*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

Wort Wort Wort

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*throws plasma grenade*

Would you fuck/get fucked by a Sangheili?
I would.

*walks through*
later kid

i miss hon beta :

I come by and see these threads every night.

I'll deliver.

yes good

What are you looking for?

*whuaaaaaaaaa*

I want TO fuck one.

I only have males.

tfw no female lizard

Is that an issue?

Somebody on this board really likes the Sangheili, it seems. Or maybe it's some next level viral marketing technique, to hit Sup Forums where it hurts.

Anybody here follow Installation 01? How's it going?

A friend of mine is playtesting, but I cannot share material.

I know TheChunkierBean and a few other admins personally, since they were on the original Bungie website. I was a prominent shitposter there.

yes, we need more of them

I only have females.
This is my elite saved on my computer all the way back from the Halo 3 days, only game I ever played as a female.

>Try hard that play Elites on SWAT

>Somebody on this board really likes the Sangheili
Totally badass warrior culture; it's what everyone here aspires to be instead of a weakling that can't even attract a landwhale (Myself included)

Made a few in the past. Some had tits, whilst others didn't.

TH T

THH EHTH
THHiI
THI- !
THIII
THICC!!! THICC!!

I just always played an elite.

Fag. Every Elite teammate I had was a shitter.

That was a really bad and uninteresting map.

W-well.. Every Spartan team member I had was a shitter!

I bet you liked Snowbound.

I go out of my way to betray an elite shitter I see. You can't even watch the damn flag in CTF

Do you ever wonder how your life devolved to stuttering on an internet forum while talking about how you want to fuck an elite. Because you sound like a fucking cunt.

I drew them in pretty nice poses when I liked Halo.

...

I wonder what they smell like haha

I had bad matches but think I generally had pretty decent KD ratios. Never on par with the MLG pro retards that probably played the game way too enthusiastically, too much.

Actually kinda how I feel with every game. Perfectly capable of pubstomping but never capable of competing properly with the pros.

Well, Snowbound had way more variance to its fights than The Pit, where pretty much every part of the map feels and acts the same. Peek-a-booing in the central corridors or on the base platforms isn't fun. It's predictable as hell.

Good

>getting mad at retarded jokes that mean nothing and weren't directed at anyone
Why?

Halo: Glasslands described that the males smell like leather.

I wonder how their dick slits feel like haha

I wonder how their dick smells haha asking for a friend haha

Hee hee does your friend want to turn a proud sangheili swordmaster into a submissive dick master too? hoo hoo

Thanks user, that got me good.

10/10 bretty gud

haha im not sure haha but ill try it just for a laugh haha

ha

mad that he knows it's a childish thing to complain about like that post implies

>tfw no sangheili warrior bf

>tfw even if sangheili were real they wouldn't want you because you're a fat awkward neet
getting cucked in my own fantasies is terrible

>That anatomy

Get that trash out of here.

>it's just low-effort shitposting

At least try to be creative. Analyze what makes the xenos interesting to you, come up with proper smut of your own. At least attempt to do something creative and create actual discussion. Y'all being really fucking disgraceful right now.

I can pass for the cute hipster or laid back wigger look, so I could probably snag a cute sangheili anthrophile.

Why did you post something worse then?

but i'm retarded, I don't know how to do discussion or be creative

>tfw tiny ottermode
>tfw a sangheili would be literally 3 times my size

I'm sure I could find one that would take me

I wish Halo was more popular in nip land

>Anatomically correct Sangheili
>Respectful appearance and choice of attire
>Apparently worse than something that doesn't even have the proper number of jaws

Okay then

God I want to fuck a sangheili but this thread is like full autism.

>Anatomically correct Sangheili
His head looks like someone took a shovel to it and beat it in, where is his neck?
>Respectful appearance and choice of attire
He's Beef McLargeHuge and his pants are such a retarded color I mistook it for his skin

Next time try not drawing them in a style that makes them look like they're made out of chocolate box wrapping. I think an appropriate response would be to post a picture of you showing how cool you are talking to some 343 employee, would sure show me

>anatomically correct
When the design details have been all over the place during the games? Also, it's obviously based on that shitty high rez cgi model by Blur, and Blur can't model jack shit. Their geometry is always really fucking off.

Also, why does the rock behind the sculpted statue look like it has naturally eroded?

you sound like a faggot, it's not like anyone else was trying to keep the thread alive

>Next time try not drawing them in a style that makes them look like they're made out of chocolate box wrapping. I think an appropriate response would be to post a picture of you showing how cool you are talking to some 343 employee, would sure show me

Funny that you say that. I'm drawing a 343i employee some gay ass Sangheili OC. Am I cool yet?
twitter.com/GrimBrotherOne/status/846866790034505730

I said that because I know who you are you faggot

Kek
I'll get a picture with him when he's nearby again. He'll probably sign a lewd or something.

Yet another Halo thread ruined by fetishists.

I'm the OP and it was my intention. I do this almost every night out of boredom.

What exactly are Halo threads supposed to be about?

You can either have a big ol gay thread or people bitching about 343. There is nothing else to talk about, the games are done and dead even the /vg/ halo general died.

Art Books (Art of Halo 3 included)
imgur.com/a/Pb9Vq
imgur.com/a/OOF1r
imgur.com/a/6FqzO
Art Compilation from CE to 4:
drive.google.com/open?id=0BzxNZWWqyX42ckt0ZDdWaG1WSkk
Novels/Comics:
drive.google.com/open?id=0BzxNZWWqyX42aUIwbUZxWHJ0V1E

>What exactly are Halo threads supposed to be about?
Discussing what made 1, 2, & 3 so good and discussing gameplay aspects and narrative bits that could range from the games and the books. Be an Elite blower all you want, but don't act like it's the only topic of interest in an attempt to justify it.

The /vg/ for Halo died because it was riddled with 4 & 5 players that only discussed multiplayer. Which is a painfully boring subject on it's own.

Nice.

If those are such engaging topics why are they never talked about?

>What exactly are Halo threads supposed to be about?
>What exactly are VIDEO GAME threads supposed to be about?
Gee, chief, maybe the actual video games and not your xeno fetishes? It's not as if we don't have half a dozen games, tons of characters, levels, and story elements, and fond memories of past experiences with the games to talk about here.

They are, just not in these containment threads.

Clearly you don't otherwise you would be talking about that.

Also most people who go on Sup Forums don't like or talk about video games anyway

Well then why not go to those super secret halo discussion threads and leave this one be?

>fighting when they could be fostering interspecies relationships
the elites are even taking the lead on this one, why are marines so homophobic

>Implying they're 24/7
Good to see these are working well.

So instead of making one of those threads you instead choose to stay here and get angry?

I don't think there are any halo discussion threads at all, I think you're just angry that nobody here cares about the games and just want to fuck the aliens and now you're butt bothered because it's not going the way you want it.

I don't go into or post in threads I don't like or approve of, so why do you?

> seemingly sketched by a 12 year old with palsy
Don't congratulate yourself. I've seen you vomit up this fucking muckshit """art""" every thread (wouldnt be surprised if you created the threads yourself) just to avatarfag and parade your very very poorly sketched art and turn your nose up at detractors.
You have single-handedly ruined the appeal of sangheili for me because you do such a fucking bad job.

Keep telling yourself that, hon. Little angry that I called your thread a containment zone? Looking at it now I can really see that being true.

>A ripe discussion about a game adults played when they were kids
>7:21 AM on a Thursday
>

Can you guys stop posting hot Sangheili ass for 10 seconds and please tell me if MCC is dead or not? I wanna buy it but I don't want to waste my money if mp is dead

It's dead

it's dead
343 killed it before it even came out

I really enjoy playing video games.

How dead? For reference, I wouldn't call Reach dead because I can easily find games in less than a minute in basically any playlist.

>343 scammed everyone when they released it
>They're re releasing the games at full price
>They think making the dated DLC makes up for it
>Idiots will still buy it

>> seemingly sketched by a 12 year old with palsy

fuck you're right

>You have single-handedly ruined the appeal of sangheili for me because you do such a fucking bad job.

Then stop being so asshurt and leave.

Let's discuss the feet of Elites, Jackals, and Brutes

You didn't respond to my question, why are you here if it bothers you? I would like an answer.

And what might you be doing on Sup Forums thread about people wanting to fuck aliens at 7 AM on a Thursday?

Reach Elites are the only good ones, haven't really paid attention to Jackals or Brutes.

>Then stop being so asshurt and leave
>I-if you don't like my work, STOP LOOKING AT IT
Learn to take criticism, if someone thinks your shit is bad. Improve it.

I didn't even draw that image m8.
I can't post all but 2-3 because the rest are NSFW.

>I would like an answer.
Oh I bet you would, keep riding that high horse all day long you split lip lover.

And I could ask the same question, elite fucker.

>If those are such engaging topics why are they never talked about?

Because people just wanna bitch about 343 instead of having actual meaningful discussions.

>There is nothing else to talk about, the games are done
The EU is in a good place right now (at least in terms of quality of indivual books, not so much the state of the universe) and 5 has god tier mp and forge.

It's 14:33 where I live

Why are you trying to act superior on an anonymous imageboard by the way? Nobody other than me cares about you and I'm just replying because I feel bad for you.

Once again, what meaningful discussions? Why didn't this thread start with that?

Why do all halo threads recently start with that? I mean you can argue that it's the same guy making them but then why not just make your own halo thread to have the discussion in?

Why not have it now, the thread is clearly dying anyways.

Late night/Early morning Halo threads before

I'd fuck a female one. And a female brute. I mean why not?

Will janitors notice if I start posting porn in a dead thread

Probably, eventually. It's just that you might want to refrain from going full retard, as in it lowers people's expectations of these threads and you'd risk getting future good threads filled with people like:
and also angry purists demanding people to stop having fun.

Well 4 of those posts are mine so I'm okay with that

This was a cool armor set in Reach, but it's real damn annoying how the mandibles clip through the helmets, just like with Ranger and Ultra

I'd bottom for one any day.

do they sweat at all?
I want to know for lore reasons

OwO