Here is your controller, bro!

Here is your controller, bro!

Thanks doc

Min Min = Byte and Bark > Everyone else

' Faggot '

Throw them as far as humanly possible

give me the right one, the left one seem to be missing half its d-pad

>Byte and Bark>anything

Just keep killing his dog, he's not going to Jon Wick you.

Thanks man!

Yeah I have those

I needed more controllers and those were the only ones left in stock so why the fuck not

thanks bro, here's yours

I wish I could get a full set of the green.

I was hoping to eat soup today.

Thanks big brother, here's yours! We are playing a fighting game!

I just want 2 neon green controllers

I'm confused, what's the problem?

Ok it's not as good as the Switch Pro controller which is probably the best controller ever, but they're perfectly serviceable.

Great controller, but don't you find the D-pad to be a little bit sensitive? I find myself fast-dropping blocks in Tetris when I'm just trying to quickly move them side-to-side.

Every colored controller for the switch is always this ugly neon color. I'd like a nice burnt orange joycon.

O-oh

To be completely honest, I don't find myself needing the D pad all that much.

Here's your microcontroller, onii-chan!

>pair of joycons
>£80

>pro controller
>£60

I just want a Neon Blue right Joycon.

Is that the official Splatoon 2 controller?

At least you tried.

Ha!

You have these green and pink ones? Are they out in NA?

Make that purple rather than pink and I'd get that in a heartbeat.

The joycons are painfully overpriced.

A bundle with a pair AND a charging grip should be no more than 65 dollars. If they want these controllers to be respected as, well, controllers, then it needs to have the full package come at a price that at least needs to TRY and compete with other controller prices

"what the fuck is this gay shit"

They are very expensive to make, and Nintendo is not going to sell controllers at a big loss.

>funny money nation
Found the issue.

Then maybe they should have prioritized being respected contenders in the pricing market over bells and whistles nobody uses like the shitty IR sensor. Even HD Rumble, which I absolutely adore, I would throw out in a heartbeat if it meant getting the controllers at a fair price.

Even if they cut features, there's no way they could sell two Joy-Cons and a charging grip for 65 dollars without taking a loss. Remember, a single Wii Remote was $40. Joy-Cons are a lot more advanced, and you're getting them for $45 each. You already get two with the console, and you can play with one Joy-Con to one person.

Thanks bro! I like the colors :)

Thanks doc.

Finally, something I can shove up my boipucci

>The colour motif for Splatoon 2 is green and PURPLE
>The tie in joycons and pro controller are Green and PINK

What the actual fuck? I would kill for purple joycons. Purple is best color. I even imported my purple 3DS from America back in the day because it was US exclusive

Those actually look very cool.

Underrated