Game forces you to have an animal companion

>game forces you to have an animal companion
>it's a dog

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>game forces you to have a partner
>its a nigger

>game forces you to have a companion
>its a demon

lel, ok, cats vs dogs thread, right? another off-topic thread trying to disguise itself as video games related? Fucking losers, same shit every day.

I own my own business and we have partners and affiliates the country over, some of who have revenue close to $1B US. Yes, that's one billion. One of our partners is that big.

Have fun being loser as fuck people who talk big on the Net, except for the one guy who seemed to be around my age.... Like these people come on here who are like 21 and think because they can buy a $15k car off a lot and a decent apartment, they can hang with the big boys.

You know, it doesn't actually matter I learned. I got into big business when I was about 21-22 and I thought I was a bad ass and I definitely acted like it. There are a lot of people around the world who don't even EAT everyday because there's no food. It doesn't make you actually great even if you got the dough. Maybe when you get 30-35, you'll realize even having DECENT living in a first-world country is better than many people in the world.

Get a fucking life. I also learned that life will fuck you up if you are too heady. Believe you are the greatest too long without having respect. Life will fuck you and show you you aren't shit. Get some fucking respect.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I SAID LE N WORD XDD IM SO LE BADASS XDD

user calm down, I want to talk about video games too but there's no need to sperg out

Kys triggered NeoFAG

Thanks for the pasta.

fuck outta here

Where the fuck is your wrangler?

>he doesn't know that H.P. Lovecraft was a notorious racist

IT'S NOT A DOG, IT'S A WOLF

What's the point of posts like this.

Are you trying to shame someone by acting like a spastic dork? Do you think you're impressing other anons?

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>user posts a pasta
>its antediluvian processed wheat and flour has long since dried to a pale brown and utterly repulsive aberration of its once more-than-edible self

He was?

user, Nigger is his cat.

It's for the (You)'s you inbred nigger

directly from one of his poems
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
Kill yourself.

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nigger lover

youtube.com/watch?v=EkupUtNYeAA

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He was kinda proto/pol/, complete with being a social shutin, although to be fair he did mellow out a bit later.

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>implying doggos aren't the superior pet in every imaginable way

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>harrier pigeon.webm

what the fuck?

Low framerate camera, the birb is actually flapping its wings

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Yes. His descriptions of how repulsive and bizarre the eldritch horrors actually stemmed from his views of other races.

Even at the time people thought he was way too extreme.
He was too racist for the 30s.

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>game forces you to have a protagonist
>it's corporeal

Superior at shitting up the streets, BARK BARK BARKing all day long and fighting other dogs whenever they meat them blocking of walkways.

Hi, dog.

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Retarded people shouldn't get dogs.
Same goes for you.

Maybe if you like a subservient beta animal that bends to your every whim

>Current year
>People still have pet dogs
If only Hillary had won...

"and that baby is how life works"

But pitbulls are the niggers of the dogs

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A cat would sit and watch you die. The only reason people have cats is because all they need is a box of sand and food, you are pretty much useless to them, dogs on the other hand, they need more care, they are pretty stupid but they are true bros.

Male cats are assholes they'll just scratch you for petting them and mark their territory spraying piss in your house, dogs are true bros.

all dogs are niggers to varying degrees

>Retarded people shouldn't get dogs.
The non-retarded owners are few and far between.
Dogs belong in the suburbs, anybody keeping them in cities deserves to be shot.

Yeah, black people would be in the lead

>being a cuck for your cat
Lmao

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I just like cats man, why does everyone have to make cats gay

>letting someone fuck your cat
What the fuck is wrong with white people?