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OH SHIT Sup Forums I JUST GOT THIS EMAIL
Nicholas Phillips
Brandon Adams
HHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHH
*inhales deeply*
...HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Owen Morales
>wood styled
ATARI WINS BAYBEE
Isaiah Flores
>Modern internal specs
IM SO HARD
Jackson Adams
>phoneposter
fuck off
Ryan Smith
What the heck is Sup Forums?
Jose Wood
You do realize someone could find your location with that filename?
Christopher Brooks
looks cute
Charles Taylor
>implying I haven't been doxxed before
Cooper Rodriguez
>As you can guess, those ports suggest modern internal specs. It also means that while we will be delivering classic gaming content, we will also be delivering current gaming content.
Is it an android console?
Cameron Sanders
So...when is the Kickstarter launching?
Carter Robinson
Benjamin Ward
Oh no, they're going to find out what time zone he lives in! OooooOOOooooOOOoo!
Bentley Kelly
Connor Morgan
fu>ck off >phone >poster
John Thompson
>tfw just got same email
FEELS G R O O V Y
t. jive turkey
Michael Sanders
it's s-still big enough to have switch-level games on it i guess
Jayden Anderson
Imagine if Boxer8 is behind this.
The OUYA 2
Nathan Thompson
>(((I)))
Dylan Edwards
fuck outta here, john boy
Luis Johnson
Sup Forums removes exif data these days, has done it for a couple of years now.
Jacob Parker
She's fucking back and she's going to take her throne.
Tari Numba 1
Nathaniel King
mite b cool
Jordan Foster
...
Jack Walker
The wood style looks really nice.
Depending on price, I might pick one up.
Owen Rodriguez
I-I wanna cuddle with Tarisan
Isaiah Morgan
I'm picking one up regardless of price
It'll be the first console I've ever owned
James Brooks
So does this mean the second crash is coming? Just like Atari brought about the first one, their return to consoles herald the end times once more!
Nicholas Fisher
>wood
Jive turkies eternally BTFO
Blake Lee
HOLY FUCK ALL THAT SHITPOSTING WAS WORTH IT, HAHAHAAH FUCK ALL THOSE NAYSAYERS SAYING IT WOULD BE A RETRO CONSOLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHO /ATARI/ HERE?
Jacob Hall
Eh... so, wheres the games?
Nolan Taylor
naisu
daddy's back
Hunter Turner
why you avatarfag so hard? fuck off every thread
Noah Powell
Quick cool cats! Whats the first game you're getting on your new ATARIBOX?
Angel Diaz
ROLLER COASTER TYCOON
Ryder Stewart
Looks dope!
Nicholas Morgan
Time to play some GAMES daddios!
Owen Jackson
Where do you plug in the controllers?
Jack Wilson
So, it's going to be another snes mini but with further support?
Charles Nguyen
>those ports
its fucking Tiny
Hunter Gomez
>4USB ports
Probably into them
Blake White
Move out of the way I shiggy diggy baby.
Elijah Roberts
certainly no shilling going on in this thread
no sir
Sebastian Cook
What's with Party Rock making a comeback?
Cooper Bell
in my boipucci
Justin Diaz
this shit is gonna be some dumbass android bullshit
Adrian James
This really reminds me of the ____OUYA____
Michael Adams
>modern internal specs
>classic woodgrain finish
Atari won
Bentley Lewis
All those Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft and PC losers can go get fucked, the Ataritards are taking over!
Jayden White
Please don't say that, that'll imply you're a homosex
Asher Jones
I am
Michael Howard
I like this guy more now
Xavier Kelly
how pink is your boipucci?
Angel Anderson
Disco never died.
Ryder Russell
But that's behind the "face" of the console. That's a terrible choice for placement since that means the controller cables need to be longer for it to be playable which means more resources spent and more money being used as a capital.
Elijah Torres
Is this fucking real? I've seen "PS Orbis" "Xbox 720" etc. concepts that looked better
Oliver Brown
Oh.. My bad, proceed with what you were doing.
Evan Collins
Atardis?
Wyatt Miller
Have any games been announced for it yet?
Easton Hall
how underage / 3rd world are you that you've never owned a console
Chase Baker
The controller is going to be wireless obviously with the added support to use wired (even cheapo USB controllers). If they do it any other way it's over.
Connor Cooper
19
I grew up on a PC cause my dad was an IT guy
Samuel Reed
...
Joshua Nelson
Mason Morris
Delete this. im still mad
Michael Sanchez
store.steampowered.com
This is the latest "game" nu-Atari has made. Do you seriously think a console made by a company that actually throw SHOVELWARE on Steam is going to be good?
Brody Myers
Literally what the fuck are they going to have as exclusive games
They need some attractive heavy hitters lined up if they want to compete with Sony and Microsoft
Jaxson Roberts
I used the color dropper on a picture of it.
Lincoln Smith
fuck off Sup Forumstard and take your alt right shit with you
Liam Flores
Nice malware link OP, your ransomware would actually have gotten me if I wasn't browsing in a VM by coincidence.
Adam Lee
>It's literally a modern plug n play
Where are you atari wojack-posting faggots woh thought Atari was making some kind of comback now?
Andrew Robinson
mfw the Switch reveal was such a fucking disaster it brought Atari back to the console market
Nolan Rivera
We will have great games like RollerCoaster Tycoon exclusively made for Ataribox.
Cooper Collins
Custer's Revenge HD Remaster when?
Xavier James
Making Atari Great Again.
Adam Price
k
Camden Clark
Hey do not down the groovy vibe in this place.
Nathan Wood
Thread theme
youtube.com
Liam Miller
Would you let me rim it while I jerk you off?
Evan Allen
nice pie.
Mason Anderson
ATARI IS INFOGRAMES
Hunter Torres
That would legitimately be fucking horrible.
Atari does not look like they have development talent or the resources to contract out to big studios for exclusives. I will honestly be surprised if they reveal any good and unique games.
Thomas Long
Alright boys, the disco ball is in your court. Prove to the industry you got the funk and not have two left feet.
Levi Johnson
This theme fits
Jose Torres
what games can we expect ?
Parker Foster
Sorry m8.
MOBILE SHOVELWARE. This is all "Atari" does nowadays. Note the quotes, because Atari is really INFOGRAMMES. A French company even shittier than Ubisoft who bought Atari's name and changed its name to try to make dosh off their reputation. If you look at any game they've made themselves they're all SHITTY.
Landon Roberts
Of course.
Pie?
Jason Roberts
There is literally no market for this new console
The Atari name has long since lost it's punch, and any exclusives they could drum up would be pitiful
Now a new Sega console on the other hand
Aaron Morgan
...
Cooper Jenkins
Of course they don't. They'll do it themselves. Don't get too hyped though, all the recent games they've made themselves have been fucking shit.
Aiden Gomez
six months after release
Jackson Sanchez
Y E S
E
S
Leo Murphy
>The Atari name has long since lost it's punch
It's not even Atari, it's Infogrames who stole Atari's name after buying them.
Jayden Collins
DELETE DIS
Gabriel Walker
>Infogrames who stole Atari's name after buying them
how is that stealing they bought it
Nathan Walker
Damn that shit actually looks cool. Lmao Xbone is dead, may the PS4/Atari(ifgamesaredecent)/PC/Switch alliance live henceforth
Leo Taylor
>no market
k senpai
Chase King
Booty blasted neogaffer ahoy.
Luis Anderson
we dont need more western companies in this gay market. plz bring superior japanese companies like sega back to save gaming
Luis Nelson
You realize every board has become Sup Forums right?