna kill myself.

...

>Brotherhood Paladins attacks the Vault
>people hold them off and keep one of them prisoner
>takes the helmet off and its a girl
what is this shit

Funnel Cakes Rule!

WHY DOES EVERYONE FUCK SO LOUD HOLY SHIT I CAN'T HEAR MY GOD DAMN GAMES

MADE DINER AGAIN LADDS

ATTENTION ALL VAULT RESIDENTS

Mandatory group video game session begins in 10 minutes. Please make groups of 4. Residents that have not found a group when the time is up will be terminated. Have a safe and productive evening.

I sure love this canon prewar Jet haha

It's me, I admit it. My shower's broken and the Overseer is ignoring my complaints.

Want to give me a tongue bath instead?~

Well there's 1000 guys in here and at least 4 of them are straight so the vault has a future now!

Hello, I'm from Vault 120, what the fuck is going on?

>co-op
Fuck that I'd rather kill myself than play with you autists.

Guys, I heard Vault-Tec uses vaults to do social experiements on large groups of people. Can you imagine if there was like, a vault, where everyone was frozen for hundreds of years?

>implying Sup Forumsirgins would be able to handle a single brotherhood paladin let alone a squad of them

It's a fleshlight now, that's all I know.

That didn't stop NCR from taking over Helios

SOMEONE PLEASE PICK ME I CAN PLAY SOME OVERWATCH AND... DOTA OR SOMETHING GODDAMIT SOMEONE TAKE ME WITH YOU

March 18th, 2X25

the smell came through the ducts again. strong, almost like bleach and then organic, damp, virile. it bore down on us all in the great den for the traditional reciting of youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtl41oZxOA
we were no match for it, and the clothes once again came off. most hadn't showered in months, some, years. decades. lifetimes. unwashed bodies in light clothes still queued for the showers in their sandals

the mathfags had deduced that the substance was thankfully not organic before they were sacrificed to Arr'N'Jii but the difference was negligible under its influence. bedsores and thick welts boiled and burst on our skin. the only blessed moment would be when someone elses body temperature was colder than yours and their pustules sprayed you with a small chill.

god I miss those days.

signed,

user

99.7% of the vault died in the "Night of a thousand autists".

>Tfw no insecure qt ghoul gf
>You'll never reassure her that her voice has a lovely rasp to it
>You'll never cheer her up whenever she gets sad about her ghoulish appearance
>Tfw all this rad-away wont make these feelio's-go-away

i have super smash brothers and a mad katz controler with a wonkey stick.

pikachus only

Uhh, where's my PS4? I was just about to platinum Bloodborne.