Kill human

>kill human
>loot 3 eyes

>kill 20 boars
>no intestines

poor boars...

Maybe he was wearing a monocle

>loot a normal looking chest in a treasure room fool of gold coins.
>it's empty

>Room full of treasure
> Can't pick any of it up

>you can pick it up
>you just cant progress unless you spend it on this quest item

>kill you
>loot 5 eyes

It's not like you're looting THEIR eyes, you're just rummaging about their pockets and discovering that three of the eyes they were carrying on them remained undamaged in the scuffle.

>kill one of the kin
>loot 10 eyes

GRANT

>kill enemy
>drops specific loot in random quantities within a certain amount with a minuscule chance of slightly better loot
Why do games be programmed and not real like life is?

>kill human
>loot 3 eyes
>turns out he looted 1 eye himself and carried it in his pocket

kill wolf
find equipment several times larger than the wolf

>Kill enemy with unique looking armor/weapon
>drops nothing

>kill woman
>drops Uterus

>kill human enemy
>receive loot like torch, keys, scrolls
>can't loot weapons or armor

lol

> kill a Jiren
> no donuts

>Kill bear
>Drops the bass

>kill magic sword enemy that is surrounded by swords while endlessly spawning more swords when they are depleted
>does not drop a sword

>kill a spider
>loot 6 legs

>kill insect swarm
>loot a plate armor

US

>kill giant suit of possessed armor
>drops a helmet you can equip

Tell me 23 (twenty three) games that dont do this

*that* new vegas mod has it

>Play as a Centaur/Octopod/Troll
>bipedal enemy drops armor
>you can't wear it because of your body shape/gigantism
TECHNOLOGY

>kill a spider
>loot spider-shish-kebab

>kill woman
>loot one (1) dick

>helmet possesses you unless you cleanse it first

>kill hornet
>acquire a free meal

Actually my point was that the helmet should be too big but that's cool too

Guys this Deviljho had two tails I am scared.

>fuck woman as another woman
>loot two (2) dicks

based scorpions

How would this work in a game?

>kill wild animal
>loot a live animal

>kill toyota corola
>loot tofu

>you can
>it kills you because character can't stop picking it up

You know what? I have no idea.
Be cool though

Pong
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 4
Super Mario World
Catz
My Sims Agents specifically on the DS
Gex
Gex 3 deep cover gecko
Pokemon Crystal
Morrowind
Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 without DLC
modded Minecraft
The Hobbit PS2
Pokemon Colosseum Bonus Disc
worlds.com
Top Banana
Pac Man
Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2010 for the Wii, with the wiimote shotgun peripheral
Zelda 3
Kiki's Delivery Service
Rayman Vs Raving Rabbids
Tetris

>Pokemon Crystal
Eggs. Checkm8.

At least post the better one

>an hour in borderlands
>all those purples
No

someone post the "every bone in the human body loot" text pls

>kill a zebra
>no hooves

>Kill enemy that's been shooting constantly for 5 minutes
>Loot corpse
>He apparently fired his last ammo at you just before he died
>It keeps happening.
Giving enemies infinite ammo is already cheating, but when they don't drop a good enough amount to keep you going that's real fucking horse shit.

>Kill a spider
>Drops a Zweihander

some games are more enjoyable once you actually have to scrounge up bullets and conserve them. For example in unmodded stalker enemies would drop a full mag, but I found the game more enjoyable once I modded it so they only drop a few bullets at a time.

>Anything non-humanoid holding gold you weren't informed to be doing so

Fuck getting those hooves in the barrens. I'm forgetting what they were actually called in that game though... Zhevras?

>Last of Us grounded mode in a nutshell

>kill guy
>loot fully loaded shambler
>get 2 shotgun shells

I've not played Stalker, but it looks like that sort of system fits the setting better I guess, having ammo be scarce because it'd be such a valuable commodity for survival. Maybe I'm way off with that assumption.
Anyway I was thinking back to something more like new Wolfenstein where enemies from a damn army should be well stocked with plenty of ammo to steal.

>collect rat heads
>rat doesn't drop rat head
>get 1000 gold instead to buy new armor with

Is the name of that human Fiona, by any chance?

This is honestly the most painful