Have you heard of the high elves?

Have you heard of the high elves?

*blocks ur recommended videos*

n-no

>friends and I used to say
>"Have you heard of the Best Defense? I hear their prices are quite reasonable" to each other all the time
>If we made a video about it we would've gotten millions of views.

dude legit looks like a slimmed down Jontron

OOOOOHH

Take your e-celeb advertising shit elsewhere.

me and my friends still say "You lookin' to protect yourself, or deal some damage?" to each other

never should'f come here

when does oblivion get good?

By the nine divines! ASSAULT! ASSAULT!

When you open it

STOP!

THERES NO NEED TO GET VAHLENT

WHY!

WON'T

YOU

YAAARGH

DIE

FUCK!

When you forget about the main quest amd dive right into the thieves guild quest line.

WHO GOES THERE?

My man
>exit sewers
>instantly go do thieves guild

When you don't touch the main quest and do Shivering Isles instead.

YOU'LL MAKE A FINE PAIR OF BOOTS LIZARD

What do you want breton thrash?

This is also acceptable.

There's nothing better than being a no good dirty loner thief in an rpg.

>he has friends who understand vidya references

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH

>he doesn't

>doesnt ignore thread
>comes into it and complains

HEEEEEEEEELP!

MURRRRRDERRRR~!