>He plays as Elves in games
He plays as Elves in games
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>He plays as anything but a white human male
>he plays video games
>he plays as anything but a _-_-WIZARD-_-_
High elves soon.
>not exclusively playing Altmer
FUCK OFF I TOLD YOU I WANT TO MULTI CLASS FIGHTER/THIEF AND I CAN DO IT AS ELF
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>He doesn't know that Bosmer make the best stealth archers
t. Urhgard Snownigger
The fuck else am I going to play in Morrowind / Oblivion?
Dunmers are simply the best race.
BTFO with one image. How does it feel to be so utterly ruined?
elves are bests
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>playing elf in dragon age
>basically a nignog
Where has my mustard rice gone
>he doesn't play as a white human female
>tfw can't play high elf because they fuck with the alignment of all my sex animations
FFFFFUCKING KNIFE EARS
Spoken like a true norde.
>fantasy anything
>he doesn't play space elves in his sci-fi
>sci-fi
More like, sci-fa
>All this hate
Why?
Memes. Though posting an anime elf doesn't help.
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>not rolling a thicc argonian goddess
>humans
Post cute or less common portrayals of elves.
>iridescent pink-scaled argonian slut
Elves are only good for breeding fodder, and even then they don't even come close to comparing to the god-tier wife status of a fem orc.
But what you posted is not a video game.
Truth
>fairies
Humons...
filed under: cute
This is a cute elf.
>Plays as a half-elf
What video game is that?
>tfw L2 high elves cemented my fetish for elves
>tfw I will never have a cute elven gf with sensitive ears
>tfw the technology will never exist within my lifetime
Why do I even live?
Daily Reminder;
>Playing as a Dwarf
You're making up for lack of facial hair and showcasing you're insecurities as a manlet
>Playing as an Elf
You're a fucking closet homo or hate your self and your life
>Playing as a Gnome/Hobbit
Acceptable
>Playing as anything with fur
Lol
>Playing as a human male or female
The real choice
Elves are the best race, though? Elven girls are 100% perfect.
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He's stating a fact, not an opinion, shitposter-kun.
>muh elf girls
You are not a fan of this fictional race. You just masturbate to humans with pointy ears.
Playing as a human that defiles elven girls is the only right choice.
>personal taste
>fact
>He doesn't want to fuck a fem orc
>Dark Elf best elf
It's an objective fact that elven girls are 100% perfect and that elves are the best race.
Forc.
Im playing as dwarf.
Only a few more months user.
Well, where is the verifiable evidence for this?
Is grass green?
Simple as that.
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>Elves are almost always medieval, magic fantasy tree people
>when they aren't, they're mostly just Vulcans
>Relatable, plainclothes elves, and sci-fi elves that aren't robots, are a rarity
From what I've heard, I really need to play Shadowrun someday.
ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH WILL SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND SHOVE IT THROUGH YOUR FACE! I WILL FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKING BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD SHOULD BE JUST SO I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!
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I agree op, elves suck. 9 times out of 10 they're the mary sue race.
Most people just like elves for the human-but-with-pointy-ears porn anyway.
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This guy gets it. Why have an elf when orc wives are far superior?
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I like when they're liquid
>Playing as a Gnome/Hobbit
>Acceptable
lmao
sure thing midgetfucker
inb4
>shortstacks are not midgets
>the jews and the blacks...
>playing slut elf
Jesus Christ, Raimi
dunmer pussy was made for Nord cock
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Argonian master race reporting.
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Blood elf paladins are the best kind of elves
>he doesn't play as Wood Elves
>he doesn't organize massive raid parties for having a single blade of grass of his forest cut
>not committing jihad against the neighbouring cats because they keep cutting down your trees just to piss you off
Fucking treehuggers
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delet this