>it's a Kickstarter
lol
It's a Kickstarter
No it's not. That's not even a picture of the console. Fuck your shit thread.
>No it's not. That's not even a picture of the console. Fuck your shit thread.
It actually is.
The wood design is disgusting, kys grandpas.
I dont know about the kickstarter part but that is definitely the console, or at least the console they want to make
they plan to release a wood edition shown in op and this one which is my personal fav
It also comes in red.
But what games does it have
That’s a render
It's looking pretty groovalicious, my jive brothers.
They say Classics and modern content.
You're arguing semantics. The render is official.
>It's literally just another one of those plug 'n' play pieces of shit
ATARIFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH YET AGAIN
Pretty cool looking. I hope it's successful or at least finds a niche.
Also, Make Boxart Great Again.
So is it a console? Is it a PC? Console games or mobile games? Do we know anything?
What the fuck happened to wood paneling on consoles?
“To limit risk taking, this product will initially be launched within the framework of a crowdfunding campaign”
eurogamer.net
So what, they're a small company, they don't have the capital to take this risk, i for one will be backing day one
AHAHAHHAHA
To the grave, grandpa
On the "render", I can see a LAN port. So it probably has wifi too. There will be internet connectivity, I think.
"Modern content" can be limited to mobileshit and indieshit.
Doesn't even have a way to play physical media. Not a current gen competitor.
It's Atari's Ouya. It's fucking nothing
I only buy if it's made of real wood.
anyone have the yt link to this
Took me literally ten seconds, and that's because this internet is slow.
youtube.com
The only thing that's disgusting about it is that only the front panel is wood instead of the whole thing.
And it's dead
archive.is
Sounds like it'll be real wood on the front.
It's spelled "kiss" you ESL dipshit. Learn English before posting.
>No disc drive so it's digital only
>No visible fans or cooling so it won't be playing multiplats at the PS4 & XB1's level
It's a home console to play Atari's mobileshit.
This. Kind of disappointing.
If it comes with an entire Jaguar+7800+Lynx library I might still pick one up though
>visible fans
you can't be this retarded
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1st day on Sup Forums?
I don't see any ventilation grills, do you?
idk who they are marketing this at, no one rally wants to ppay pong or centepede and if they do games like this are freeware and the entire atari catalogue is easily emulated on toasters,
desu senpai, I think this is some sort of marketing ploy
Slit your wrists like you always threaten to do because of """""""depression""""""""", Jimmy.
I don't see any on my ps4 either, your point?
remember how the first couple of parties were literally melting
It's ok to be jelly, kiddo.
That was the pro I think
>all these rustled turkeys
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>all these little nooks where dust builds up
I understand they want the system to look "edgy" by why make it retarded levels of unfunctional.
Kickstarter is just a fashionable way to promote it
>being this retarded
The PS4 has them on the back. This Ataribox doesn't have any at all
>Ouya 2:Electric Boogaloo
On the back dipshit.
Jive turkey central down here. Where my daddios at?
It's either a Ouya 2 or a custom PC with controllers (aka steambox), whatever it is it will be disappointing and expensive.
So emulated Atari games and indyshit? Got it.
I hope Atari ushers in a new video game crash like they did last time
How do you genuine retards actually fall for that basic bait
We can only hope this too-big-to-fail abomination keels over.
>merely pretending
They'd have to be influential again to do that, right now if Atari went bankrupt or if nobody bought this ataribox thing it wouldn't change a single thing in the industry.
It's not though, it's designed so that if it ever does overheat and die on you then Sony can get you to buy a second PS4 and give them more money since it's not covered by the base warranty.
It really isn't, if you still have your packaging go look at the fine print right now. Sony can deny coverage of your system because it classifies dust buildup as being a user-side fault.
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>people still believe that PS4 Pro was getting hot enough to melt the plastic
You would have to be an actual retard to have fallen for that. Even at top load, the system was running around 100F. That's well within reason, and not even close to melting plastic.
Right here. Jive turkeys out in full force
> console
it was destined to be trash
there has never been a good, justified home console, unless you are a mega casual who played wii
it died when everything in jello died
wood furniture on everything is refreshing when brushed anodized aluminum and glass everything is ubiquitus