Play Japanese game

>play Japanese game
>press ESC
>instantly quits

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>play Japanese game
>press ESC
>game locks you out of ever getting the True Ending

>play Western game
>press ESC
>Game has stopped working...

>play game made after 2012
>launch game
>come back in five minutes when all the opening splash screens telling me what companies and software was used

>Play Japanese game
>Circle is affirmative, X is cancel

>not deleting the .bik files
fag

>Play japanese game
faggits

What is her name again?

That's Lana Del Ray.

Game?

Name 10 games that do this
Imaga Searchina

Fucking Kingdom Hearts remasters
>2 minutes of logo and copyright shit
>"Select which game you want to play"
>2 minutes of the same logo and copyrights you saw a second ago

>her

>play nip game
>press Z to shoot

>be germanon
>press z to shoot, x to jump
danke merkel

>play western game
>press P and 1 to whip out your dick and start jerking off

>play completely singleplayer game
>press ESC
>menu comes up but game is still running in the background
>no way to pause

>play Japanese game
>frantically use scroll wheel to ejaculate

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Dude, what the f*ck. This is a blue board, you can't link that stuff here.

Are you really that fucking dense?

>play Japanese game
>move the camera to try to get an upskirt in character model view mode
>game actually lets you

is that meant to be the mouse from catdog?

You can't just violate the rules like this.

hownu.ru

>play eastern mmo
>everyone's anti-social and abuses cheap mechanics to win
>90% of players are bots

>play western mmo
>everyone's chill, they all socialize and help each other
>not a single bot on the server

>steam downloads then back automatically

qwertz users always get fucked

>play Japanese game
>characters start talking instead of shutting down the game
JUST SHUT UP AND QUIT ALREADY

no, only if you manually let it check the game cache
indeed, that's why I bought a qwerty kb
rogue-likes really suck with qwertz

or you could just simply change the keyboards language so it switches Z and Y

This is bait right?

*sigh* I wasn't being littoral, you jerks. I was expressing an abstract truth through a symbolic exaggeration. We all know that Japanese games are notoriously finicky about what you need to do in order to achieve the Real True Ending, and I thought I would make a funny joke about it.

symbols are still different

Oh, well can you give some of those examples instead friend?

>no penis
what a disappointment

*sighs louder*

Why would you post outright lies on an anonymous message board? Who the heck does this?

*moans*

>play modern vidya
>pause menu doesn't have an "Exit to desktop" option
>alt+f4 is disabled
>have to exit out to the main menu first and then exit to desktop

*Nuzzles* OwO

I do not consent

>not writing a script that lets you close everything with ctrl+alt+q

>There's a fucking loading screen to go back to the main menu