>play Japanese game
>press ESC
>instantly quits
Play Japanese game
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>play Japanese game
>press ESC
>game locks you out of ever getting the True Ending
>play Western game
>press ESC
>Game has stopped working...
>play game made after 2012
>launch game
>come back in five minutes when all the opening splash screens telling me what companies and software was used
>Play Japanese game
>Circle is affirmative, X is cancel
>not deleting the .bik files
fag
>Play japanese game
faggits
What is her name again?
That's Lana Del Ray.
Game?
Name 10 games that do this
Imaga Searchina
Fucking Kingdom Hearts remasters
>2 minutes of logo and copyright shit
>"Select which game you want to play"
>2 minutes of the same logo and copyrights you saw a second ago
>her
>play nip game
>press Z to shoot
>be germanon
>press z to shoot, x to jump
danke merkel
>play western game
>press P and 1 to whip out your dick and start jerking off
>play completely singleplayer game
>press ESC
>menu comes up but game is still running in the background
>no way to pause
>play Japanese game
>frantically use scroll wheel to ejaculate
Dude, what the f*ck. This is a blue board, you can't link that stuff here.
Are you really that fucking dense?
>play Japanese game
>move the camera to try to get an upskirt in character model view mode
>game actually lets you
is that meant to be the mouse from catdog?
You can't just violate the rules like this.
hownu.ru
>play eastern mmo
>everyone's anti-social and abuses cheap mechanics to win
>90% of players are bots
>play western mmo
>everyone's chill, they all socialize and help each other
>not a single bot on the server
>steam downloads then back automatically
qwertz users always get fucked
>play Japanese game
>characters start talking instead of shutting down the game
JUST SHUT UP AND QUIT ALREADY
no, only if you manually let it check the game cache
indeed, that's why I bought a qwerty kb
rogue-likes really suck with qwertz
or you could just simply change the keyboards language so it switches Z and Y
This is bait right?
*sigh* I wasn't being littoral, you jerks. I was expressing an abstract truth through a symbolic exaggeration. We all know that Japanese games are notoriously finicky about what you need to do in order to achieve the Real True Ending, and I thought I would make a funny joke about it.
symbols are still different
Oh, well can you give some of those examples instead friend?
>no penis
what a disappointment
*sighs louder*
Why would you post outright lies on an anonymous message board? Who the heck does this?
*moans*
>play modern vidya
>pause menu doesn't have an "Exit to desktop" option
>alt+f4 is disabled
>have to exit out to the main menu first and then exit to desktop
*Nuzzles* OwO
I do not consent
>not writing a script that lets you close everything with ctrl+alt+q
>There's a fucking loading screen to go back to the main menu