This is Bayonetta, the best character in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U. Say something nice

This is Bayonetta, the best character in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U. Say something nice.

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These are Robin, the cutest and most patrician characters in Super Smash Bros. for 3DS and Wii U. Say something nice to them!

A) Bayonetta becomes your girlfriend
B) Bayonetta becomes your mother
C) Bayonetta becomes your mother AND your girlfriend
D) You become Bayonetta's lolipop
E) You become Bayonetta's heels
F) You become Bayonetta
Pick one and only one.

C is tempting, but ultimately F is the only correct answer here.

Where is the 'You cum inside Bayonetta one or more times' choice.

I'M CROSSING YOU IN STYLE

She'd be a Wonderful mummy.

I like his airgrab, let's the character trying to land have a single valid offensive option
Shame the character is shit

God fucking dammit option c all the way, why is the idea of mommy bayo so appealing bros?

You mispelled Marth there senpai, also posted worng picture

If I become her lolipop, will she swallow me whole?

She'll suck on you all day and never let you go.

This is Meta Knight. His tier placement is irrelevant. He is the embodiment of perfection, and a master of the sword.

Only true patricians play him.

I prefer the former choice, thank you.

C. Mommy gfs are the best gfs.

I think A and C both cover that. Although I think it would be more like "You cum inside Bayonetta so many times that you lose count after just a few days."

It combines nurturing and sex, which are two of the best things in the world.

A man of tastes. F is the only choice. These other faggots are short sighted and weak.

I pick A and/or C.

Bayonetta is the best Disney princess.

I want to be her huckleberry friend.

C. no doubt about it.

C really is the best option here

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