You are now trapped in the world of the last video qame you blayed. How fucked are you?

You are now trapped in the world of the last video qame you blayed. How fucked are you?

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Tits
That's all

I wouldn't mind living in Middle Earth.

>Final Fantasy XII

I'd be ok with this.

That's some fine curvature

the sims
do i get to marry cute girls in one day by repeatedly talking gibberish for 10 minutes

>blayed
Learn English, you goddamn chalkboard

Boston 2877. Could be worse.

>MKX
Either nothing really changes, and a tourney I'm not aware of happens every so often, or I'm in said tourney, and I die.

Bad thread OP.

>Disgaea 5
Ill just use the power of my heart to become an overlord.

you tell me...

MOMMY

i'll never have a gf who looks like her...
also dragon's dogma

Same. Can't imagine it'd be that terrible.

SMT II
Damn post nuclear holocaust city with roving demons, not gonna have a good time.

>titsfaggots
Fuck off

>Resident Evil 1 HD Remaster
Dunno...

>EVE
Probably will be some pleb and not a capsuleer master race, and New Eden is rather dystopian place for plebs.

>Degenerate homo
Fuck off

i'll never have a gf like her...

>Endless Space
I can now travel the stars, sucks for the other races, I just destroyed the Cravers and I hungers for more.

Gonna need to see more of this for my studies.

Most of my colonists are useless fucks who manage to get by just fine so I suppose I'd do okay
Dressed in layers and getting hypothermia at -15C weather, what a bunch of goddamn pansies

>Donkey Kong Country 2

Are monkeys as violent as gorillas? What kind of monkey is Diddy? Is it wrong I like Diddy more than Donkey?

I know what you're doing OP and the answer is Proxy Paige.

GIVE THICK GIrL

Yes please.

I'm set for life.

>Final Fantasy XV

>deus ex

so it's always night

meh

Come on man it's 2015. No one's gonna lynch you for being gay

Fug

Honest subnautica would be the most terrifying world to live in

So ancient Egypt? It could be worse.

Half life 2

seems like itd probably be pretty shit, ive only just started

i'll never have a gf like her...

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I haven't blayed many qames, but I have played Blade and II.

>FFXIV
>Don't have the Echo
NIGGERS.
I'd have to go work somewhere. Probably would end up working in Lominsa until I got enough coin to move to Ul'dah and join the Weaver's Guild.
As I legitimately know how to use a loom, this would be right for me.

VA-11-Hall-A.


I'm gon be good. Was close to being in Risk of Rain land

Is that kendra sunderland?

Flat is only hot when a girl has a curvy body or wide hips.

>be fairy queen
>fly around shooting dragons with magical crossbow

>HOI3

hmm

>girl
laughing out loud

You're not the main character, you're just in the world. So it's you in all your shitposting glory.

Unless you actually are a fairy queen, which, since you're on Sup Forums, is likely.

what did he mean by this????

>Devil Survivor
>in Portland

At least I get to run around and sic my demons on all the hipsters and homeless bums.

>red dead redemption
I guess I could survive, fuck some whores, go down with a bang.

it means the girl has feminine penis(a male reproductive organ)

girlcock

>Honey Select
Oh, I am fucked alright.

Dark souls 3

Ever Oasis.
I get to be with my big booty cinnamon roll water spirit waifu!

I want to Squeeze thos mammaries .

Castlevania.
>Stage 4
AGHH THE JUMPIN' HUMPERS

>ffxiv
time to live in the forest and get adventurers to do my job for me

> Borderlands 2
I could manage. However, it would be very tempting to tear one of the guns apart.

Fallout 4 takes place in 2287

>dies from a cold

No that's not a Jojo reference because there's grave stones in RDR that say how characters died. Can't recall I think Bonnie's brother died from that or died of dysentery.

Bayonetta, so very. Maybe I could have sex with her

>MGS3

>vietnam
The horror.

Chances are you'll never even know about it beyond knowing some weird shit has been happening in Europe. At most, you'll hear stories based on the written testimonies of some doofus reporter type.

>Rimworld
Besides the fact that if I'm not on a glitterworld I'm probably fucked, I don't like the idea of being more insignificant in the human population than I already am right now.

uuuuuhhmmm....

So do I get a keyblade or.. or what?

>Assassins Creed Rogue
I've always wanted to sail the stormy North.
Now I can finally get scurvy and die!

>Persona 5

I get to fuck Lady Ann and live the weaboo life, life's good.

>System Shock
shit
guessing I'm not the hacker.
so either a corpse or cyborg, maybe a mutant.
whatever happened it was invasive and painful.

Fuck you Sup Forums I just had to fall for the assfaggot meme. Now I'm cannon fodder in this fucked up world.

You'd just be a high school student. Or some schmuck hearing about some Phantom Thieves shit going on in Japan. Nothing about being "in the world" means that you're the protagonist.

>Fallout 4
>2877
retard

that's because you're not black white boi, all your women belong to US now.

She's been BLACKED.

>MGSV: The Phantom Pain
Deader than fuck. That's how fucked I am.

>blayed

you wanted to write "played" but all you have in mind is BLACKED, right OP? prepped that bull yet?

NBA Playgrounds. Getting battered by giant nig nogs :(

Artificial Academy 2

>BOTW

I mean, if hunger wasn't an issue, I'd be fine.

...

>DaS

I'll go be friends with Quelaag if I can make it that far, maybe she'll let me ring her bell.

>nier automata
sooooo am I like the last human on the moon?
on earth? do I get retconed to an android?

so many questions

>Violated Heroine
thank you god

>Total War Attila
Eeeeeh.
Am I the king I play as or a commoner?
At it's start or where I last left off?
Either I'm a God King or dark age peasant.

>human autocratic space slaver imperium that has recently been annexing its neighbours with force
I'll be fine swimming in alien slave pussy on some newly colonised agriworld

>rct2
I generally don't like roller coasters but being in an eternal world of amusement parks might be okay
Hopefully I don't get picked up and dropped in water or go through a queue line for 3 years and a ride for 5 years

>Monster Hunter

just kill me now

>divine divinity

i'm not even mad

>aylmao.jpg
Also Ape Escape. Not sure what to think desu.

>Phantasy Star Online
I guess I'll be fine as long as I don't go down to the planet - Pioneer 2 is pretty comfy.

>Morrowind
I'm ok with that.

SENRAN KAGURA 2 burst. I'm good

>Danganronpa

HAHHAHA FUCK

I'm pretty sure i could get away with murder. I'd just spike either the food supply or some spices with grounded avocado seeds and just wait until someone bites the dust.

>underage the thread
why would you ever trick underage animeavatarposters into making a hundred posts about themselves that wont get any (yous) or start any discussions at all
garbage thread
0/10
t. rateguy

I'm fucking sick of this meme as a black that like white girls and can't get these.

>Pokemon HG/SS
Would have prefered BW region but it's okay I guess.

Trust me you don't want one.
You might get a few perfect years in but with social media and 100 guys waiting for a chance to pounce she will eventually cheat unless you monitor that shit like a hawk and she does what she's told.
Even then, you'll eventually slip up.

Do not fall for the relationship game in this fucking society. I was happy once, now I'm so fucked that I welcome death (not as a joke I just want to feel nothing) I don't want anyone to go through what I am.
Fucking like 5 months later and I still can't sleep or relax without lots to drink or lots of drugs. Sensation of falling in my chest non stop.
I seriously want to die. I'd kill myself if my dog wasn't so attached to me and like 9 years old. I just work to keep my mind off stuff, 6 days a week 8-10 hours a day. Keeping busy helps but it doesn't fix Anything. Maybe ketamine? I can get oxys and coke pretty easy but special k seems to be hard to find.

Just enjoy vidya, and life and shit. Don't ever date seriously in this fucking civilization.

stop browsing Sup Forums, get in shape and FUCK THESE WHITE BITCHES LEFT AND RIFHT. just stop complaining, you'll never get any pussy that way.

I mean, come on, you fucking love pokemon and you wonder why women are not interested in you. Should have fuck some white bitch when the pokemon go craze was still going on.

>tfw being a general in WW2
feelsgoodman

>hoi4
>4
kys my man

>Borderlands
I don't know

>War Thunder
Well looks like it's time to live in the 1940s

>Puyo Puyo Tsuu
There's lots of things that can kill me but I have decent puyo skills, as long as I can convince anything dangerous I stumble upon to settle it in a puyo battle I'm fine

>100% Orange Juice
Do we fight using dice, or do I actually have to battle near-godlike entities like Suguri or Sora?

Considering it's the perfect world otherwise, and there's a hot christmas cake running the whole thing who gets bullied by its inhabitants, I'd say I'm pretty well off.