Well, Sup Forums?

Well, Sup Forums?

Shit game.

Shoot her, but with my penis

what exactly do you mean?

is right

shot that bitch because
>women in the military
never ends well
no women allowed on my MB

All things considered she's more useful alive than dead.

She's the only reason the game is worth playing

...Is what Venom never was going to do.

Of course because every base needs it's stress relief. It's a tough job but someone has to do it.

how so
she's one of the reasons the game is shit
>that cringe as fuck dance in the rain scene

Well hey you get to see Venom break her heart in the end so it's all worth it I suppose.

The game's small enough as it is, why you would cut yourself off from content just because her boobies get you flustered is beyond me.

That said, Kojima should've been clipped around the ears for making her hum everytime she tags a soldier

shes actually hands down the worst buddy

She is the worst character in the franchise, and Joostfags are the worst thing to happen to the fanbase.

isn't that canon?

Of coursh!

I think Dick Walker is more useless.

transportation and fulton ballista. Quiet doesn't do anything useful that ddog doesn't do better

It lets you go fast without calling a car, and can fire too, and you can position it around, quiet gets too many blindspots compared to it

Quiet doesn't get in the way.

DDog constantly NOT staying put.

d walker is a better d horse

>guy sees me
>I'll just take care of him with a quick tranq headshot
>BOOM


>DDog constantly NOT staying put
There is no consequence to him not, not staying put

>Not giving Quiet the Tranq

Dick Dog is only useful if you play with marking enabled like a fucking pleb.

Objectively untrue, d-horse is worse. Quiet equipped with a silenced tranquiliser sniper is fucking ridiculous

so whatever happens to Quiet? she never shows up again after MGSV.

What do you mean she never shows up again? of course she doesn't. She goes away and the game ends. Where would she have had the opportunity to show up.

She fucks off because no one cares for her. Never heard from again because she probably is kidnapped again or killed herself.

>Dick Dog is only useful if you play with marking enabled like a fucking pleb
This is why he is OBJECTIVELY better than Quiet. Quiet is ddog lite
I don't even consider d horse a buddy personally

captured by more russians and put to relief duty

Who cares? It's better if you pretend PW and V just never happened.

In MGS (Metal Gear Solid (1 (One))).

Quiz:

You Dislike/Hate women, but must be gay for all eternity

You like/love/respect any and all women, but you can't criticize their ideas and you will always be a heterosexual, never bisexual.

You become a turbo eunuch, unable to give two jacks of a shit about men or women in anyway, and you will achieve absolute happiness, but can never enjoy sex of any kind, ever, even with omnipotence.

Choose very fucking wisely.

Spare obviously. You always choose the option that gets you more stuff. More content more characters more items etc.

rape then marry then love gently

How is the third option not the most fucking sense?
You said it yourself, you achieve absolute happiness.

I don't think you thought this question through. The only reason anyone does anything ever is in the pursuit of happiness. It's the prime human directive. Why would I not pick the third one? Who cares about sex if you achieve absolute happiness?

What Snake did in the live action porn parody

No one knows. That was probably the point.

This

Venom fakes his death in Metal Gear then runs off to find Quiet and they both live happily ever after in silence

...

This is also my head-canon.

I hate how the creation of Venom is purely there to explain the final boss fight in the original Metal Gear