You're on your way to the Talos shrine

You see this

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Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the Thalmor embassy is two blocks down.

Anyone else have 0 sympathy for the Nords?
They deserved to get cucked out of their religion.

kek

Immediately uninstall the game to do an enchant only run of morrowind

#zoinked

Nords are the best race with the favor of Shor they go to a paradise where they drink and fight all day when they die. Most other pleb races get nothing unless they're a filthy deadra worshipper

>firs race of men on tamriel
>have been fighting the just fight against treacherous elves
>fought off the dragons and granted the mortal races freedom
>built the empire
you elf loving fucks need to be eradicated
except for dark elves, those guys are cool

What about Bretons? Think of how much daedra pussy they get. Fucking love conjuration.

Chop his head off with my fellow Stormers.

Why do we have two brawny Skyrim men thread up?

Bretons aren't elves

I thought they were like half-elves.

Fuck.

Breton's are mixed, & if they worship deadra then whatever daedra they worship gives them whatever.

They have a bit of elf in their blood but not enough to be classified as elves.

There's only nine divines, ma'am. And I'm pretty sure they don't dress like that.

I like the spooky spider nightmare daedra. I'd hope she's more Halloweentown/Nightmare Before Christmas to her followers and less Resident Evil Umbrella Corp test subject.

Mephala: Her sphere is lies, sex, murder, secrets, and plots; she enjoys seducing and interfering in mortal affairs for her own amusement. I don't know how fun she'd be.

I like the sex. The sex I can get behind.
Sounds like a fun time as long as you're useful and interesting.

It's the murder, secrets, & plots i'd be concerned with.

She's also one of the "good" Daedra, and may be the Night Mother.

Ergo, you're liable to end up anywhere from carting a talking corpse around to becoming spider king. Pretty good deal, honestly.

Just gotta make sure you're the one plotting and not being plotted against. A useful and reliable tool is less likely to be discarded.