Name a better vidya companion

Name a better vidya companion.

oh wait you can't

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You do know vidya companions have other qualities other than appealing to your shortstack fetish, right?

Hey, Chief, you okay?

Zelda in ST and Ezlo in MC are fucking great too

the general rule with Zelda companions is that if they're assholes then they're the good ones

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>Pavlik Morozov
This faggot betrays you, doesn't he?

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hell no. Ezlo was barely a companion. worse than king of red lions

Her true form is better.

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maybE

You sure you played MC?

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All companions are shit. No companion is a good companion.

I'm having a tough time thinking of anything interesting she adds to the actual gameplay.

Yup

easy

I'm good without my asshole sentient hat.

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Joshua Graham

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>Name a THICCer vidya companion.
FTFY

Goombario, since he can give you comments on everywhere and everyone, and is very useful in combat with charge and multibonk.

>Hey! Listen!: fap edition

I can.

Muh boi.

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This thing gave rise to one of the greatest fetishes ever in the history of anything. Shes like all the appealing aspects of shortstacks and fae-like creatures. God bless nu-imps.

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Does Zelda on ST talk to you a lot? I'm might play just for her companionship

gg no re

I loved Issun! Hilarious. Didn't something sad happen with him though? Its been so long I don't remember but I remember something sad.

Midna Figma when ?!?!?!

I can name better compainions, however I can't name more fuckable ones.

got a link to where i can buy this? Asking for a friend named my dick

kind of want to buy that mouse pad

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