Grimoire Never ever

Despite the name of the title, I actually don't know what's going on with Grimoire since the last release date came and went. I for some reason am a junkie for this guy's failures, so what did I miss from the 8th til now? Is it ever coming?

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Wat?

He's getting mad

>11 days later and still nothing.
Face it, it will never happen; and if for some miracle of the universe it does it will be the garbage.

Man, I wish I could just sit around all day and tell lies for money

Dont forget, getting ignored is part of the process.

don't believe Cleve's lies, the game is never coming out

>and if for some miracle of the universe it does it will be the garbage

Already nervous, huh.

Me too.
Try to see it from a logical point of view. If you already played the year's old demo, then you know that even if -that- one was a full game, it wouldn't be worth the price. Now, years later with alleged fixes and improvements the game is getting delayed by blaming the publishing system for a flaw that has practically never been reported (i.e. delay due to version uploading hold up).

Yeah Yeah
sapes neanderthals etc etc

>for money

He only got like 10k after all these years and if I understand correctly, anyone who contributed to that can get a refund to this day.

>blaming the publishing system

When did he do that?

Not him but I'm pretty sure on the 8th he said that on the steam page for the game

I can understand why some people would have misinterpreted the title of the announcement he made, but the article itself makes it pretty clear that the pending work is on his end, not on Valve's.

He firstly blamed Valve for missing the Steam release date because the game won't be released until Valve approved of the submitted game.

That's such a fucking turn off when devs act like this. Not even going to buy this game.

What happens if Valve gets tired of his excuses and knocks it off Steam, where does he go?

Friendly reminder that he has uploaded nothing to Steam.
Friendly reminder that Grimwah does not exist.

>it is our fervent hope that someday your children's children might actually get to play a new demo of the game

I don't even play that many games nowadays yet alone old school first person tile based RPGs, but I can't help myself from checking his post history on steam and that shitty rpg codex site every single day before work.

Uplay or Origin. Definitely not GOG.

More like Grimnevoire.

PSN
And he delays the game 10 more years to make it work on consoles.

Why not GOG?

Because Cleavage does not support piracy.

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>I don't have time to do X!
>proceeds to shitpost on every single board on the internet

Why is he browsing forums instead of developing the game?
Is shitposting part of the game's development?
Or is shitposting in the forums the game's development?

More like Grimvore. This explains the anus monster.

I think Grimoire is just one of those "ARG" type of things, and Cleve is just roleplaying a developer.

>Is shitposting part of the game's development?
He's Australian, he can't help it

It's part of his culture.

I have the beta on my computer, as do many other anons. It exists.

Lel.

What you and the many other anons have is a demo stolen from Sirtech. Cleve did nothing.

Do you have an actual beta *game* or just a demo?

He's afraid of getting neg reviews, what a fucking retard.

People are just going to say it was never worth the wait.

Does team gaben even care?

He's not, he just moved there.

He moved there to learn the ancient art of Australian shitposting.

youtube.com/watch?v=9b7xuWdgiSc
youtube.com/watch?v=1YJdXW-pYxs
Looks different to me.

No.

Someone should shop that picture of the guy getting backstabbed with the caption "Serves him right -- he trusted Cleve!"

He never blamed Valve, stop spreading lies. He said the new date won't go up until he actually uploads the final version of the game and knows that it will be a true release date

I doubt they'll be pleased when it's apparent it will never release.
Judging by his former associates he's always been that way.

This is directly contradicted by the stones of arnhem materials auctioned off a few years ago. In fact, it proved that Cleve's crazy stories about quitting due to anus monsters and furries being shoved into the game was actually true

get off it cleve you know you cant release the "game" because its broken shite

he have severe autism. please be understanding.

>What happens if Valve gets tired of his excuses

there are literally dozens of games that have set and missed release dates repeatedly

valve gives zero fucks

>I have the beta on my computer, as do many other anons. It exists.

that was the code he stole from sirtech

>He's afraid of getting neg reviews, what a fucking retard.
>People are just going to say it was never worth the wait.

this is why he can't ever release it. his psyche is far too fragile.

>I doubt they'll be pleased when it's apparent it will never release.

see

>11 days
You mean 20 years.

I don't get how you people can be stupid enough that THIS time the release date would be for real, when the last 10 release dates were a lie each and every time.

lol its fun to watch aholes fail, i got a kick out of the whole chucklefuck fiasco too.

>games that have set and missed release dates repeatedly
I don't think Valve has ever encountered anything like Cleve's level of punctuality.

>Why is he browsing forums instead of developing the game?
Because on top of being a mega-autist, Cleve is a classic narcissist. The only thing he really wants is attention, whether positive or negative. That's why he keeps claiming his game will be the best thing ever released and he deserves to be worshiped as a (literally) superhuman programmer and game designer, while at the same time spending most of his day making sure to piss everyone off.

Aside from themselves

Touché

I'm pretty sure that they don't care as long as he doesn't actually scam people by taking their money with preorders or something like that

*drum roll*

Pick your class.

Your reddit is showing, don't post shit like that ever again.

>tfw Nostalgist/Skeptic dual class

Videogames.

Where's the "realist" class option for people who are aware that Cleve has been using the exact same shitty excuses not to release the game for decades even though he has been claiming the game is almost ready for release since 1997?

Fucking sape, just 0.5 more picobugs and it will be released by the end of the week!

Next Friday, amirite?

>realist
No such thing. Either you are a fanboy or a hater.

You can't even if you wanted to. Can't buy a game what will never exist.

What culture? I hope you realize Cleve is American.

Tell that to Chris Roberts

Not even, superior neanderthal programming will make it release this friday!

I was so hoping this is not fake or a scam. There hasn't been a nice BT/Wizardry/M&M type game in ages. I know, there are some "indie" ones like "The quest" but I bought several over the past and they were all a bit meh. Last good one was the M&M X approach two years ago and that also was a bit too modern and streamlined and lacked complexity.

>Just a few tiny details it's almost done!

Only the japs make them now, but even then they are normally too easy or too grindy.

Glad I'm not alone m8

Dude, this is Cleve

There's no game, he's conning everyone again

50 bucks say that he's gonna find an excuse to "cancel" the release (e.g. "ungrateful community")

Underrated post

So all jokes aside, when do you think the next big announcement one way or another is?

Could Cleve Blakemore survive another LA riot.

Release this Friday.

ok lads i've been seeing this popping up more and more, what is this? was this announced a long time ago because i only recently learned of it from here, but the posts i've seen are leading me to believe that it was announced like years ago and it's a week from release or something

You think he's your pal -

But he's a neanderthal!

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Bull shit, what makes you say that?

Cleve told him so

That's it. He's self aware. You guys just got trolled by the master troll.

He merely lives in Australia, yet he shitposts better than all of them combined. I guess Neanderthals really are superior.

that guy is really totally nut afterall the french journalists werent exagering

He got bullied to the point of suicide and has very deep mental issues which he includes in every post like a traumatised woman recounting her husband beating her, that's not exactly winning at all. I'm amazed that he managed to have a son albeit who is a full blown poofter that lives in melbourne. His "magnum opus" is a shitty game he never got to finish in time when it mattered because he was so butthurt sirtech fired him. If it takes you 20+ years to make a spreadsheet simulator then what kind of idiots have been hiring him throughout his life. If he was anything he billed himself as he would have moved to the US since the IT market here is completely oversaturated with pajeets that want a job.

This game looks like total fucking ass.

I can't wait for it to finally release and cleve to act like a snob when people hate it.

>His "magnum opus" is a shitty game he never got to finish in time when it mattered because he was so butthurt sirtech fired him.

Developing Grimoire is not Cleve's day job, though (or he would have died from starvation last decade). This is his hobby, though he claims it's gonna be the greatest thing ever

END OF THE RINE
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COMPLAINERS WON'T BE ALLOWED TO PLAY THE GAME OF THE MILLENNIUM

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RINE END HERE

Believe the Cleve!

Has somebody the pic with translation pls?

>Challenges others to make a game in quicker time.

I'm almost at the point that I might. It can't be that hard.

The engine itself is very simple. Grimoire is just like a cake with 200 layers of frosting on it

My name is The Cleve!
And I am here to say,
I'm working on a game,
You just might get to play!

It's so close, It's near done, It's almost time to lrelease!
And if, It fails, the world will hear my autistic screech!

So just keep on taunting me,
Like some stupid apes,
And I will show you,
You Dirty Sapes!
Ha ha ha!

Come on down to Cleveland town everyone
Under construction since 1995
See our engine that catches on fire
It’s so buggy that all our NPCs have AIDS

Yeah, but this is the first time it'll be on an open platform that does cost money to use, right?
>When did he do that?
steamcommunity.com/games/650670/announcements/detail/1430307055692406736
>8 July - GOLDEN ERA GAMES
>Grimoire Go-Live Date Will Only Be Updated When Valve Has Accepted and Approved The Package For The Store
>Will Only Be Updated When Valve Has Accepted and Approved The Package For The Store
>When Valve Has Accepted and Approved The Package For The Store
>When Valve Has Accepted and Approved
>It's Valve's fault! kek! Gib me monies!
That's because he changed the content of the announcement; look for previous threads around that date to see the original text.
If Valve where to do that, it'd be a perfect excuse for that fag to use.
>It was always Valve's fault! You see?!!!1!!!one.
^ This. He knows if he releases the game, it's over: People will deride and forget it, making the attention well dry up.
>you people
You people? I'm only here to watch this moron get buried under the weight of his self-absorption.